The Last Exit for the Lost Show Archive

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; It was Dave's birthday. There was cake there for Dave's birthday. For his birthday present, Russian Roulette was played, and it involved balloon golf, but special balloon golf, just for Dave... The balloons were filled with candy... If a bullet played, Dave would have the balloon golf played on him, and would try and catch the candy in his mouth when the balloon broke. If no bullet, Just Joe, James, and T.J. would have the balloon golf played on them by Dave, and risk life limb and being eaten by Dave as he went after the candy that would be released all over them when the balloons broke... No bullet... So first T.J., then Just Joe, and, last, James, got to experience Dave playing balloon golf on them, and then trampling all over them to devour the candy when the balloons popped. Miraculously, somehow, they all managed to survive that uneaten. Since Dave has now had UFC training, it was decided he should demonstrate his new skills. He and Just Joe would have a UFC style match, with no rules, and it would be to a knockout, with James as referee. So the fight began... There was a whole lot of slappin' goin' on, then Just Joe got Dave in a choke hold and was choking him out. It appeared that Just Joe would have won the match, despite being much smaller than Dave, and despite Dave's being a trained UFC fighter now, but then the referee, James, knocked Just Joe completely out with a vicious shot to the head with a dust thing. That was the commentator, Azkath's, description of it, and those were his words, "A Dust Thing", so, if you don't understand, blame Azkath, all I can say is, whatever a dust thing was, it sure made a sound when it connected with Just Joe's head that sounded like it delivered a wicked blow, and, it did, as, as I said, Just Joe was rendered unconscious, and stayed that way for a while. Since it had been said that there would be no rules, it was decided that Dave would have to be given the win, even though he would have lost if it hadn't been for the referee's blatant interference, so I guess it was actually more WWE than UFC. James said he figured that, since it was Dave's birthday, he just thought that Dave should get the knockout, so, he got it for him. James gave Dave his birthday spankings, with James's studded belt. James gave Dave several spanks with the belt, then started choking him out with it. James and T.J. started choking Dave out with the belt, and then Azkath finished the job, as they were doing badly at it. Then they picked him up, it takes more than one person to move Dave, and T.J. and James through his unconscious body in the snow, however, not only did Dave go into the snow, but T.J. and James did as well, and, since James was not wearing his belt, as he had removed it to spank and choke Dave with it, James's pants fell down, so he was in the snow with his pants down. Just Joe became distraught. He said he remembered the future from the past, or the past from the future, with all the shoggoths, and they were all saying "hi Kal", just like the one Azkath had summoned last week, and, what he had thought were a lot of bunnies, well, they weren't bunnies after all, they were the eyes of all those shoggoths. Just Joe was quite traumatized by the memory. And he said the shoggoth from last week was on the roof now, holding itself up there with, why with it's tentacles, of course! What else?! So now Just Joe was afraid to go outside, but he did have some more news. His car had been destroyed last week when Azkath hid the shoggoth in it, and the car was consumed by the shoggoth. However, who new that car insurance companies have policies that cover your car being enveloped and, hence, ruined, by a shoggoth. So they paid for a brand new car for him, and doubled his rates. So now you know, if it ever happens to you that you lose your car to a shoggoth, your insurance will cover it, isn't that nice to know! Azkath told Just Joe that Gorgar was in trouble dealing with the shoggoth, and that Just Joe should go help him. Just Joe didn't want to go help Gorgar, he refused several times, but finally, after being asked again, he said he would go help Gorgar, he wasn't at all happy about it, but he would go. He went. I'm sure that turned out just fine for both Just Joe and Gorgar.

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Unexpect "Novae"
Heathen "Control by Chaos"
Amoral "Vivid"
Wrath and Rapture "The Temple at Dusk / Interlude II / A Breathtaking Tragedy"

Overkill "Bring Me the Night"
Sorrow of Batavia "Descent, Charred, and Blackened"
One Eyed Doll "Be My Friend"
Candestine "Fracture"
Karnivool "The Medicine Wears Off / The Caudal Lure"

137 "Wrecking Ball"
Chamber Law "Get Up and Die"
Lethal Dose "Witnessing"
Thirteen South "Angel - Live"

Zoetrope "Company Man"
Bagga Bownz "Done With the Pain"
Borknagar "Ruins of the Future"
Eocene "Comfort Lies"
12 Oz Muzzle "Too Pretty for Prison"
Rain Fell Within "Torn Apart"

Steel Panther "Death to All But Metal"
Others "Countess of Blood"
Cyril Achard "All or Nothing"
The Empire Shall Fall "Lords of War"
Arkaik "The Divine Manifestation"

Living Sacrifice "Nietzsche's Madness"
Noxious Corp "Grey Shades"
Bone Jar "Quest of Fate"
Andra Dare "Lilith"
Procession of Aeons "Particle Explosion"

Gwynbleidd "Stare into the Sun"
Requiem for Oblivion "Ominous"
Sickhoose "Take It All"
Illuminata "Czlowiek Bez Twarzy"
Kimberly Freeman "Overdose"

Aspera "Torn Apart"
Carnifex "Entombed Monarch"
Ihsahn "After"
The Deluge "Seven Days"
Dark Fortress "Wraith"

Beltane "Satanic Reawakening"
Mattson "Shadows"
The Element "Narrowing Part II"
Silent Fall "On Top of the World"
Helloween "I Want Out"

HPLHS "Tentacles"
Devolved "Vex"
22nd Century "Let Me Be"
One-Eyed Doll "Tara"
Don't Mention the War "Mother's Womb"
NOFX "Suits and Ladders"

Fear Factory "Christploitation"
Broken Melody "The Beast Within"
Nebuleyes "The Universal Being"
Finger Painted Death "Lost in Shadow"
Orphaned Land "In Thy Never Ending Way"

Mastermind "Meltdown"
WASP "Promised Land"
Solitude "Tipping the Balance"
Holy Terror "No Resurrection"
Outbreak "Misdirected / Temporary Hype"

Motorhead "Iron Fist" (R)
Mater Dea "Trip to Skye"

John Arch "Relentless"

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Continuing on with something that had started last week, all throughout the night, Just Joe would answer listener submitted questions of all types, on anything and everything. Azkath had also summoned a Shoggoth and taught it to say "Hi Kal". It was in the basement, and was so big it took up the entire basement. There was a microphone down there, so it could be coaxed to say Hi Kal. It did, and every time it did, Just Joe shrieked in terror. It kept saying Hi Kal, making the floor vibrate every time it spoke, and Just Joe kept screaming. Azkath told Just Joe that the only way to make the sound go away was to go down there and get the mic, which was a lie, as Azkath could have simply turned the mic off from upstairs. Just Joe however didn't know that of course. He didn't want to go near the Shoggoth, but he didn't want to keep hearing it talk either. And though I, and I think most people, would rather hear something horrible for a few hours and then you could just go home, than actually have to go confront it, where you'll still hear it but now also see, feel, smell, and likely taste it as well, well, let's just say that Just Joe is not most people, so he opted to go down there and try and retrieve the mic... There could be heard a lot of screaming from Just Joe, as well as the Shoggoth still saying Hi Kal. Finally Just Joe came back with the mic, he was covered in Shoggoth goo, and he was not at all happy. Later, Just Joe called in. He was outside, and he said the Shoggoth was breaking out of the basement, that their were tentacles coming out of the windows. Azkath told him to push them back in. Just Joe didn't want to do that, but suggested kicking it. Azkath encouraged him to try that, so Just Joe did, several times, and concluded that he definitely didn't think the Shoggoth liked that, it was clawing at him. Later, Just Joe asked Azkath why he had Shoggoth goo on him. Azkath said that he had gotten rid of the Shoggoth, which would be the start of a cool new game he had just invented, Hide the Shoggoth. He told Just Joe to guess where he had hidden the Shoggoth, then apologized, not very sincerely, for ruining his car. He told Just Joe next time it would be his turn to hide the Shoggoth. Just Joe didn't want to play Hide the Shoggoth. He was even less happy when he got a look at his car, it was completely enveloped in Shoggoth, there was not much car left. Gorgar arrived and Gorgar's Glam-o-rama occurred. His song this time was Lillian Axe's "Ghost Of Winter". Just Joe answered listener submitted questions all night long on stuff like aliens, zombies, robot slugs, flowers, and, well like I said at the beginning, anything and everything...

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Fates Warning "Part of the Machine"
Slayer "Americon"
Living Sacrifice "The Reckoning"

Dark Fortress "As the World Keels Over"
Overkill "Ironbound"
Arkaik "Womb of Perception"
Clandestine "Philistine"

Karnivool "Goliath"
Andra Dare "Fury"
Canifex "Dead Archetype"
Wrath and Rapture "The Dirge of Fallen Warriors"

Atreyu "Bleeding is a Luxury"
Evacuate Chicago "Proof of Dark Matter"
Annotations of an Autopsy "In Snakes I Bathe"
Helloween "Future World"

Gwynbleidd "Egress / Thawing Innocence"
inRed "It Begins"
Black Sabbath "NIB - Live" (R)
Kimberly Freeman "Overdose"

Mongrel "Point a Finger"
Amoral "Sex N' Satan"
Orphaned Land "Disciples of the Sacred Oath 2"
Oxymor "Trouble Dedale"
Devolved "Hybrid"

Illuminate "A Frame of Beauty"
Arsis "From Souless to Shattered"
Iron Mask "We Will Meet Again"
Silent Fall "Haunted Sights"
Sorrow of Batavia "A Hollow So Vapid"

Stygian "Unstrung Hero"
Mastermind "Night Flier"
James Elsewhere "They Said a Storm was Coming"
Killcode "Devil Song"
Mater Dea "Trip to Skye"

One Eyed Doll "Hoochie Mamma"
Andra Dare "Ourania"
The Empire Shall Fall "Choir of Angels"
Noxious Corp "I Hate the World"
Requiem for Oblivion "Casting Shadows"

A Hero a Fake "Elk River Falls"
Euphoreador "Too Far to be Remembered"
Twinspirits "One of Us"
The Element "She's Made from Sand"
Devo Spice "I'm Not Your Personal IT Guy"

One-Eyed Doll "Be My Friend"
Counterfeit I "The Age of Machines"
Slik Helvetika "Misery"
Outbreak "A Sign of Things to Follow / Human Target / HL / Misdirected"
Freya "The End of the End"

Julian's Lullabye "Sand On Your Hands"
Zevlagh "SPQR"
Raven "Hell Patrol"
Potential Threat "Remember the Violence"
Darkness Remains "Heart of Nails"

NOFX "We Called it America / Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)"
Prime Evil "Kill for Me"
Icarus Witch "Draw Down the Moon"
Dreamscapes of the Perverse "Whilst Eternity Burns"
Rusty Eye "Mandragora Screams"

Lillian Axe "Ghost of Winter'
Close Your Eyes "Digging Graves"
22nd Century "Life in Space"
Ihsahn "Austere"

Tranquilatwist "Charade"
Fates Warning "Nothing Left to Say"

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; The Enforcer, who hadn't been there for a while, was there for one talk break in the first hour. Lots of brand new music was played. For Just Joe's Corner, Just Joe answered questions from two listeners. He got a thumbs up for the first one, and a thumbs down on the second one. However, he was given a second chance to try again on that one. And got a thumbs down, but then he launched into a nonsequiter, and I guess the third time really is the charm, because he finally got a thumbs up... Actually, there was a question from a third listener, but Just Joe couldn't remember what the question had been. He tried to answer it anyways, and, once again, got two thumbs downs, then on the third try, got a thumbs up. And we learned that Just Joe really likes soup... And the word chunky...

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Schoolyard Heroes "Dude, Where's My Skin"
Overkill "The Green and Black"
Clandestine "Disappear Into You"

Oxymor "Dialogue de Sourds"
Lethal Saint "Chains of the Devil"
Missing Tide "Push It to the Limit"
Orphaned Land "From Broken Vessels"
Bone Jar "Evolution"

Wrath and Rapture "The Dirge of Fallen Warriors"
Vendetta "The Space Between"
Through the Eyes of the Dead "Perpetual Defilement"
22nd Century "Nightmare of 6th Avenue"
Fozzy "Wormwood"

Devo Spice "I'm Not Your Personal IT Guy"
Troll "At the Gates of Hell"
Dream Evil "In the Fires of the Sun"
The Resurrection Sorrow "Plague of the Dying Sun"
The Waters Deep Here "Envy / Ira"

The Empire Shall Fall "Lords of War"
Illuminata "Stormy Sea"
Julian's Lullaby "Sand On Your Hands"
Turiya "Rising"
Schizoid Lloyd "Nothing Left"

Helloween "Eagle Fly Free"
inRed "Encounter with Infamy"
UneXpect "In Velvet Coffins We Slept"
Mater Dea "Fairy of the Moor"
Stever "Get Out of My Head"

One Eyed-Doll "Plumes of Death"
Kimberly Freeman "Learn to Fly"
Amoral "Random Words / Release"
Priestess "Raccoon Eyes"
Nova Orbis "Unstable Mind"

Twinspirits "Taste the Infinity"
Arryan Path "Ishtar"
Silent Fall "Play with Fire"
Infinity Overture "Wonderland"
Jingo De Lunch "Cowboy Song"

One-Eyed Doll "Black Forest / I Love My Little Bus"
The Gothsicles "Everyone Should Play VTES"
Two Ton Anvil "The Wicked"
Andra Dare "Cruel"
Evacuate Chicago "Nothing Like You"

Pistol Shot Gypsy "Trainwreck"
A Hero A Fake "Images"
Free Reign "Rise Up"
Living Sacrifice "Unfit to Live"
Brainstorm "Victim"

Mutiny Within "Awake"
Slik Helvetika "Burnt"
Freya "The Light that Rivaled the Sun"
Outbreak "Too Paranoid for Politics / I Don't Want to Fade (to Death) / Concealed"
Atreyu "Congregation of the Damned"

Myfare "Overrated"
Overkill "Bring Me the Night"
Clandestine "Dead to the World"
Ihsahn "Heaven's Black Sea"
WASP "Seas of Fire"

Orphaned Land "Va'Yehi Or / MI?"
Bruce Kulick "No Friend of Mine"
AM Conspiracy "Revolution"

Heathen "Bloodkult"
Schoolyard Heroes "Sincerely Yours, Jonathan Harker"