The Last Exit for the Lost Show Archive

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; The band Cult Of Saints was there. They brought three brand new songs with them. Or, maybe two, depending on how you want to count it, as one of them was two songs in one, and was thirteen minutes long. All of their new songs, as well as all six of their older songs, were played. They are cool. They were there for most of the night, 'til about four thirty. They were interviewed, told us about their band, and talked about a lot of topics, and told some interesting stories. Just Joe's 7th anniversary at LE was Tuesday, November 23rd, two days after this LE, so this show was a celebration of that. Happy 7th Anniversary, Just Joe! Just Joe, however, was absent for his Anniversary show, no one knew where he was. But clips from his first time on LE, and of some of his early appearances, were played from Best Of The Last Exit For The Lost CD's. Dave, who actually was there for once, went to go look for Just Joe. He didn't come back, with or without Just Joe. Maybe Just Joe was afraid to be there, afraid of whatever horrible things that might be done to him to celebrate his special day. Or maybe it's the band he's afraid of, since, the only other time they were there, Just Joe was also not. Near the end of the night, Azkath said there was a phone call that he couldn't hear well, and it was mumbled and garbled, but he thought that whoever it was said something about Just Joe, although he couldn't be sure. So perhaps that call had something to do with why Just Joe was absent for his anniversary show, where he was, or, perhaps not. I guess we shall hear next week... The last hour of the program was kind of a Tribute To The Past, all old music, with no talk breaks. And thus went Just Joe's 7th anniversary show, minus Just Joe.


Listen to the Show


Fields of the Nephilim "Endemoniada"
Enthroned "Rion Riorrim"
Mongrel "Shut Up Get Dead"
D.O.M. "Love"

Riunation "Republika Amerika"
Kylesa "Cheating Synergy"
Atheist "Tortoise the Titan"
Atrocty (Feat. Yasmin) "The Otherworld"

Razorwyre "Battleshark"
Notekillers "Narrator"
The Lobster Quadrille "Weary - Live"
Grave Digger "Rebels"
The Secret "Dead Alive"

Cult of Saints "Get Me Off (My Own Planet)"
Broughton's Rules "Ghost Heavy Days"
Panzerbastard "Apocalypse Requiem"
Ironwood "Artic Tern"
Korova "We Did It Our Way"

Cult of Saints "A Darkening Sky"
Dio "Don't Talk to Strangers"
Triptykon "Circle of the Tyrants"
Jesus on Extasy "Embrace the World"
System Divide "The COnscious Sedation"

Cult of Saints "The Forgotten"
Psyche Corporation "Pound of Flesh"
Lair of Golgotha "Remembering the Ancient Wars"
Carach Angren "Bloodstains on the Captain's Log"
Kobi LaCroix "We are the Vikings"

Cult of Saints "Long Shadows at Twilight"
Titan "Highlands of Orick"
Vex "Thanatos"
Nadiwrath "Horns"
Sudden Death "CGI"

Cult of Saints "Khatam"
The Lobster Quadrille "I'm on Fire (?) - Live"
Beltane "Eilean Mor"
Lux Carentes "Atom"
Earth "Divine and Bright"

Cult of Saints "Moonsong"
Psycho "Animal"
Citizen Useless "Try Not to Scream"
The Dehumanizers "Planet of the Apes"
High Spirits "Let's Rock"
Nox Aurea "My Voyage Through Galactic Aeons"
Haarp "The Fall, The Rise"
Millbastards "Bunny Boiler - Live"

Cult of Saints "The Veil / Behind the Door"
A Day to Remember "You be Tails, I'll Be Sonic"
As They Sleep "Bedlam at the Nile"
OFF! "Panic Attack"

Ticket to Hell "Metallic Overdose"
United Nations "Communication Letdown"

Accept "Princess of the Dawn"
God's Tower "Rising Arrows"
Dead Horse "Peaceful Death"
Reverend "Ritual"
Sabbat "The Best of Enemies"
Sacred Reich "Death Squad"
Sacrifice "Re-Animation"
Testament "C.O.T.L.O.D."
The Coup De Grace "Burning with Optimism"
Galactic Cowboys "Pump Up the Space Suit / Ranch on Mars Reprise / Speak to Me"

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; For about the first half of the night, EVD, Little Gorgar, Adam, and Chad were there. There were three segments of Movie Time, with EVD, Little Gorgar, Adam, and Chad participating in the first one. And there was lots of new music, in fact mostly new music was played, as the week before had been the seven hour Tribute To The Past Show, where only old music is played, so, consequently, no new music then, and then, Azkath had gotten twice as much new music this past week as he usually does, so there was tons and tons of new stuff to be played, and so it was, cool how that works out huh? And several pairs of tickets for a show that was upcoming at The Haunt in the next week were given away, so several happy listeners got great free stuff, a chance to go to a rockin' show...

Listen to the Show

Fields of the Nephilim "Intro (The Harmonica Man) / Slow Kill / Laura II"
Tripykon "Shatter"
Virgin Steele "The Bread of Wickedness"
Bring Me the Horizon "The Fox and the Wolf"

Mockingbird "Puma Punca"
The Sorrow "Crossing Jordan"
OFF! "Now I'm Pissed"
Conducting from the Grave "Curse in the Twilight"
Order of Apollyon "Ich Bin Das Licht"

Combichrist "Kickstart the Fight"
Dyonisis "Dead to Me"
Mr. Death "The Plague and the World it Made"
Lair of Golgotha "Night of the Falling Stars"
Devo Spice "Nothing But a Geek Thing"

Cosmic Sea "Terminal Visions"
Amelia is Dead "Beautiful Suicide"
Hellbastard "Sea Shepherd"
Rebellion "Mad World"
Order of the Dead "Stab"

Cult of Saints "Moonsong"
Setherial "Celestial Remains of the Cosmic Creation"
Pain of Salvation "Sleeping Under the Stars"
Helloween "Are You Metal?"
The Consortium of Genius "What a Friend We Have in Cthulu"

Ruination "Bleed the Wound"
Lux carentes "Slumbering in the Arms"
Chastain "The Mountain Whispers"
American Speedway "Howl Ya Doin"
Notekillers "Eyelash"

Combichrist "Sent to Destroy"
Razorwyre "Fuck You Tonight"
Psycho "Dr. Satan"
Rasputina "My Night Sky"
Dawn of Ashes "Nyarlathotep's Children of the Void"

Cult of Saints "Long Shadows at Twilight"
Place of Skulls "though He Slay Me"
Stench "The Fire"
Vex "Motionless"
Therion "Cu Chulainn"

Vengeance Rising "White Throne"
Bloodgood "Vagrant People"
Leather "The Battlefield of Life"

The Tards "Tear Out the Seats and Mosh"
Cavus "Fist of a Titan"
Control Denied "Breaking the Broken"
Furze "It Leads..."
Kobi LaCroix "We are the Vikings"

Angra "Lease of Life"
Intronaut "Sunderance"
Saeculum Obscurum "Downfall of a Dynasty"
Cypercore "Moment of Impact"
Cradle of Filth "One Foul Step from the Abyss"
Psyche Corporation "Pound of Flesh"

Amelia is Dead "Amnesia Kills Bodies but Left Mine to Die Slowly"
Cosmic Sea "Conclusion of Man"
Ruination "Ghost in the Mirror"

King Diamond "The Candle"
Kylesa "Tired Climb"
Mongrel "West Memphis Hell"
Atheist "Fradulent Cloth"
Ript "Mental"

Nadiwrath "Darkness Has Lost It's Meaning"
Stoneman "Hope You All Die Soon"
Enthroned "Rion Riorrim"
Moss Circle "Ride the Dragon"
Revilers "Running Out"
Panzerbastard "Fatherless Son of a War Machine"

Psycho "Legalize Murder"
Steve vs The Volcano "211"
Insult "Sheople"

Feilds of the Nephilim "Dawnrazor"

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Recap by The Metal Wulf; (FEW Recap at end of Post) Alright, folks, you'd better all enjoy this one, because it's probably the only recap I'll be writing for The Last Exit For The Lost. So, how did this come about? What circumstances drove me to defect from The Metallic Onslaught for what would end up being only one night? Glad ya asked!

So, there was this sinister force in the universe known as Jeffie. Jeffie was a clone of the Last Exit's host, who we all know as the Demon Azkath.  (Well, more specifically, Jeffie was a clone of Jeff the Radio Guy, who in turn is a clone of Azkath, but hey, no sense in getting overly technical here...) On the last edition of The Metallic Onslaught, which was our Halloween show, Jeffie showed up as Pepe. Now, as the night wore on, Pepe decided I should wear his outfit, throwing his itchy poncho on me, and his sombrero, and also shoved his maracas in my hands. Hey, I did my best to play along, just go with it, try to have fun, yada, yada, yada... But then he had to go and chloroform me... This particular indignity was bad enough, but what came next was too much for this Wulf to take. The Onslaught's host, Joe Wyatt, suggested that Jeffie revive me by doing CPR, not knowing that I was slowly reviving on my own. But, Jeffie went with it anyway, and decided to give me mouth-to-mouth, clearly not knowing that tongue should NEVER be involved with the process. Suffice to say, Jeffie could probably have told you what the contents of my stomach were that night...

So, it was a a hard decision, but in the end I figured that it couldn't possibly be any worse going to Ithaca and joining up with Azkath's crew. As I understood it, Jeffie was never allowed on their show, so I would be free of him, once and for all! Now, I should mention that Rick from the Onslaught was also on hand this night, I think in the hopes of getting me to reconsider my move. But, my mind was made up!

And really, I'd thought I'd picked a good night to make my official debut! This was one of their Tribute To The Past Russian Roulette shows, which features nothing but older music The Russian Roulette portion comes from Azkath playing random selections of music. A "bullet" in this variation is actually in the form of a certain category of song, whether it's something that's been overplayed on mainstream radio, or something really cheesy, or a cover version. Those are a few examples anyway. When a bullet plays, someone gets to pick a little slip of paper out of a bag, and what's written on the paper dictates what comes next. The person who drew the slip chooses somebody ("victim"is a good choice of words, here...) to be the subject of whatever's written on the slip. Example: Shane became the subject of record breaking. Literally, having vinyl record albums broken over his head! Other bullets resulted in a few of the guys being piled into the rest room, which was full (and I do mean FULL!) of balloons, not to mention EVD taking a shot to the head with a DVD player (courtesy of me!). If you're a regular listener, I'm sure you know of what I am speaking! Actually, it was a great deal of fun until a bullet with Jeffie's name on it was drawn... Now, this meant that somebody had to actually call Jeffie to come onto the Last Exit, where he is normally forbidden. I mean, really, of all nights! What the HELL? Azkath suspected this particular bullet has been snuck into the bag by Just Joe. But rules are rules, so, against the wishes of nearly everybody there (except Just Joe), Jeffie arrived. It was a short visit, I must say... I think I may have let out a war cry of sorts, as I picked up my liter size bottle of Mountain Dew, and a sharp fragment of record album that just happened to be within reach. What happened next is probably far too gory for words, as I proceeded to bludgeon and slice Jeffie into a virtually unrecognizable lump of red goo in the hallway. Sloth, no stranger to The Last Exit, summed up part of the carnage, describing my ripping Jeffie in half after grabbing hold of each of his butt cheeks. Now, I really must have been in a blind rage, 'cuz I really don't quite remember that part... Anyhoo, what was left of Jeffie was probably far more shocking than the time I killed and ate all his llamas. Just Joe was highly displeased (okay, more like ENRAGED) at returning to find his friends' remains strewn about the hallway, and I think Azkath was a little put-out with me as well. He even went so far as to say that he wasn't making any more Jeffie's to send to the Onslaught. Now, Rick and I both agreed that the Onslaught would be perfectly fine with that, but Azkath seems to think that without Jeffie, we're only going to end up turning on each other. Actually, this was kind of a non-issue at first, since I'd still planned on staying true to my defection. At least, up until I became the subject of a bullet... Just Joe had drawn this particular slip, which simply said "Porno Joe". He didn't seem familiar with this particular action, but made me the target anyway. Azkath assured Joe that he'd remember soon enough, and began playing some really bad Seventies porn music. Next thing I knew, Joe was stripping his shirt off and giving me a lamp dance, bouncing his hairy monkey-like physique on my knees, rubbing my head. I think unrestrained panic would be a good way to describe my reaction. It took my beating him with a computer keyboard to get him off of me, and I quickly made a run for the door, screaming for Rick to get me out of there! Of course, once it was all over, Just Joe didn't remember a thing and I was emotionally scarred, quite possibly for life. They'd gotten me calmed down sufficiently, but I'd already changed my mind about my decision. I was gettin' out of there and returning to the Onslaught!

Hey, if nothing else, we don't have to worry about that annoying Jeffie anymore!



Listen to the Show

Juggernaut "Without Warning"
Hallow's Eve "Lethal Tendencies"
Iron Maiden "Hallowed be Thy Name" (R)
Slayer "Chemical Warfare" (R)

Ram-Zet "I'm Not Dead"
Saint Chaos "Nothing is Forever"

King Kobra "Attention"
SOD "Momo - Live"
Impaler "It Won't Die"
Edge of Sanity "Jesus Cries"
Korpiklaani "Let's Drink"

Blackshine "My Own God"
Annihilator "Schizos (Are Never Alone) Part III"
Emmure "Bars in Atoria"
Raven "Hard Ride"
Gloomy Grim "Elder Ones"

GWAR "Saddamn-a-Go-Go" (R)
Entombed "Insanity's Contagious"
Anthrax "Room for One More"
Fear of God "Drift"
Dissection "Starless Aeon'

Cradle of Filth "Desire in Violent Overture" (R)
Mortal Sin "Deadman Walking'
Reptilian "Sabre-Dance"
Nocturnus "Standing in Blood"
October Tide "All Painted Cold"

The Plankboys "Skeleton Crew"
Pretty Suicide "I Want It All"
Therapy? "Knives"
Defleshed "Curse the Gods"
Arcane Opera "Dust of Stars"

Absolution Project "Mad World"
Overkill "Tyrant"
Savatage "Alone You Breathe (Acoustic)"
Corrosion of Conformity "White Noise"
Taake "Lukt til Helvete"

Hot Buttered Anal "You're Dead"
Manticora "Lovereternalloveternal"
Tourniquet "Broken Chromosomes"
Voi-Vod "Wrong Way Street"
Emperor "The Loss and Curse of Reverence"

King Diamond "Abigail" (R)
Nuclear Assault "Stranded in Hell"
The Project Hate "Christianity Delete"
Skyclad "Single Phial"
Juliet "Eight Lives Gone"

Motley Crue "Piece of Your Action"
Mortiis "The worst in Me"
Nuclear Assault "Lesbians - Live"
Mezzrow "Frozen Soul"
(god-rot) "And You Are Dead"

Nocturne "I Lie"
Naamah "She is My Sin'
Cop Shoot Cop "Room 429"
Novembre "Conservatory Resonance"
Codeseven "It could Happen"

Elusive Travel "Seperation... The Quickest Way to the End"
Schoolyard Heroes "Sometimes They Come Back"
Killing Joke "The Wait"
Kix "Midnight Dynamite"
Kyuss "Odyssey"

Monster Magnet "Negasonic Teenage Warhead"
Skinny Puppy "Inquisition"
Current 93 "The Decent of Long Satan and Babylon"
Melvins "Skin Horse"
Cemetary "Sweet Tragedy"
The Witching "Let Us Drown"

Dead Kennedy's California Uber Alles"
Plasmatics "Lies"
Accept "Son of a Bitch"
Cinderella "Nobody's Fool"

Juggernaut "Hang 'Em High / Honey Bun"
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; This was the night the clocks are set back, at 2:00 A.M. it dropped back to 1:00 A.M, so this was the one night a year that LE is seven hours instead of six, and it is always a Tribute To The Past Show, nothing but old music. And, recently, it has also become a mostly Russian Roulette Show, with the computer picking from over eleven hundred songs at random, and, when a bullet played, i.e., a cheesy, glam, '80's song, any overplayed song, or any cover... Well, here's where it gets a little bit different than usual... When that happened a person would be chosen to draw a "Bullet", a piece of paper with something written on it that would happen to someone, and the person drawing the "bullet" must decide, before knowing what was written there, if they wanted it to happen to themselves, or someone else, and, if someone else, then whom. Got all that? Good. Because I'm not going through it again, and there will be a quiz later. Bullets could also be good or bad things, or that could all be relative, something might not be good for whom it was happening to, but be very good for those of us witnessing it. Akiri from Psyche Corporation played some music for us. And, as she played a Kiss song, she played the first bullet. She chose it to be for Dave, and the bullet read gives a lap dance, so Kiera got a lap dance from Dave, which she didn't want at all, and punched him in the face. Other bullets... Dave and Sloth rubbed their bellies in Shane's face. Sloth got thrown in a bathroom full of balloons with Just Joe, Dave, and Shane and they all fought in there. Later there was fighting involving cardboard box corners. Shane got records broken over his head by Just Joe, Rick from The Metallic Onslaught, and Wulfie, from The Metallic Onslaught. Sloth drew and said his bullet said "everybody hugs Sloth" they did, but then read the bullet and found, big surprise, that it did not say that at all, it said "type Face", which meant that Sloth got a wireless keyboard smashed across his face. EVD got a DVD player smashed on him. Azkath drew a bullet saying that Jeffie had to be allowed to come to LE, which he is forbidden to do. Azkath said no, but there was no arguing with the bullets... Jeffie's original theme music, something we hadn't heard in a long time, played, and Jeffie arrived. But he wasn't there long, he never even got a word out. Wulfie viciously attacked him, bludgeoning him brutally with a Mountain Dew bottle, and then taking a shard of broken record and eviscerating him, opening him up and disemboweling him. This was because Jeffie had revived an unconscious Wulfie on The Metallic Onslaught the week before by giving him mouth to mouth, only Jeffie's version of mouth to mouth is French kissing, which worked, it revived Wulfie, but it infuriated him. So now there was a huge, disgusting Jeffie mess in the hallway, which Wulfie was told he'd have to clean up. Azkath informed Wulfie and Rick that he was not making them another Jeffie this time, unless they asked him to, very nicely, which they were completely fine with. Azkath told them they would ask him, that, with no Jeffie, they would all turn on each other, and, they would want another Jeffie. They didn't believe this, but Azkath was pretty sure. Just Joe, who is the only person in the world who actually really likes Jeffie, considers him his buddy, cried when he saw the mess of very dead Jeffie, and attacked Wulfie, beating on him and saying he wouldn't stop until another Jeffie was made. That didn't happen, not this night, anyways. So, Jeffie's Death Song "The Hamster Dance" played, something else we hadn't heard in quite a while. Wulfie drew a bullet. It read, "Porno Joe". Yet another thing we hadn't witnessed for quite some time. Just Joe's "Porno Theme Music" played, and he began to dance for Wulfie, and to strip for him, and to give him a lap dance, and, actually quite a bit more than a lap dance. Wulfie was traumatized. Just Joe never remembers being Porno Joe when it's over, so he had no clue why Wulfie was infuriated with him. Wulfie said he had left The Metallic Onslaught to get away from stuff like this, and, now, after having quit MO the night before to join LE, he was now quitting LE to go back to MO, especially since there would be no Jeffie there now, as he had killed him. So there was one of the quickest turn arounds, quitting, joining something, and then quitting that to go back to the first in  less than twenty four hours. Wulfie was so traumatized that he had to go home, so he and Rick left. Now, if a bullet played, there was a ton of blown up balloons at the bottom of the basement stairs, and Just Joe would have to throw himself down the stairs into the balloons. If no bullet, Just Joe would get to throw Azkath down the stairs into the balloons. Bullet, a cover. So Just Joe threw himself down the stairs, and we heard a lot of nice loud pops as he bounced on the balloons on the way down. When he came back up, he informed us that balloons do not make a good cushion for your fall, because they bounce away as you land on them, so you still wind up hitting the concrete, only now you bounce on it. For the last couple of hours, the RR, Russian Roulette part of the night ceased, but the TTTP, Tribute To The Past part continued, still all music from the past. So, on this night, we got to hear a lot of old, rare, and obscure Music, that you don't get to hear often, and was good to hear. There was several segments of Movie Time throughout the night, with Rick and Wulfie participating in some of them. And, to list all the guests on this night, EVD, Dave (seeming to suggest that maybe they are not the same person after all), Shane, Rick from The Metallic Onslaught, Wulfie from The Metallic Onslaught, Akiri, and Ria. And so thus went the special, seven hour, Tribute To The Past/Russian Roulette Show, a night with much violence, lots of disturbing, disgusting, traumatizing behavior, lots of silliness and hilarity, and lots of good, old, music...

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; As both Halloween and this LE began at midnight, this was a very special Halloween program. EVD and Shane were there in the first part of the night. But most of the show featured bands. There were two bands, one was there for about the first couple hours, and one was there for most of the night. The former was the band Cult Of Saints, it was their first time here. They were interviewed, told us about themselves, and tracks from their CD were played. They are cool. The latter band was Zadoc And The Nightmare. They have added instruments to their band, they now have a cello and a mandolin. They were there until after 4:00. They played several sets of music, each with about three songs in it. They sounded awesome! They also updated us on what has been, and is, going on with the band, and about their forthcoming new CD. There was some molesting going on involving Just Joe and the band Zadoc And The Nightmare. Just Joe arrived quite late, about three hours into the program. After Zadoc And The Nightmare had gone, in the last part of the night, there were two segments of Movie Time, and one segment of Halloween Anomaly Corner. There was of course lots of Halloween music, both metal and comedy songs all throughout the night, about zombies, monsters, evil, and, just about Halloween in general... And thus went the very special Halloween LE...



Listen to the Show

Helloween "Halloween"
King Diamond "Halloween"
Heaven and Hell "Time Machine - Live"

GWAR "Zombies, March'
Slayer "Hate Worldwide - Live"
Alice Cooper "Keepin' Halloween Alive"
Dimmu Borgir "Ritualist"
Jesus on Extasy "Embrace the World"

Cult of Saints "Long Shadows at Twilight"
Psyche Corporation "Pound of Flesh"
Therion "Kali Yuga III"
Dead Kennedy's "Halloween"

Zadoc and the Nightmare "Neverest / Between / Fire Walk With Me - Live in Studio"

Dyonisis "Smart Mouth"
October Tide "A Nighttime Project"
Winterfylleth "The Wayfarer Pt 3 - To Find Solace... Where Security Stands"
Elvenking "This Nightare Will Never End"

Cult of Saints "Pavlov Theory"
The Commander-in-Chief "Paranoid"
Insane Ian "We're All Gonna Die"
Ministry "Every Day is Halloween"
Steve vs the Volcano "Scrape My Lungs"
The Consortium of Genius "What a Friend We Have in Cthulu"

Zadoc and the Nightmare "Behind Our Eyes / Vampire Bride / Another Way - Live in Studio"

Fields of the Nephilim "Trees Come Down" (R)
Luxt "Safety Dance" (R)
Kill the Client "The Walking Dead"
MC Lars "(Lord It's Hard to Be Happy When You're Not Using) The Metric System"
Vex "Apocalyptic Dream"

Cosmic Sea "Conclusion of Man"
Cradle of Filth "Halloween II"
Dino-Mike "Halloween Night"
Melechesh "Negative Theory"
Dio "Holy Diver / All the Fools Sailed Away - Live"

Zadoc... and the Nightmare "Silk and Cyanide / Road to Yesterday / Nightshade - Live in Studio"

Video Games Live "Sonic the Hedgehog; Staff Credits"
The Way of Purity "The Rise of Noah"
Triptykon "Crucifixus"
Borgne "Tainted Utopia"
The Lobster Quadrille "Whore of Babylon - Live"

Neverland "Ophidia"
Cephalic Carnage "Warbots A.M."
The Great Luke Ski "Blues Campbell"
Abominant "Where Demons Dwell"

Earth at Night "Hey Lucifer"
Mechanical God Creation "2012"
Pasadena Napalm Division "Failure"
TV's Kyle "Spookier than You"
Anti-bodies "Friends Forever"
Dyonisis "Dead to Me"

Schaffer the Darklord "Night of the Living Christ"
MC Lars "Hot Topic is Not Punk Rock"
Others "The Last Man"
Pictures of Pain "Deviator"
Warboner "When You Reflect Death"
Resistant Culture "Medning the Hoop"
Tub Ring "Feed the Rapture"

Ayat "Collective Suicide in the Boudoir (Feeling Wonderful Tonight)"
The Sequence of Prime "Extremophile"
Mercyful Fate "Doomed by the Living Dead"
Current 93 "All the World Makes Great Blood"

Hallows Eve "Hallows Eve"

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard: There was something new that had never been done before, a Little Gorgar's Corner, Little Gorgar got to play a set of music that was her picks. When Tribute to the Past Russian Roulette was played, if a bullet played, Just Joe would get a preview of what might, and probably would, be in store for him next week, which would be The Hard Core Halloween Show. He would get a preview of one of the contraptions Azkath was working on for the occasion. If no bullet, then no preview. No bullet. So we shall see in next week's recap how The Hardcore Halloween Show went. There was a segment of Adventures In Listening, and, for the second time in not very many weeks, the rule of no matter how much something in that segment might suck, it would be let play all the way through, was broken when something sounding very country played and it was stopped, and a new, slightly revised, rule was instituted, that if a song in that segment does not fit the format of LE, it goes. There were three segments of Movie time, with Ria sort of participating in one of them, only she hadn't really seen much of anything lately. There were two segments of Anomaly Corner...

Listen to the Show

Dyonisis "Eve's Song"
Dio "The Last in Line / Children of the Sea / Holy Diver / Heaven and Hell - Live"

Ayat "Curses! Curses! and Never Sleep"
Forbidden "Forsaken at the Gates"
Anti-Bodies "Blacked Out"
Resistant Culture "Surviving in Darkness"
Tryptikon "I am the Twilight"

Mastadon with Billy Gibbons "Just Got Paid"
Creation's End "Hollow"
The Sorrow "Knights of Doom"
Ross the Boss "Great Gods Glorious / Shining Path"

Cult of Saints "Khatam"
Neverland "No One Leaves the Hive"
Mudvayne "Scream with Me" (R)
Kings X "Sumerland - Live"
Firewater "This is My Life"

Sturm Und Drang "The River Runs Dry"
Children of Bodom "Triple Corpse Hammer Blow"
Amoral "Gave Up Easy"

Insane Ian "We're All Gonna Die"
Baptized in Blood "Up Shirts Down Skirts"
Deep Throat "Everything is Black"
Jesus on Extasy "No Gods"
Gay for Johnny Depp "You Have a Theory, I Have a Gun"

Deathkids "Smash Your Face"
Four Trips Ahead "Memento"
Widow Sunday "Dust Angel"
Carach Angren "Corpse in a Nebulous Creek"
Woe "Hatred is our Heart"

Circle of Animals "Poison the Lamb"
Therion "Hellequin"
Mose Giganticus "Bluff and Cover"
Revilers "Stand or Fall"
Insult "Blabbermouth"
Rampant Decay "Pigshit"

King Diamond "A Broken Spell"
The Purrs "Hellish Nightmare"
Anacrusis "Screaming Breath"
Lotus Project "Storm"
Current 93 "Crowleymass Unveiled"

Pasadena Napalm Division "100 Beers with a Zombie"
Wrathchild America "Surrounded by Idiots" (R)
Pro-Pain "Gone Rogue (I Apologize)"
Excruciator "Edenwitch of Torment"
C.P.X. "Choice"

D.O.M. "Soul"
Welicoruss "Dust Fly"
Spellbound Dazzle "Spaceman"
Samson "Red Skies"
Angkor Wat "Oridinary Madness"

Pictures of Pain "Far Beyond"
Jason Brendt "Black Tan Wasted"
Problem with Dragons "Salvation"
The Way of Purity "Anchored to Suffocation"
Cough "Crippled Wizard"

Enslaved "The Beacon"
Dyonisis "Arachne's Song"
While Heaven Wept "The Drowning Years - Live"
TV's Kyle "Apple Feast"
Bring Me the Horizon "Don't Go"

Norma Jean "High Noise Low Output"
Melechech "Sacred Geometry"
Borgne "Suffering to Buy Our Poison"
Society's Plague "The Human, The Canvas"
The Lobster Quadrille "The Whore of Babylon - Live"

Dio "Rainbow in the Dark - Live"

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; EVD was there for most of the night, and Dustin, from the band Thirteen South, was there for about half of it. Tribute to the Past Russian Roulette was played. If no bullet played, Just Joe would get a prize. If a bullet played, no prize for Just Joe. A bullet, Judas Priest's "You've Got Another Think Coming", plus two covers, which also equals a bullet, so no prize for Just Joe. There were three segments of Movie Time, Dustin participated in one of them, and EVD sort of contributed, he talked about a YouTube clip involving Jack Black. There were two segments of Adventures In Listening, and one pseudo Adventures In Listening, where Azkath had some idea of what some of the music might be like, but hadn't listened to it that closely. There was a segment of Anomaly Corner...

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Dyonisis "We Are... / Of the Fear"
Ill Nino "Bullet with Butterfly Wings"
Anti-Bodies "Fuck You"
Malevolent Creation "Invidious Dominion"

Pasadena Napalm Division "Spell It Out"
Avenged Sevenfold "Nightmare" (R)
Resistant Culture "Warning Civilization Ahead"
22nd Century "509"
Mose Giganticus "Commander!"

Dimmu Borgir "Chess with the Abyss"
Hail of Bullets "Tokyo Napalm Holocaust"
Melechesh "Defeating the Giants"
Therion "2012"
Others "She Keeps Coming Back"

Thirteen South "Remnants"
Athorn "Angel of the Fall"
Forbidden "Dragging My Casket"
Vindicator "Thrash and Destroy"
Neverland "Places Unknown"

Stolen Babies "Tablescrap"
All that Remains "Chiron" (R)
Megadeth "In My Darkest Hour" (R)
Motorhead "Killed by Death" (R)
Venom "Women, Leather, and Hell" (R)
Butthole Surfers "The Annoying Song" (R)

Cult of Saints "Khatam"
The Dehumanizers "Renegade Smurf"
Ozzy Osbourne "One More Time" (R)
Revilers "Road Rage"
Bad Brains "Re-Ignition - Live" (R)

Venom "Women, Leather, and Hell" (R)
Nephath "War Ensemble"
Hexx "Under the Spell"
Iced Earth "Number of the Beast"
Judas Priest "You Got Another Thing Comin'"

Circle of Animals "All Spirit / No Mind"
The Lobster Quadrille "The Whore of Babylon - Live"
Cult of Saints "The Forgotten"
Citizen Useless "Day of the Dead"
Creation's End "World Holocaust"

David Rock Feinstein "Metal Will Never Die"
Faith No More "As the Worm Turns" (R)
Corrosion of Conformity "Red Nekkk" (R)
Static People "Carrier"
Baptized in Blood "Last Line Lady"

Dyonisis "Eve's Song"
TV's Kyle "Spookier than You"
Ross the Boss "Hailstorm"
Bella Morte "Can't Let This Die"
Halford "Fire and Ice"
Daath "The Worthless"

Kickhunter "Revolution"
The Rain Within "Into the Far"
Triosphere "Driven"
Tesseract "Deception"
Sargeist "Let the Devil In"

Borgne "Die Trying to Take Off the Rope"
Katra "If There's No Tomorrow"
Fortesse "Par Hauts Nois et Vastes Plaines"
Symphorce "Whatever Hurts"
Toture Division "Whatever Hurts"

Deicide "Sacrifical Suicide" (R)
Triptykon "Shatter"
The Sequence of Prime "Dandelions in Spring"
Neige Et Noirceur "Ancient Folklore Quebecois"
Korzus "2012"

Slimy Cunts and the Fistfucks "I Don't Belong"
Rampant Decay "Apocalyterian"
D.O.M. "Semiconscious"
Arson Anthem "Death of an Idiot"
Pasadena Napalm Division "Speaking in Tongues"
Powerglove "The Flintstones"
Monster Magnet "Perish in Fire"

Dyonisis "Lunatic"

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; It had been Just Joe's birthday sometime in the week preceding this LE. Now, I always give the exact day, but, as of last year, some dispute has arisen about when the exact date is, as ridiculous as that sounds, but remember it's Just Joe we're talking about here. First facebook gave the wrong date, October 9th, then that confused Just Joe, I actually got into the dispute with him last year, he said his birthday was October 6th, but I told him he was wrong, it had always been on October 7th, ever since he's been here 'til last year, but he wouldn't believe me. I know it is his birthday, but he's dumb, and I have a super memory, where he has no memory, so I still say it's the 7th, he never said it was the 6th, 'til facebook screwed it up, and, this year, he didn't even give a date, just said it was sometime this past week, he wasn't sure when, so I am insisting on the 7th. Well, Happy Birthday Just Joe, whenever it was, or, I hope you had a happy day the 6th, 7th and, the 9th, all three dates, whichever is your birthday! Erica, a former host of Ithaska, the program which used to precede LE, but which has been gone for a long time now, was there for about the first hour. She hasn't been on the air here, for about eight years. They told Just Joe to take her down to the basement for his birthday. He tried, but she got away. Then she threw him down the stairs, twice, when they told her to. She was very good at it. Just Joe's Hugging Music played, and he hugged Erica, and EVD. Ian, from the band Arebours, was there for a couple hours. He updated us on things. Music from his CD was played. Arebours is very cool, www.myspace.com/arebours and, www.maurautious.com are their websites. There were three segments of Adventures In Listening, and three segments of Movie Time, one of which, the second, Ian participated in as well. There was a segment of Anomaly Corner...



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Fluttr Effect "Hollywood is Porn"
Ayat "Misogyny when We Embrace"
Enslaved "Night Sight'

Monster Magnet "Gods and Punks"
The Lobster Quadrille "Sand Mountain"
Mose Giganticus "The Left Path"
Earth at Night "Among Giants"
Check Engine "Respected or Feared"

Excruciator "Fatal Fornication"
Withered "Extinguished with the Weary"
Worm Quartet "The Laundromat of Sin"

Tub Ring "Chronic Hypersomnia"
Revolution Renaissance "The World Doesn't Get to Me"
Resistant Culture "Runaway"
Welicorus "Aperiron"
Vindicator "Fresh Outta Hell"

Slimy Cunt and the Fist-Fucks "Kicked Out"
Citizen Useless "Try Not to Scream"
Advesarial "All Idols Fall before the Hammer"
Circle of Animals "...And Together We are Forever"
Revilers "Isolation"
Dyonisis "Dead to Me"

Circle II Circle "Episodes of Mania"
Fast Death "Fast Death"
First Blood "Fear"
Insult "Get Killed / Hate Your Face"
Rampant Decay "I Wish All My Friends Were Dead"
Four Trips Ahead "This Night"

Cult of Saints "Pavlov Theory"
Carpathian Forest "Through the Black Veil of the Burgo Pass"
The Number 12 Looks Like You "...If They Holler, Don't Let Go" (R)
Powerglove "The Simpsons (feat. Tony Kakko)"
Static People "American Robot Mother"

A'Rebours "24fps"
The Lobster Quadrille "The Slayer of the Lord of Death"
Bella Morte "One Winter's Night"
Voluspaa "Mens Manan Lyer Opp"
Aggressor "Deathwalker"

Bella Morte "Logic"
Revenant Dead "Compulsion"
Arson Anthem "If You Heard This You Would Hit Me"
Psyche Corporation "Pound of Flesh"
Rabbit Junk "Industrial is Dead"
Marlowe "Some Common Heredity"

A'Rebours "Cardiac Thanatosis"
One-Eyed Doll "Suicidal Serenade"
The Commander-in-Chief "Great Expectations"
Resistant Culture "Elder Wisdom / Forced Conformity"
System Divide "Lethargy"
Sons of Liberty "False Flag"

Kommandant "Anti-Human Nemesis"
Baptized in Blood "Last Line Lady"
Woe "No Solitude / The Road from Recovery"
Titan "Sythasaurs"
Blackthorn "Gossamer Witchcraft"

Malevolent Creation "Compulsive Face Breaker"
Disfigured Dead "They Hear Your Heart Beating"
Comback Kid "Pull Back the Reins"
Star One "It's Alive, She's Alive, We're Alive"
Jaldaboath "Da Vinci's Code"

Pasadena Napalm Division "Failure"
High Spirits "Let's Rock"
The Sequence of Prime "Dandelions in Spring"
Bio-Hazard "Resist" (R)
Prong "Prove You Wrong" (R)
Hexx "Night of Pain"
Testament "Reign of Terror"
Antibodies "Oi to Your Mutha"

Fluttr Effect "Say Goodbye"

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; In the first portion of the program there were a ton of people there. Three bands, Pandora's Toy Box, The Lobster Quadrille, and Psyche Corporation, all of whom had performed at Wicked Ithaca prior to being on LE, Gorgar, Little Gorgar, Adam, The Enforcer, Dave, and, Rick, Wulfie, and Wulfie's brother BILL!, the last three from The Metallic Onslaught. The bands were interviewed, first Pandora's Toybox, and then The Lobster Quadrille, both of which were first timers here, and they only were able to stay for the first couple of hours. Both bands's music was played, a couple of tracks each. They rock, www.thelobsterquadrille.com is the website, as I'm sure you can guess, where you can find The Lobster Quadrille, and, www.pandorastoybox.net is the website where, as I'm sure you can also tell, Pandora's Toybox can be found, and, www.sorrowseed.com is the website of one of that band member's other band, Sorrow Seed, a song of who's was also played, which also rocked. Psyche Corporation, which is Genevieve, who has been on LE many times, was there for the whole program. Her music was played as well, www.psychecorporation.com is her website. She is cool. After the first two mentioned bands had departed, they sent Just Joe, all covered in Saran Rap in his attempt to make himself look invisible, out to have Wulfie, in his wolf mask, chase him through town. BILL! went with them, and streamed it on his Android phone to the LE website so the listeners could view it live. Someone accused Just Joe of being on pot, and someone else kept asking him for pot, with a cop right nearby, a sample of the brilliant humanity out there. They recounted there adventures when they returned. Tribute to the Past Russian Roulette was played. There are now ten thousand nine hundred eighty nine songs on the computer. If a bullet played, Rick, Wulfie, and BILL!, would each get to break a record over Just Joe's head. If no bullet, Just Joe would get to break a record over Rick's, Wulfie's, and BILL!'s heads. A bullet, the band XYZ. Just Joe got records broken over his head by Rick, Wulfie, BILL!, and Azkath smashed one over Wulfie's head for saying a bad word on the air on accident. Just Joe was knocked out for a bit, but he soon recovered. They decided to hypnotize Wulfie and send him into the future, to a week after the end of the world, to December 30th, 2012, to see if he saw the same thing Just Joe had seen when they did that to him a long time ago. Just Joe had seen, he said, bunnies, lots and lots of bunnies, the land was covered with them, but there was something different about the bunnies, they were frightening, and Just Joe still gets traumatized when it's mentioned to him, especially when they tell him they were probably shoggoths. Wulfie was sent to the future, and they asked him to tell them what he saw. He did see the bunnies, and shoggoths, he said the shoggoths were eating the bunnies. Then he said that, upon closer inspection, there was something wrong about those bunnies. Yes, there was something very not alright about them, he said it was bad, very bad, so bad in fact, that he couldn't say it, so, it was unspeakable. He was brought back. But, before Azkath brought him out of the hypnotic state, he told him that, although he would not remember hearing this, now, every time he heard the word metal, he would be allergic to wolves. And, when Wulfie was out of his trance, they started saying the word metal a lot, using it to describe a lot of the songs they were playing, as in "this is very metal", or "this isn't nearly as metal as I thought it would be". And, indeed, every time they uttered the word metal, Wulfie would start sneezing a lot. So, since Wulfie calls himself The Metal Wulf, now he won't be able to say or hear his name without violently sneezing, and he won't have any idea why, unless he reads this, of course, or listens to LE again. There started to be an Adventures In Listening, but the first song up was SOOOOO bad, sounding almost like a country song, not a metal (sorry Wulfie) song at all, that it actually was the first song ever to break the rule of Adventures In Listening, that, no matter how much it sucked, it would be let play all the way through, but no one could bear to hear this one all the way through, so, for the first time ever in this segment, the song, and the segment, was halted. There was two segments of Movie time, with Wulfie, Rick,BILL! , and Genevieve participating. Rick, Wulfie,BILL!, and Genevieve stayed for the whole program, though BILL! fell asleep about halfway through the night...



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Vindicator "Vindicator"
Bonded by Blood "Blood Spilled Offerings / Exiled to Earth"
Cephalic Carnage "Dimensional Modulation Transmography"
Revenant Dead "Severance"

Pandora's Toybox "Jerking Off this Mortal Coil"
Atrocity (featuring Yasmin) "Black Mountain"
Sons of Liberty "Don't Tread on Me"
Check Engine "Filter"

The Lobster Quadrille "The Whore of Babylon - Live"
Tub Ring "Feed the Rapture"
The Contortionist "Expire"
Mose Giganticus "Commander / Legacy - Live"

The Lobster Quadrille "The Slayer of the Lord of Death"
One-Eyed Doll "Overdose"
The Commander-in-Chief "Paranoid"
Unearthly Trance "The Tesla Effect"
God Size Hate "Desperate Days"
Pandora's Toybox "Evil... and Other Pastimes"

Sorrowseed "Eldritch Hunger"
Doomsday Mourning "Seeds of Doubt"
Powerglove "The Flintstones"
Static People "Save the Worst"

Psyche Corporation "Pound of Flesh"
Iron Thrones " Ever Flowing"
Vanna "Sending Vessels"
Bring me the Horizon "It Never Ends"

Blackshine "Blow My Mind"
Kreator "Replicas of Life"
Model Sons "Yeah"
Obituary "Cause of Death"
XYZ "The Sun Also Rises in Hell"

Powerglove "Gotta Catch Em All"
Painkiller Hotel "Afterglow"

Amon Amarth "Children of the Grave"
Shotgun Messiah "Rain"
Panzie "Rock and Roll Hammer"
Deathloch "No More words"
Enslaved "Waruun"

Pus "Bouncing Scotums"
Worm Quartet "The Laundromat of Sin"
Baldbox "Mixed Messages"
Cirque Du So What "The Bible, an Audio Book"
Dimmu Borgir "Gateways"
Rabbit Junk "In Your Head No One can Hear You Scream"
Vindicator "Pit of the Shoggoths / Strange Aeons"

Worm Quartet "Bunny Bunny Wop Wop'

Pretty Maids "Future World"
Welicoruss "Slavi Rusi (feat Silenzium) / Slavonic Power"
Ayat "The Fine Art of Arrogance - Part One (The Icon and the Cattle)"
Hiroshima Vacation "Bashin' Emo Kids"

Flotsam and Jetsam "The Cold"
The Sorrow "Raising the Devil"
Voluspaa "Ei Folkevise"
Sickhoose "TIA"
D.O.M. "Justify"

Monster Magnet "The Titan Who Cried Like a Baby"
Abigail Williams "An Echo in our Legends"
Alexis "Birds of Prey"
Forbidden "Forbidden Evil"

Vindicator "Gore Orphanage"

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Two members of the band Static People, the vocalist and the guitar player, called in for an extended phone interview. A track of their's was played, www.staticpeople.com and, www.myspace.com/staticpeopleband are their websites, and they are also on facebook search for Static people there. They are cool. Tribute to the Past Russian Roulette was played. Azkath told Just Joe that, after a storm the other day, he had gone outside and found the ground covered in something that looked like bread that had apparently rained down from the sky. He had gathered up a lot of it, and now, if a bullet played, Just Joe would have to eat some of the substance that looked like bread, but, given that it had rained down from the sky, who knew what it was. If no bullet, then he didn't have to eat it. No bullet. There were 2 segments of Adventures In Listening. Three segments of Movie Time were interspersed throughout the night. And there was the return of a segment that hasn't been for a few weeks, Anomaly Corner...

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Atrocity featuring Yasmin "A New Arrival / Call of Yesteryear"
Tub Ring "The Day the World Will End"
Monster Magnet "Dig that Hole"
Jaldaboath "Bring Me the Head of Metatron"
Mose Giganticus "My Machine (Kezner Diced Insanity Remix)"

Rabbit Junk "Industrial is Dead"
Fairyland "Master of the Waves"
Black Anvil "The Evil of All Roots"
Enslaved "Lightening"

Pro-Pain "Road to Nowhere"
Pasadena Napalm Division "Spell It Out"
Coliseum "Skeleton Smile"
Check Engine "counted"
Doomsday Mourning "Catalyst of Suffering"

The Lobster Quadrille "The Slayer of the Lord of Death"
Comeback Kid "Balance"
DyNAbtyte "The Mummy"
Welicoruss "Dust Fly"
Powerglove "Heffalumps and Woozles (Winnie the Pooh)"

Divinity Destroyed "Prism"
Star One "Human See, Human Do"
Vulture Industries "Blood Don't Flow Streamlined"

Static People "Just Sink Down"
Terror "Keepers of the Faith"
Demains "Falling from the Sun"
TV's Kyle "Apple Feast"

Diablo "Subdued"
Cannibal Corpse "Entrails Ripped from a Virgins Cunt" (R)
Vindicator "Beneath the Guillotine"
Mercyful Fate "Return of the Vampire - Live"
Dead Kennedy's "Drug Me"

Pantera "Fucking Hostile" (R)
Distorted "Children of Fall"
Hallows Eve "The Sun Must Die"
Lizzy Borden "Bloody Mary"
WASP "Killahead"

Cryptic Carnage "The Guardians Awake"
Rage "Beyond the Wall of Sleep"
Star of Ash "Blood, Bones, and a Skull"
D.O.M. "Hardcore"
Grave Digger "When the Rain Turns to Blood"

Cult of Saints "Get Me Off (My Own Planet)"
Enter Shikari "Anything Can Happen in the Next Half Hour"
Empyrean "Pleasure of Another's Pain"
Carach Angren "The Sighting is a Portent of Doom"
Buzzov-en "Proven Wrong"

Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love Reaction "We are Volsung"
Evil Survives "creature of Sin"
Iron Fire "The Underworld"
Descending Angel "Blood Stained"

Despised Icon "Les Temps Changent"
Pure Reason Revolution "Fight Fire"
Earth at Night "I Can't Promise Anything"
Kamelot "If Tomorrow came"
Unsun "Clinic for Dolls"

The Sequence of Prime "Nuclear Winter"
Valkyrie "Apocalypse Unsealed"
Unearthly Trance "The Horsemen Arrive in the Night"
Led to the Grave "Metalwhore"
Resistant Culture "Runaway"

Ayat "Misogyny When We Embrace"
Atrocity "After the Storm"
The Lobster Quadrille "Flannery O'Connor"
Hexx "Beware the Darkness"
Monster Magnet "100 Million Miles"

Dave Peckett "Run Away"

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Shane was there for the second week in a row, and he had brought a person with him, a girl. Now last week, Shane had returned after many weeks absence saying that he had finally obtained the proof they had dispatched him to find. However, instead of bringing proof of what they had asked for, that EVD and Dave were really the same person, he had brought back a lot of proof for things like The Loch Ness Monster, Sasquatch, and Chupa Cabra, which, though all very interesting, again was not what he had been asked to do, in other words, he failed miserably. But he had been given another mission to perform. He was told to go forth and return with stilts, which they were going to have Just Joe wear and send him out in a few weeks. So now Shane was back, but not with stilts, he had brought crutches, but no stilts. When asked about this, he said that he did not believe stilts existed. So, Shane brought back proof for a lot of things of which some people doubt the existence of, but for something that the general consensus, shared by everyone, is that it certainly does exist, stilts, well, Shane Doesn't believe they exist, probably because he couldn't find them and doesn't want to admit it. So, in other words, he failed miserably again, but, again, what else can you expect from someone who was grown from a severed body part of Just Joe's, his hand. It had been decided that Tim needed an intervention to make him a man, since he loves romantic chick flick movies, and his favorite show is "Dawson's Creek", and he got beaten up there twice this night, once by a girl. Tim didn't think he needed to become a man, saying he already was one, but everyone else insisted he did need it. They forced him to watch "The Retard-o-thon 2", 90 minutes of video clips of crashes, porn, and other stuff guaranteed to make him a man by the time it was finished. And it worked, Tim started talking like a wrestler, and saying he wanted to set stuff on fire, and break stuff, bring on the explosions! When asked what he thought of "Dawson's Creek", he said he hated that show, except for wanting to do the hot chicks on it, and, when he participated in Movie Time, he actually didn't review a romantic chick flick, but more of an action film, and he said the explosions were great. Just Joe was sent to the basement to fetch stuff for Tim to break. He returned with a big sheet of metal, which wasn't very smart on Just Joe's part, but then, what ever is smart for him, because Tim took the metal and hit Just Joe over the head with it repeatedly. Tim also beat on other people like Shane. He also went from being very polite, to rude and obnoxious, interrupting people and talking over them. There was a lot of violent behavior going on. Azkath decided to let Tim do a dead host drill, where he thinks up a scenario where he dies and lets someone else take over running the program to see how they do. Everyone else had done badly except for Dave, which doesn't count because he is the absolutely worst co-host in the world and would never be there if the need arose. Tim was confident he could run the program. Azkath thought of the scenario, he and Tim were dancing (a song had just been played that had turned out to be unexpectedly danceable, which had led to people dancing, which was what brought on that scenario), and Tim had become so violent now that he slammed Azkath into the door frame head first, killing him, and then throwing his lifeless body down the stairs and leaving it there (once again Just Joe protested that Azkath was stealing events from Just Joe's life and claiming they were his, but this was what they were going with anyways). So Tim took over running the program... And did really well, better than anyone else had done so far, playing Lamb Of God, Merciful Fate, and other metal, manly fare. Until... Suddenly Bon Jovi's "You Give Love A Bad Name" played. Tim said he hadn't meant to play that, and had no idea how that happened, but then went on to say that he kind of liked it, really liked it, in fact. He kept getting more and more into it, losing his tough, manly voice more and more as he went. Then other people started rocking out to the Bon Jovi, 'til everyone was except for Azkath and EVD, who were both appalled and disgusted and dismayed. Azkath said he might have a way to salvage something from this total disaster... He sent out the Bon Jovi to me, to celebrate my 8th anniversary here, which was coming up that Wednesday, September 22nd, since I like Bon Jovi, which I do, I totally am a glam loving, '80's loving poser, and I had been rocking out to the Bon Jovi along with everyone else, except for Azkath and EVD, of course. So thank you very much, Azkath, that was very much appreciated, and, Happy 8th Anniversary to me! Tim, and some other people, wanted to hear the Bon Jovi again, but Azkath and EVD said no way. And just that one song seemed to have totally undone all of Tim's new found manliness for some strange reason. He loved "Dawson's Creek" again, and started raving about some romantic teen movies, one he loved, and one he was psyched to see. They gave up, concluding that perhaps one loud, obnoxious, rude dude, EVD, might be enough anyways. Tim departed, and we actually did hear Bon Jovi one more time this night.! Tim requested the song "Runaway", to listen to while he was driving home, and Azkath, apparently being in a very generous mood, actually granted his request, so we actually got to hear Bon Jovi twice in one night, to my great pleasure. Movie Time was interspersed throughout the night, with several people participating, and there was a segment of Adventures In Listening.



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Comeback Kid "Crooked Floors"
Tub Ring "Gold Finger"
Mose Giganticus "White Horse"
Early Man "Death Potion"
Cephalic Carnage "Ohrwurm"

Monster Magnet "Hallucination Bomb"
Black Anvil "Dead and Left"
Unearthly Trance "The Horsemen Arrive in the Night"
Carpathian Forest "Spill the Blood of the Lamb"
CPX "Choice"

DyNAbyte "The Mummy"
August Burns Red "Back Burner" (R)
Psychostick "Beer" (R)
Skull Hammer "Balls to the Bone"
Pantera "The Art of Shredding - Demo Version" (R)

Slayer "God Send Death"

Negative Approach "Nothing"
MX Machine "Fuck the Neighbors"
Murphy's Law "Panty Raid"
Gang Green "Born to Rock"
Crumbsuckers "Bullshit Society"
Cro-Mags "Sign of the Times"
Black Flag "TV Party"
Executioner "Crime Through Corruption"
The Exploited "Don't Really Care"
The Accused "Starved to Death (Eatin' Your Buddies)"

MAD "Close Your Eyes for a Second...  Sleep Forever"
Disfigured Dead "Screamatorium"
Anthriel "Devil's Lullaby"
Atocity featuring Yasmin "Black Mountain"
Enslaved "Ethica Odini"

DVDA "Now You're a Man"
Terror "Your Enemies are Mine"
Pro-Pain "Destroy the Enemy"
Static People "Save the Worst"
Mindsplit "The Traveller"

Malevolent Creation "Compulsive Face Breaker / Lead Spitter"
The Acacia Strain "Nightman" (R)
Shadowgarden "The Withering of Mine"
Steve Goodie "We Shall Burn a Book for Jesus"

Dead Languages "Ancient Astronauts"
Pure Reason Revolution "Black Mourning"
PanzerBastard "I Won't Dance"
Voluspaa "Hennes Rost"
The Ohio Sky "You Want More"

Lamb of God "Grace" (R)
Darkest Hour "An Epitaph"
Six Feet Under "California Uber Alles"
Fates Warning "Down To The Wire"
Bon Jovi "You Give Love a Bad Name"

Halford "Undisputed"
Vektor "Hunger for Violence"
Psycho "Animal"
An Obscure Signal "Time Left'
Anal Cunt "Kicking your Ass and Fucking your Bitch"

Lordi "I Am Bigger than You"
Showdown "Heavy Lies the Crown"
Accept "Locked and Loaded"
Muckraker "Pitchfork and Musket"
All Out War "An Angel Among Demons"
Jesus Ain't in Poland "The Monkey Valley"

Tub Ring "Flash"
Within the Ruins "Versus"
Bon Jovi "Runaway"
Wretched "The Deed of of Elturiel"
The Contortionist "Advent"

These are They "Cranial Hemorrage"
Check Engine "counted"
Sons of Freedom "Feeling Helpless"
Welicoruss "Slavonic Power"
Zuul "Darkness on the Ice"

Spellcaster "Locked On"
Summoned Tide "ALD"
Deception of a Ghost "One Day You Will Learn / One Day We Will Learn"
Falling Anvils "Sweet Life"
James Labrie "Who You Think I Am"

Doro "25 Years"

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; At the beginning of the program there was a ton of people there. EVD and Dave were there seeming once again to cast doubt on the theory that they are the same person. Tim was there, and he had brought with him his friend Steve again, so it was Steve's second time there. EVD was asked if he had broken Just Joe out of rehab where he had been put to cure his I-dosing addiction. EVD said that he had gone to the rehab, but Just Joe was not there. That mystery was very soon to be solved, because just then arrived Wulfie and his brother BBBIIIIIILLLLL!!! (You have to say the name BBBIIIIILLLL!!! like that, which is why Azkath insisted he now be known as Ed), from The Metallic Onslaught. They had with them a bound and gagged Just Joe. Wulfie arrived with his werewolf mask on, but soon took it off, saying of course he was not a werewolf. Wulfie said he and BBBIIIIILLLLL!!! err, Ed were going to hold Just Joe hostage until Azkath did something about Jeffie. Azkath told Wulfie he thought he had something he would like to put an end to this problem, he would do something he would normally never do, but just for him he would, he would play Bon Jovi, as Jeffie had told him how much Wulfie liked Bon Jovi. Wulfie said Jeffie was a liar. Wulfie demanded that Azkath make Jeffie stupid, even more stupid than he already was, like really, really stupid, so that Jeffie would believe that Wulfie was really a werewolf. They had them un-gag Just Joe (and they ripped duct tape off his whole head, tearing out a lot of hair doing that), and Just Joe said that he thought he could accomplish this, he would I-dose Jeffie to be really stupid. Everyone seemed satisfied with this solution, and they charged Just Joe with that task. Just Joe started freaking out when Wulfie and Azkath started talking about Shoggoths, so Azkath played his Hugging Music to calm him down. Just Joe hugged everyone, and EVD duct taped Just Joe Dave and Shane (more on Shane in a second) together. in all the chaos that ensued there was a big man pile, and Dave did an unspeakable thing to Shane, involving Dave's butt landing on Shane in an area well let's just say that scarred Shane for life, especially when a certain gas issued forth from Dave. Shane had arrived saying that he had finally brought the proof he had been dispatched to obtain several weeks ago. He presented a large file of proof. However, although there was a lot of proof for a lot of things they had not asked him to look into, like The Loch Ness Monster, Chupacabra, Sasquatch, which was all very interesting and fascinating, but it was not what they had asked him to prove. For what they had sent him to prove, that EVD and Dave were the same person, well, on that he had brought nothing. Well, Shane is grown from Just Joe's severed hand, so, how bright could he really be. If Just Joe usually screws up anything he's tasked with how can we really expect much more from his hand. However, Azkath gave Shane another mission to try. To go get stilts, because, in a few weeks, they were going to send Just Joe out on stilts and get people's reactions. Shane said he could get stilts and ran off immediately to do so presumably. It was EVD's 5th anniversary on September 11th, which was the Saturday that ended as this LE began at midnight. Happy Anniversary, EVD! For his anniversary Azkath gave EVD lots of Styrofoam and let him beat on everyone with it. Just Joe took some of the broken Styrofoam and put it down his pants, and then started throwing it at people. There was more slapping this week. Shane was told to slap Just Joe 'til he cried. It only took about two or three to accomplish this. Well, Just Joe had had a pretty trying night, what with being held hostage, having the skin and hair being ripped off his whole head when they un-duct taped him, being traumatized with all the talk of shoggoths, and being beaten down with Styrofoam. Then Shane was told to slap EVD 'til he cried. That took a lot more, and needed several pokes in the eye to get something that could be called a tear. There was three segments of Movie Time, which EVD (who had actually seen something, and, could actually remember what it was), Tim, and Steve participated in as well.



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Caldmor "Preludium"
Onszon Geschopt "Zodiac"
Cephalic Canage "Warbots AM"
Vektor "Dark Nebula"
Semargl "Credo Insanity (Intoxicated)"
Comback Kid "The Concept Stays"

Vindicator "Fear Monger"
The Contortionist "Contact"
Welicoruss "Blizard"

Aggressor "Crimson Mark"
Ayat "Fornication and Murder"
Emergency Gate "Alternative Dead End"

Jesus on Extasy "Nuclear Bitch"
Immanifest "Among the Dead"
Jorn "Sacred Heart"
Crowbar "To Build a Mountain" (R)

Moore "Blood Rage / Anymore"
Tub Ring "I Shot Your Faggot Horse Bitch"
Ana Kefr "The Takeover"

Rock Sugar "Don't Stop the Sandman"
Adversarial "All Idols Fall before the Hammer"
Pasadena Napalm Division "100 Beers with a Zombie"
ZUUL "Air Raid"

Angels Beneath Me - Track 1
Abigail Williams "Infernal Divide"
Spellcaster "Chainsaw Champion"
Hiroshima Vacation "I Hate Everyone"
Fallen Angels "Burning of Sodom"
Vains of Jenna "The Art of Telling Lies"

Vindicator "Pit of the Shoggoths / Strange Aeons"
Pantera "The Will tO Survive"
Doro "On the Run"
Lordi "This is Heavy Metal"
Sickhoose "TAF"

One-Eyed Doll "Hoochi Mamma"
Shadowgarden "The Withering of Mine"
Mercyful Fate "Nuns have no Fun - Live"
Death Angel "3rd Floor - Live"

Pantera "Proud to be Loud"
Steve Goodie "We Shall Burn a Book for Jesus"
CPX "It's My Time Now"
Revenant Dead "Vertigo"
BXI "We are Witches"

Heretic "Blood will Tell"
Malice "Rockin' with You"
Samson "Turn Out the Lights"
SA Slayer "Final Holocaust"
Fast "Black Leather Jacket"
Hexx "Fear No Evil"

Vindicator "The Antique Witcheries"
Moore "Guillotines and Angel Wings"
Death Angel "Death of the Meek"
Welicoruss "To Far worlds"
These are They "Behind the Door"

All Out War "Defiance through Fear"
Juggernaut "Without Warning"
Malevolent Creation "Conflict Finalized"
Slang "World of Lunacy"
Melvins "Inhumanity and Death"
Wretched "In the Marrow"
Worm Quartet "Short Bus Suite"

Sons of Liberty "We the People"

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Just Joe was not there for the second week in a row, because he is still in rehab for his I-dosing addiction. So EVD was told he would have to go break him out of there. He said he could do that, and would have him back by next week. But, for tonight, EVD was at LE. Tim was there for a good portion of the night, and Jonathan, from the band Thirteen South was there for about two or three hours. Tim brought someone with him, Steve. It was Steve's first time at LE. There was some slapping going on. First Tim was asked if he would like to play the game, let's take turns slapping Tim 'til he cries. He said he didn't think so. It was tried, just to be sure, after he was slapped, he said he knew he didn't want to. He suggested how 'bout slapping EVD. EVD didn't seem to like that idea, but he got two slaps from Tim, and one from Azkath anyways. Tim won because his slap sounded better, and got a better result, sound, from EVD. There were two segments of Movie Time, which everyone participated in. However, EVD could only say that he had actually seen a movie, for once, but that, although they kept coming back to him to give him more time to think about it, he never could remember what it was he had seen, only that he had seen something. There was an hour long Featured Artist at the end of the program, an hour of the band Death...

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(R) - Requested

Doro "I Lay My Head Upon My Sword"
Megadeth "Tornado of Souls - Live"
Death Angel "Discontinued - Live"

Comeback Kid "The Concept Stays"
Early Man "Nine Riders"
Murderdolls "Chapel of Blood"
Sons of Liberty "Our Dying Republic"
Mercyful Fate "A Corpse Without Soul - Live"

Thirteen South "Interview with a Stagmire"
Muckraker "Hay Market Square"
Carnivore "S.M.D. - Live"
Malevolent Creation "Lead Spitter"
Semargl "Credo Flaming Rain"

Vindictor "The Antique Witcheries"
Blind Guardian "Curse My Name"
Revenant Dead "Cordially Numb"
Ana Kefr "Tonight We Watch the Children Fucking Burn"
The Commander-In-Chief "Paranoid"

Thirteen South "Hungry Hungry Hippos"
Mose Giganticus "The Left Path"
Meshuggah "Electric Red" (R)
Millbastards "Hippo Cock - Live" (R)
Vektor "Destroying the Cosmos"

Trouble "Come Touch the Sky - Live"
If Man is Five "Chaos - Live"
Worm Quartet "C is for Lettuce - Live"
Shok Paris "Exhibit A / Concrete Killers - Live"
Twisted Sister "Under the Blade - Live"

Amulance "A Good Day to Die"
Hero Destroyed "You Might as well go to Plan B"
Trident "Blackened Souls / Slaves to Anguish"
Chaosburn "Bringer of Storms"
Baroness "Wanderlust (Live)"

Cro-Mags "Age of Quarrel"
Accept "Rolling Thunder"
The Showdown "Heavy Lies the Crown"
Helmet "White City / So Long"
The Agonist "Thank You Pain" (R)

Bethlehem "Schatten Aus Der Alexander Welt"
The Contortionist "Primal Directive"
Alestorm "Captain Morgan's Revenge" (R)
Doomriders "Jealous God"
Check Engine "Filter"

Helmet "Seeing Eye Dog" (R)
GWAR "Gor-Gor" (R)
Obituary "The End Complete" (R)

Aggressor "Deathwalker"
Vindicator "Raze the Dead"
Moore "Scarred for Life"

Nasty Savage "XXX"
The Great Luke Ski "It's Good to be the King"
Cephalic Carnage "Raped by an Orb"
Juggernaut "Burn Tonight"
Summoned Tide "Psycho"

Feature Artist: Death

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; EVD was there. Dave was not, causing Azkath to claim again that they are the same person, which, EVD, again, denied but could not prove. Shane, who is supposed to produce the proof that they are the same person, and claimed he had it, was still not there either. Just Joe was not there because he was still in rehab for I-dosing, where Azkath had put him after finding him passed out in the ditch, in the rain, shivering, and I-dosing, the week before. Just Joe called in, reporting from rehab, and was not happy to hear that he would be billed for his rehab. So, even though Azkath got him hooked on the I-dosing, he is only staging the intervention, not paying for it. That's evil Demons for you! Tim, formerly of Century Media, and, before that, of Victory Records, was there. He and EVD participated in Movie Time, of which there were two segments. There was a segment of Adventures In Listening, and, the program ended with an hour long Feature Artist, which was Agent Steel, an hour of their music...

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(R) - Requested

Bonded by Blood "600 A.B. (After Bomb) / Episodes of Aggression / Prototype: Death Machine"

The Contortionist "Expire / Contact"
Murderdolls "Nowhere"
Malevolent Creation "Compulsive Face Breaker"
Comeback Kid "Crooked Floors"
Obszon Geschoph "Overkill 666"

Ayat "Necronarcos (Tame You Death)"
Antagonist "Already Dead"
Spellcaster "Chainsaw Champion"
Jorn "Don't Talk to Strangers"
Sons of Liberty "Identured Servitude"

Accept "Teutonic Terror"
Shadowgarden "Shadowplay"
Empyreon "Let the End Begin"
Cephallic Carnage "When I Arrive"
Slayer "Jesus Saves" (R)

Death Angel "Claws in so Deep"
Check Engine "Counted"
Iron Maiden "Phantom of the Opera / When the Wild Wind Blows" (R)

Aggressor "Terror on Terror"
Vindicator "USSA"
Angels Beneath Me "Track #1"
Moore "Victory"

Non-Fiction "I Hate to Tell You" (R)
Hades "Bloast"
Agony Column "Way Back in the Woods"
Angel Witch "Angel of Death"
Corrosion of conformity "White Noise"

BCT "Some Kind of Douchebag / Douchebag #2"
Tarja "Anteroom of Death"
All Out War "Merry Killer"
Celestia "Sominus Crux Spiritus"
Infernaeon "Graven Image"
Opeth "Blackwater Park - Live"

Rites of Ash "Only Human"
Absinthe Rose "Pile O' Bones"
Nim Vind "Killing Saturday Night"
Humanwine "Death Wish for the Imposter"
VIT "Wake of the White Devil"

Panzie "Rock n Roll Hammer"
Ominos "Ominous"
Requiem for Oblivion "Ominous"
Deathloch "Single Serving"
Anathema "Summernight Horizon"

Sickhoose "TIA"
Worldtime "The Petrodollar Connection"
One-Eyed Doll "Be My Friend"
The Commander-in-Chief "Battle for the Mind"

Emergency Gate "Dark Side of the Sun"
Nine Round "Soldier - Live"
Acid Bath "13 Fingers"
Noctus Imperium "Maze of Torment"

Agent Steel Feature

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; The week before, EVD, Dave, and Shane had all been there, tending to disprove the theory that EVD and Dave are really the same person. Shane had been told to prove that they were the same person. He had said he could do that, and then departed to get the proof. He had promised to bring the found proof this week, but now none of the three were there. So the mystery remains. Jess, from Wicked Ithaca, stopped by for one talk break near the beginning of the program to update us on that upcoming event, www.wickedithaca.com is the website where you can check that out. Tim, formerly of Century Media, and before that, of Victory Records, who hasn't been at LE for quite a while was there for about three hours. Ria was also there for a while. There were three segments of Movie Time interspersed throughout the night. Tim joined in on two of them, and Ria did on one. Just Joe had been claiming that he had not I-dosed in two weeks, and was done with it. No one really believed him, though. At the end of the program, Azkath found Just Joe outside, near the ditch, passed out in the rain, wet and shivering, with headphones on! He had been I-dosing! He tried to deny that that was what he had been doing, but it was obvious. Azkath told Just Joe that he was sending him into rehab, that he was staging an intervention. Just Joe said that he didn't need rehab, that he could stop any time he wanted to. And, besides, he went on, there was no such thing as rehab for I-dosing. Azkath insisted that he was going to put him into rehab. Which is very considerate of him, and really the least he can do, since he is the one who got Just Joe addicted to I-dosing in the first place... The program ended with Just Joe wanting to go get in the ditch and listen to I-doses some more. Yeah, right, he definitely doesn't have a problem, no addiction there at all!


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Sons of Liberty "Jeckyll Island"
Revenant Dead "Requiem"
Winterhorde "Underwatermoon"
Mose Giganticus "Blood from this Stone"

Aggressor "Chopper"
Vindicator "The Dog Beneath the Skin"
Moore "Anymore"
Angels Beneath Me "This Art is Suicide"

Every Last Breath "After the Fallout - Live"
Nine Round "Comics and Columns - Live"
Avenged Sevenfold "Buried Alive"
Caladmor "Darkness"
Brian Barr "The Call - Gathering the Tribes"

Acid Bath "Venus Blue"
Millbastards "Bunny Boiler - Live"
Panzie "All American"
Sickhoose "TAF"
Mose Giganticus "We'll Overcome You Using Our Technology"

Ayat "Curses! Curses! And Never Sleep..."
Baroness "Wanderlust - Live"
TV's Kyle "Seagull Massacre"
God Sized Hate "Desperate Days"
Ozzy Osbourne "Jump the Moon"

Black Sabbath "Ancient Warrior"
Martyr "Black Sun"
Wurzel "Midnight in London"
Primal Scream "Kill the Light"
Shok Paris "On Your Feet - Live"

Apocalyptica "2010"
Knights of the Abyss "Council of Wolves"
Iron Maiden "Starblind"
Haeresiarchs of Dis "Nine Days They Fell / Intent Concupisecnce"
Melvins "I'll Finish You Off"

Hero Destroyed "That's An Axe"
City of Fire "Gravity"
I Shalt Become "Harlow's Verticle Chamber Apparatus"
Voices of Extreme "Break the Silence"
Thirteen South "Dead City"

Aggressor "Deathwalker"
The Contrortionist "Expire"
Showdown "Man Named Hell"
Revenant Dead "Death Spawn"
Waking the Cadaver "Boss Status"

Vindicator "Gore Orphanage"
Early Man "Brainwash at Birth"
Ominous "Step Up"
Muckraker "The Fourth Estate"
Check Engine "Counted"

Agent Steel "Still Searchin'"
Andra Dare "Sublimations"
Bibleblack "The Dark Engine"
Blood Barrier Reef "Still Waiting for an Age of Enlightenment / All has Been Said and Done"
The Daughters of Bristol "In the Midst of Your Temple"

22nd Century "Let Me Be"
Brain Dead "All is... Strange!"
Black Pajent "Reality Defiled"
Kataklysm "Push the Venom"
Fen "Through the Night"

Dragonforce "Strike of the Ninja"
Cephalic Carnage "Abraxas of Filth"
Deathloch "Single Serving"
Liv Kristine "Train to Somewhere"
Bonded by Blood "Episodes of Aggession"

Murderdolls "Nothing's Gonna Be Alright"
Mose Giganticus "White Horse"
Sage4 "Everyone's a Hypocrite"
Pandora's Lunchbox "John Henry has a Hammer and the White Man is a Mountain"
Enemy of the Sun "The Power of Mankind"

Winterhorde "Farewell"

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; EVD and Dave were both there, which might tend to disprove Azkath's theory of the week before that they are the same person, which EVD had strongly denied. Azkath had them take a picture with everyone in it, to document that both EVD and Dave were in it. He then told Shane, who was there after a long, long absence to prove that they were the same person. Shane said that he could do that, and went off to do so. He didn't come back. Azkath wanted to I-dose Dave. He was taken down to the basement, and left there I-Dose. When they brought him back up, the only thing he would do and say was scream "oogie woogie, oogie woogie" over and over. He ran outside and attacked a car going by screaming oogie woogie, oogie woogie at them. Everyone ran outside after Dave, they had to tackle him, and there was a humping pile. They finally got him inside, and, thanks to Adam, chained him to a chair. They found out that the way to cure Dave from oogie woogie-ing, was to feed him a pepperoni. Once Dave was back to being Dave, he said that he was upset that he had failed the Dead Host drill of a few weeks back, where Azkath would think up a scenario that would have led to his death, and everyone there would try to take over and run the show. Everyone had failed. And Dave had failed because when it was his turn to try and run the show, there was only silence, because, being that he is the worst co-host in the world, he wasn't there. Dave claimed that he could run the show and wanted to try. So Azkath devised the scenario, he was stuck on his roof, and raccoons ate his face, and he died, and then the raccoons set him on fire. Just Joe later had a problem with this, as these were things that happened to him, not Azkath, Just Joe accused Azkath of stealing other people's events, but for now they were going with that. Dave was told that he had to successfully play a Queensryche song, which no one else had been able to do, and then play a request of Little Gorgar's. Dave did both successfully, which means, I guess, that he is by far the most capable of taking over the program, the only one actually, but unfortunately, it doesn't matter, because he is never there to be able to run it should the need arise. Just Joe said that he wanted another chance to try running the show. But when he tried to play Queensrryche, the same thing that had happened before happened again, the only thing that would play no matter what he did was The Smurfs, doing a techno thing, which no one could ever even figure out where it had came from. Just Joe decided that, instead of playing music, he would give the webcam viewers a special treat, a puppet show. He had a glove with five monkeys on it for the fingers, and a Cthulhu puppet. He had Cthulhu start eating the monkeys. Dave is terrified of puppets for some reason (puppets and trees), so he ran away shrieking, and in his blind rush to get away knocked Azkath down the basement stairs, which is a first, in all these years, and all the people who have gone tumbling down those stairs, most often Just Joe, Azkath never has. He announced that falling down the stairs officially sucked, which I'm sure a lot of people would readily agree with him on, especially Just Joe. Azkath was pissed at Just Joe for causing him to fall down the stairs by bringing out his puppets and scaring Dave, and he threw Joe down the stairs. Dave was now gone for the night. There was a segment of Adventures In Listening, begun with new Soundgarden, of all things, but I liked it, and two segments of Movie Time. Gorgar was there in the last two hours of the program. He told us he'd been having some problems with his heart. We all wish him well with that, hopefully they will be cleared up soon. In the mean time, I guess, for his own good, the more bad things that happen to him at LE, the less they will happen to him in general...



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(R) - Requested

Austian Death Machine "Come on Copehagan, Give Deez People Ehyar"
Revenant Dead "The Dead is Here"
Mose Giganticus "Demon Tusk / Days of Yore"

Thirteen South "From the Inside Out"
Ozzy Osbourne "Let It Die"
Avenged Sevenfold "Welcome to the Family"
Moore "March to War / Black Widow"

Thirteen South "Hungry Hungry Hippoes"
Early Man "Someone Elses Nightmare"
Melvins "Evil New War God"
Miss May I "We have Fallen"

Soundgarden "Black Rain"
Destruction of a Rose "Open Your Eyes Not Your Legs"
SAGE4 "Am I Evil?"
Chaosburn "Bringer of Storms"
For Today "Seraphim"

Pandora's Lunchbox "My Body"
Blind Guardian "Road of No Release"
Panzie "Built on Hate"
Ominos "Ominous"
Cephalic Carnage "Abraxas of Filth"
Primal Scream "Scream Till You Bleed"

Murderdolls "Bored til Death"
Bonded by Blood "Blood Spilled Offerings"
One Step Beyon "Wasted"
The Gathering "Third Chance"

The Old Dead Tree "Joy & Happiness"
Duskmusik "Everybody Loves Me"
Firewater "The Man With The Blurry Face"

Queensryche "Deliverance"
Children of Bodom "One Day You Will Cry" (R)

Iron Maiden "The Alchemist"
Cephalic Carnage "Abraxas of Filth"
Divinity "Monsters are Real"
Millbastards "Freezer - Live"
Morning Sidekick "Renaissance Fair"

Deathloch "Single Serving"
DogHouse Swine "Never Goin' Back"
Gods and Gunsmoke "Quick Shot of Adrenaline"
The Commander-in-Chief "Great Expectations"
The Wretched "Cimmerian Shamballa"

Black Label Socity "Black Sunday"
Spellbound Dazzle "The Foolin' of Each Other"
The Deal with 44 "Metamorphosis"
Jesus on Extasy "Nuclear Bitch"
Sight Unseen "Truth about Denial"

Michael Monroe "Million Miles Away"
Sword "Runaway"
Horseback "Tyrant Symmetry"
Hiroshima Vacation "He's Standing Right Behind Me, Isn't He"
United Nations "Communication Letdown"

Downspirit "Make My Day"
Soilwork "Deliverance is Mine"
Early Graves "Giveup"
Y&T "On with the Show"
Shok Paris "Battle Cry"
The Right Wing Conspiracy "Stepped on Your Toes"

End of a Year "Charles Ewert"
Caladmor "Darkness"
Sons of Liberty "Our Dying Republic"
Winterhorde "Wreckages Ghost"
Sickhoose "SRJ"

Motorhead "I Ain't No Nice Guy" (R)
Enemy of the Sun "Sky Shooting Stars"
Decrepit Birth "Solar Impulse"
Cro-Mags "We Gotta Know"
Mose Giganticus "Legacy"
Coliseum "Skeleton Smile"

Panzie "Rock n Roll Hammer"

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; EVD was there, but Dave was not, which leads us to conclude that EVD and Dave are the same person, or that EVD can morph into either one, because whenever EVD is there, Dave isn't, and vice versa. EVD strongly denies this, but no one believes him. Two women representing Wicked Ithaca dropped by to tell us about that upcoming event, www.wickedithaca.com is the website where you can check that out. Victoria was there for a little while and she concurred that EVD and Dave must be one and the same. Gorgar and Little Gorgar were there early in the night, much earlier than Gorgar is usually there. Azkath explained I-dosing to EVD and Gorgar. When Russian Roulette was played... If a bullet played, Gorgar would get to try the I-dosing. If no bullet, Azkath would play a special song just for Just Joe. And, if an EVD bullet played, EVD would get to try the I-dosing. No bullet. However, Just Joe was elsewhere when the set was playing, and wasn't listening, so they lied to him and told him a bullet had played. So Gorgar went down to the basement to lie quietly still and I-Dose. While he was doing that, Little Gorgar got to take Just Joe outside and throw water balloons at him, he came back inside soaked. When Gorgar finally came back, he was very un-Gorgar like, he was actually happy, very happy, which is never the case with him. He was so mellow and happy that he didn't even freak out in the slightest when told there was a big spider on his arm, or even when he was told that there were deer. He said it didn't matter, he liked deer. And, unlike Just Joe, who still tries to insist, no matter how much evidence there is to the contrary, that the I-dosing doesn't work at all, Gorgar readily admitted that they worked great. Gorgar departed all smiles and happy, again, an unbelievable sight. Azkath told Just Joe that they had lied to him, that there had been no bullet. But he said he would now play Just Joe the special song he would really like. It was a cover of "Mr. Roboto", by Mose Giganticus, which both Just Joe, and I, did enjoy very much indeed. There was a segment of Movie Time. Then, when he was supposed to be on the air, Just Joe wasn't there. Foul Mouth Girl was sent to look for him, and brought him back from the basement. And he had MP3 headphones on. Azkath accused him of I-dosing. Just Joe tried to deny it, but, once again, Azkath found his MP3 player on Just Joe. Azkath told Just Joe that he was not allowed to I-dose any more, and, besides, why should he care, since they have no effect on him at all? Just Joe kept trying to sneak off with the MP3 player again, so Azkath gave him a brutal beat down. Then he kept taunting an injured Just Joe with the MP3 player, asking him if he wanted it, when Just Joe said yes, telling him he couldn't have it, telling him "here it is", then saying "but not for you", and pulling it away from him. In the last talk break of the night, however, Just Joe once again had managed to get his hands on the MP3 player (he is nothing if not determined). When Azkath tried to grab it away from him, he ran away with it, and, because he was running so hard, and not paying attention to where he was going, he fell right down the basement stairs. But he still had the MP3 player, and he was now down in the basement with it, so I guess, regardless of how he got there, he was happy. That could change, or increase, depending on which I-dose he started listening to down there...



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Mose Giganticus "My Machine / The Left Path"
Daniel Lioneye "Flatlined"
Enemy of the Sun "Another End of the Rainbow"
Bonded by Blood "Desolate Future"
Millbastards "Freezer"

Avenged Sevenfold "God Hates Us"
Seraiah "Devestating Daydream"
Revenant Dead "Severance"
Jesus on Extasy "Puppet"
Morning Sidekick "Renaissance Fair"

Yun-Fat "Her Hand is Waving Goodbye"
Panzie "Angry Man"
Death Loch "No more Words"
Worm Quartet "Let's Make Fun of the Amish / Dandelions Suck / Coffee"
Vindicator "Shock Treatment"

Spellbound Dazzle "Monster"
Soilwork "Night Comes Clean"
The Other "Talk to the Dead"
Voices of Extreme "Apocalypse"
Check Engine "Respected or Feared"

God Size Hate "Desperate Days"
The Commander-In-Chief "Paranoid"
Key of Mythras "Thou Shalt"
Sickhoose "SRJ"
Iron Maiden "The Final Frontier"

Mose Giganticus "Commander!"
Mushroomhead "Come On"
Muckraker "Pitchfork and Musket"
Downspirit "Lost"
Barren Earth "Ere All Perish"

Ace Frehley "Into the Night"
Borknagar "Inherit the Earth"
Razor "Hypertension"
Distorted "One Last Breath"
After Forever "My Pledge of Allegiance #1"
The Pushrods "Liar"
Eterne "Delirium"

Ozzy Osbourne "Crucify"
Michael Monroe "Angel"
Sword "Stoned Again / State of Shock"
Millbastards "Trephornication - Live"
Circle Jerks "Don't Care / World Up My Ass / Patty's Killing Mel"
Negative Approach "Nothing"
Insane Ian feat. Odd Austin and TV's Kyle "MvL"

Ivory Tower "Keys"
Proghma-C "Spiraling TO Another"
Horseback "Invokation"
Sight Unseen "Truth and Denial"
The Deal with 44 "Metamorphosis"

Mose Giganticus "Mr. Roboto"
United Nations "Never Mind the Bombings, Here's Your Six Figures"
Of Earth "Heart of the Hard Drive"
Skin Like Iron "A Metropolis Collapsed"
Tristania "Sirens"
Jingo De Lunch "Flapjax"

Eyes on Infinity "Faith in Chaos"
Descent into Madness "Chains of Cruelty"
The Agonist "Monochromatic Stains"
Audio Transmission Nine "All I Want"
The Workhorse "War Machine"

Angels of Babylon "Kingdom of Evil"
Wide Awake "Forevermore"
Early Man "I Am the Child of Evil"
Accept "Seawinds"
Anthrax "All the Wars"
Anti-Nowhere League "I Hate... People"
Cirque du So What "The Track You Will Listen to the Most on This Disc"
Devo Spice "I'm Not Your Personal IT Guy"

Coliseum "Everything to Everyone"
Mose Giganticus "Connect That Wire to the Black Wire"
Moore "Why Do We Kill the Ones We Love"
Dead Kennedy's "Forward to Death"
Bitter End "Inborn"
Cirque Du So What "Gilbert's Thing of Stuff"
Antimatter "Mr. White"

Andy Prieboy "Tomorrow Wendy"

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Tim, the vocalist for the band Check Engine, was there for the first couple hours of the program. He was interviewed, the songs from his band's CD were played, and he performed a few songs live and acoustic on the air. Very cool. Just Joe was still sticking to his claim that the I-dosing they've been experimenting on him with for the last two weeks have absolutely no affect on him whatsoever, even though it's obvious to everyone else that they do. Azkath asked Just Joe where his MP3 player, with the I-doses on it, had gone. Just Joe said he had no idea, but Azkath searched him, and, what do you know, there was his MP3 player. Just Joe, of course, claimed he had no idea how it had gotten there. When it came time for Russian Roulette, Azkath told Just Joe he had a new I-Dose for him, and that, if no bullet played, he could have the MP3 player and listen to it. If a bullet played, Foul Mouth Girl could try it, to which Just Joe said he would go with her, just to make sure she knew how it worked, of course, although he didn't know why they were even bothering with it any more, since they clearly did not work. No bullet. Just Joe pretended he didn't care, and eagerly grabbed the MP3 player and raced off to the basement. I have never seen Just Joe so eager to hang out in the basement. Given all the horrible things that have happened to him there, all the bad things he's seen down there, and the many, many, many, many times he's been thrown down those stairs, he used to avoid the basement like the plague. Wonder what's changed?? Can't be that he loves I-Dosing, since it doesn't work at all. Azkath said he himself had created this biaurl, and that it was supposed to make you all drunk and goofy. And, go figure, that is exactly the way Just Joe came back from the basement, all laughing, and running after a ball that Azkath told him to chase, even though there was no ball, although Just Joe somehow returned with one, saying he'd found it. Azkath told Just Joe there was one more new I-Dose on the MP3 player, again, one that he himself had made, and that Just Joe could listen to it. Just Joe said he didn't care, grabbed the MP3 player and dashed down to the basement. Azkath said this one was supposed to make you paranoid. Just Joe came back all jumpy and somewhat hostile and accusatory, if you asked him any question at all he would snap "why do you want to know?". He would jump at any little thing, and wound up curled up in a fetal position in the corner. Dave, the worst co-host in the world, was actually there for a while at the beginning of the program, even picking out the first set of music. There were two segments of Movie Time in the last portion of the program. Just Joe ended up the night talking in a very monotone way, no matter what the conversation was he put no expression into it. Azkath told him it was ok to get excited, he yelled out excitedly once, then went back to being all expressionless... Ya know, Just Joe's been acting really weird lately, even for him. Wonder what could be causing it?? Has he been doing anything new lately? Can't think of anything. Oh yeah, there is the I-dosing, but it can't be that, since that doesn't work at all, just ask Just Joe. Of course, he might bite your head off for asking, or just point and giggle hysterically, if you do... Who knows what the cause is... Maybe it's from hanging out in the basement too much, some very strange shit has been known to happen down there...



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(R) Requested

Into Eternity "Spiraling into Depression"
New Animal "Give It'
Cannibal Corpse "Carrion Sculpted Entity"
IwrestledaBearOnce "Firelord Ulrich (Remixed by Dada Yakuza)"

Sickhoose "TIA"
Muckraker "Big Box"
Yun-Fat "He Wants a Bullet Between his Eyes"
Coliseum "Cloaked in Red"
Daniel Lioneye "I Have Never wanted to be Number One"

Check Engine "Filter"
Vindicator "I Hate People"
Aveneged Sevenfold "Natural Born Killer"
Angels of Babylon "Apocalypse 2012"
Tom Smith "Old Fump Guy"

Every Last Breath "Hard Times"
9Round "The Disease"
Bonded by Blood "Prototype: Death Machine"
The Workhorse "Revolution Blood Machine"
Iron Maiden "The Final Frontier"

Check Engine "Respected or Feared - Live Acoustic"

Millbastards "Surf Tune - Live"
Norma Jean "Bastardizer"
Moore "Soul Crusher"
Maax "Go Fuck Yourself"
Mose Giganticus "The Great Deceiver"

Check Engine "Hold On / The Truth - Live Acoustic"

Bitter End ""Unjust"
Winterhorde "Delirium"
Early Man "The Undertaker is Calling You"
Nobody Lives Forever "Eat Your Weight"
Panzie "Rock n Roll Hammer"

Manowar "Heaven and Hell"
Ominos "Scar-Spangled Banner"
The Commander-In-Chief "Paranoid"
Steve Goodie "Mel Gibson's Greatest Hit"

Y&T "Wild Child"
Sons of Liberty "False Flag"
Ivory Tower "Subjective Enemy"
Death Loch "Black Moon Rising"
God Sized Hate "Desperate Days"

Mose Giganticus "White Horse"
Millbastards "Mr. Hands / Freezer - Live"
Dir En Grey "Hydra - Live"
Enemy of the Sun "Another End of the Rainbow"

The Olde Dead Tree "1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8"
Android Lust "Ultraman"
Pantera "We'll Meet Again"
Flotsam and Jetsam "Doomsday for the Deceiver"
Reckless "Voices in the Night"

Ozzy Osbourne "Diggin Me Down" (R)
Sickhoose "TAF" (R)
22nd Century "509"
Doghouse Swine "Go to Hell"
Check Engine "the Truth"

Slang "Black Rain"
Alice Cooper "Eighteen"
Black River "Breaking the Wall"
Jesus on Exstacy "Beloved Enemy"
Memmaker "Death Comes (Remixed by Rottersand)"

Enemy of the Sun "Chasing the Dragon"
Concerto Moon "Time to Die"
Proghma-C "Spitted Out"
Zoroaster "Black Hole"
The Judas Syndrome "The End Use"
Black Label Society "Parade of the Dead"
Carla Ulbrich "Swamp Thing"

Haste the Day "Merit for Sadness"
Texas Hippie Coalition "Jesus Freak"
Beta Plus Embryo "Cog in the Machine"
Sister Sin "Heading for Hell"
Revenant Dead "Severance"

The Devil's Blood "The Anti-Cosmic Magick"