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The Agonist "You're Coming With Me"
Baroness "Mtns. (The Crown and Anchor)"
Silencer "I am Thunder! / 1969 / Great Bear"
Locrian "Coprolite"

Dublin Death Patrol "Blood Sirens"
Jess and the Ancient Ones "Twilight Witchcraft"
Concrete Slacks "Away from Here"
Essenz "Sea of Light - Pleroma"

Inviolate "Condemned"
Ad Patres "Scars of Compromise"
A Forest of Stars "The Blight of God's Acre"
Tantara "Killing of Mother Earth"
Psyche Corporation "Jewels"

Crazy Lixx "Riot Avenue"
Laestrygonia "Io"
Xibalba "No Serenity"
Vore "Throne to the WOlves"
St. Madness "70's Porno"

ASKA "Legion"
Banshee "Legend Lost"
Loudness "Gonna Do It My Way"
Kaipa "Treasure-House"
Chaosweaver "A Requiem for a Lost Universe"

One-Eyed Doll "Envy"
Ashent "Spider's Nest"
Helllander "Trip in Fire"
Death of Centuries "Sad Revolution"
Autumn's End "Cold Winter of Time"

Enochian Threory "The Motives of the Machine"
Widow Sunday "Faces in Glass"
Cryptopsy "Amputated Enigma"
Vorpal Nomad "The Brotherhood"
The Samans "Moths to the Flames We Are"

Diablo Swing Orchestra "Kali Ma Calibre"
Liv Kristine "Panic"
Silent Auction "Heart Attack"
Munreuthel "In Leaves' Whisper Or In Bursts Of The Thunder..."
Iron Maiden "Running Free - Live"

Semargl "Suck My Dick"
The Commander-In-Chief "Evolution"
Static People "You Know It's There"
Careless "Contend in Vein"

Muckraker "Kingmaker"
Eat My Fuk "Tear It Down"
Lethal Aggression "Free is a 4 Letter Word"
Malevolent Patricide "Skeletal SPectre"
Ex Deo "Pollice Verso (Damnatio Ad Bestia)"

Tom Smith and the Great Luke Ski "Cthulhu Ftagn"
The Ziggurat "Nyarlathotep"
HPLHS "Shogoth Prayer"
Dublin Death Patrol "Death Toll Rising"
Obey the Brave "It Starts Today"

** Old School Hour **
The God Machine "I've Seen the Man"
Pyogenesis "Sacrificious Profanity"
Twisted Cross "Blow Up God (Eat His Heart)"
Amulance "Feel the Pain"
Minor Threat "Small Man, Big Mouth"
Blood for Blood "Eulogy for a Dream"

Current 93 "Crowleymass Unveiled"
Fields of the Nephilim "Love Under Will"
Bruce Dickinson "Man of Sorrows - Orchestral Version"

Missing Marcus "So Much for Goodbye - Live on The Last Exit 2005"
Harley Poe "It's Only the End of the World"

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; As this LE began at midnight, December 26th, it began just as Christmas Day was ending. So we took credit for ending Christmas, yes, it was us, your welcome, everyone! So this was, of course, a We Love Satan Show. EVD, Little Gorgar, Adam, Tim, and Rick from The Metallic Onslaught, were there. They decided that Tim would be the most likely choice for Satan to inhabit, I mean he just screams out evil by his very being, of course he would be the one. So they got him prepared by having him do evil things. They had him twist Just Joe's nipple, steal Just Joe's Cheetos, and then give them to everyone but Just Joe. Tribute to the Past Russian Roulette was played. If a Christmas song, or a Satanic song played, then Just Joe would be thrown onto a barbed wire board. It did, so he did. Tim helped with that by sitting on his lap. They now thought Tim was sufficiently prepared, so they summoned Satan. But apparently Satan didn't want Tim, he wanted Rick, who would have ever thought that?! I mean, gentle, kind Rick?! Rick grabbed Adam, dragged him into the hallway, and, well, let's just say, there was only a mess of remains all over the hallway, and no Adam anywhere. So Adam was our sacrifice to Satan, everyone had thought that it would be Just Joe, including Just Joe himself. Rick didn't remember killing Adam when they told him Satan had made him do it to provide the sacrifice. Just Joe made a stew out of Adam's remains, and Tim ate it. He didn't know at first that that was what the stew was made out of, but, when he was told, he just said it was delicious, and kept right on eating. During a segment of Movie Time, Azkath became enraged when EVD told him he had seen the first episodes of the most recent "Doctor Who" series, and why hadn't any of them ever told him about that show and how good it was. Azkath beat the crap out of him, threw him out, and threw the barbed wire board on top of him. Azkath decided this would be a perfect day to summon an Elder God. He played some appropriate music, and waited to hear from the basement, which was where he summoned the God to appear, saying they could be contained down there. They listened via the microphone Azkath had set up. Soon there were strange sounds. Just Joe went to peek at what was down there. He said it was the evil bunnies he had seen when they sent him into the future a while back. And they were rapidly multiplying, as rabbits always do. Just Joe went and got a gun and started shooting the bunnies. When that didn't work well enough, he set off a grenade. That worked, it destroyed all the bunnies, leaving yet another stew like mess of remains all over the basement. Someone will probably be fed that, maybe Tim. Azkath said that, maybe he had brought about the bunnies in the future, and, since they were now destroyed, maybe Just Joe should go back to the future (wait, that sounds familiar, wasn't there some movies with that title or something?), and check on what was happening there now. Just Joe didn't want to, but Azkath hypnotized him, sent him two years and one month into the future, and asked him what he saw now. No bunnies. But a lot of shoggoths, eating all the people. Then Just Joe started screaming, really loudly. But, when asked what he was seeing now, all he would shriek was that it was unspeakable. He was hysterical, and extremely loud, so Azkath brought him back. Just Joe didn't remember being in the future, or what he had seen. He thought he had saved the day by destroying the bunnies, not realizing, or remembering, that, now that the shoggoths weren't able to eat the bunnies, they were eating the people. So now that's the future we apparently look forward to. Happy Holidays, everyone. As I made mention of, there was Movie Time, a few segments of it throughout the night, with Tim and EVD participating in some of them, that is until Azkath kicked EVD out violently, as I mentioned above. There was a lot of music about and praising Satan all night, and, for one last time, some Christmas music, of the Last Exit variety...



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Babylon Whores "Errata Stigmata"
Venom "Black Xmas"
Danzig "Possession" (R)
The Elctric Hellfire Club "Satan's Little Helpers"
Necrodeath "Am I Evil?"

Rob Balder "RE: Your Brains"
This Will Hurt You "Jingle Ball Rock"
King Diamond "No Presents for Christmas"
Cryptic Wintermoon "SuperSatan"
White Zombie "Warp Asylum" (R)

The Great Kat "Satan Goes to Church"
Grimoire of Exalted Deeds "Medley of Kookiness"
HPLHS "Silent Night, Blasphemous Night"
One Man Army and the Undead Quartet "Knights in Satans Service"
Sasquatch Agnostic "Satan Lives in My Watermelon Sprouts"
Satanic Impalement "Satan Comes Ripping"

Ozzy Osbourne "Sabbath, Bloody Sabbath - Live" (R)
Behemoth "Blackest Ov the Black"
Inquisition "Before the Symbol of Satan We Vow and Praise"
Grim Reaper "Rock You To Hell"
Nuclear Assault "Stranded in Hell"

Motley Crue "Helter Skelter" (R)
Old Man's Child "Soul Possessed"
Riot "Storming the Gates of Hell"

Masada "Destiny of Man"
Dragonland "Neverending Story"
Finnugor "Diabolus Et Satanas"

Insane Clown Posse "Santa's a Fat Bitch"
TV's Kyle "All I Want for Christmas is Stuff"
Carnivore "God is Dead"
Deicide "Deicide"
Morbid Angel "Brainstorm"

Delrium Tremens "Worship Satan"
Coven "Satanic as Hell"
BCT "I Love Satan"
Dimmu Borgir "The Serpentine Offering"
Baldbox "The Island of Recalled Toys"

Mastadon "March of the Fire Ants" (R)
South Park "Christmas Time in Hell"
De Infernali "Ave Satan"
Emperor "Curse All You Men!"
Slayer "Jesus Saves"

Pitchblack "Satanic Majesty"
Cradle of Filth "Better to Reign in Hell"
Watain "Satan's Hunger"
Dream into Dust "Counterfeit"
Nadiwrath "Darkness Has Lost It's Meaning"

Unexpect "Megalomaniac Trees"
HPLHS "Mountains of Madness"
Lawnmower Death "Satan's Trampoline"

Sturmgewehr666 "In League with Satan"
Dr. Know "Satan's Black World of Doom"
Syphillitic Vagina's "In Satanic Service"
Svartsyn "Witches Dance for Satan"
Taghut "This World Belongs to Satan"
HPLHS "The Cultist Song"
Endura "The Stars are Right"

War "Satan"
Bad Religion "Fuck Armageddon... This is Hell"
Stephen Lynch "Beelz"
DAD "Rim of Hell"
This Will Hurt You "X-Mas Tree on Fire Fire Fire"
Excrementory Grindfuckers "Grindcore Out of Hell"
Hanoi Rocks "Dead by Xmas"

Pretty Maids "In Santa's Claws"
EXE "Metal Hell"
Worm Quartet "A Worm Quartet Christmas"
The Pushrods "XXX-Mas Sucks"
Venom "Live Like an Angel, Die Like a Devil"
Devo Spice "Lean Christmas"

Vindicator "Straight Outta Hell"
Ned's Bible Story
HPLHS "Awake Ye Scary Great Olde Ones"

Lost Goat "Burn in Hell"
Heretic "Horns of Hell"
Danzig "Devil's Plaything"

Mercyful Fate "Satan's Fall"

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; At the beginning of the program there was a ton of people there. EVD and Dave were there seeming once again to cast doubt on the theory that they are the same person. Tim was there, and he had brought with him his friend Steve again, so it was Steve's second time there. EVD was asked if he had broken Just Joe out of rehab where he had been put to cure his I-dosing addiction. EVD said that he had gone to the rehab, but Just Joe was not there. That mystery was very soon to be solved, because just then arrived Wulfie and his brother BBBIIIIIILLLLL!!! (You have to say the name BBBIIIIILLLL!!! like that, which is why Azkath insisted he now be known as Ed), from The Metallic Onslaught. They had with them a bound and gagged Just Joe. Wulfie arrived with his werewolf mask on, but soon took it off, saying of course he was not a werewolf. Wulfie said he and BBBIIIIILLLLL!!! err, Ed were going to hold Just Joe hostage until Azkath did something about Jeffie. Azkath told Wulfie he thought he had something he would like to put an end to this problem, he would do something he would normally never do, but just for him he would, he would play Bon Jovi, as Jeffie had told him how much Wulfie liked Bon Jovi. Wulfie said Jeffie was a liar. Wulfie demanded that Azkath make Jeffie stupid, even more stupid than he already was, like really, really stupid, so that Jeffie would believe that Wulfie was really a werewolf. They had them un-gag Just Joe (and they ripped duct tape off his whole head, tearing out a lot of hair doing that), and Just Joe said that he thought he could accomplish this, he would I-dose Jeffie to be really stupid. Everyone seemed satisfied with this solution, and they charged Just Joe with that task. Just Joe started freaking out when Wulfie and Azkath started talking about Shoggoths, so Azkath played his Hugging Music to calm him down. Just Joe hugged everyone, and EVD duct taped Just Joe Dave and Shane (more on Shane in a second) together. in all the chaos that ensued there was a big man pile, and Dave did an unspeakable thing to Shane, involving Dave's butt landing on Shane in an area well let's just say that scarred Shane for life, especially when a certain gas issued forth from Dave. Shane had arrived saying that he had finally brought the proof he had been dispatched to obtain several weeks ago. He presented a large file of proof. However, although there was a lot of proof for a lot of things they had not asked him to look into, like The Loch Ness Monster, Chupacabra, Sasquatch, which was all very interesting and fascinating, but it was not what they had asked him to prove. For what they had sent him to prove, that EVD and Dave were the same person, well, on that he had brought nothing. Well, Shane is grown from Just Joe's severed hand, so, how bright could he really be. If Just Joe usually screws up anything he's tasked with how can we really expect much more from his hand. However, Azkath gave Shane another mission to try. To go get stilts, because, in a few weeks, they were going to send Just Joe out on stilts and get people's reactions. Shane said he could get stilts and ran off immediately to do so presumably. It was EVD's 5th anniversary on September 11th, which was the Saturday that ended as this LE began at midnight. Happy Anniversary, EVD! For his anniversary Azkath gave EVD lots of Styrofoam and let him beat on everyone with it. Just Joe took some of the broken Styrofoam and put it down his pants, and then started throwing it at people. There was more slapping this week. Shane was told to slap Just Joe 'til he cried. It only took about two or three to accomplish this. Well, Just Joe had had a pretty trying night, what with being held hostage, having the skin and hair being ripped off his whole head when they un-duct taped him, being traumatized with all the talk of shoggoths, and being beaten down with Styrofoam. Then Shane was told to slap EVD 'til he cried. That took a lot more, and needed several pokes in the eye to get something that could be called a tear. There was three segments of Movie Time, which EVD (who had actually seen something, and, could actually remember what it was), Tim, and Steve participated in as well.



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Caldmor "Preludium"
Onszon Geschopt "Zodiac"
Cephalic Canage "Warbots AM"
Vektor "Dark Nebula"
Semargl "Credo Insanity (Intoxicated)"
Comback Kid "The Concept Stays"

Vindicator "Fear Monger"
The Contortionist "Contact"
Welicoruss "Blizard"

Aggressor "Crimson Mark"
Ayat "Fornication and Murder"
Emergency Gate "Alternative Dead End"

Jesus on Extasy "Nuclear Bitch"
Immanifest "Among the Dead"
Jorn "Sacred Heart"
Crowbar "To Build a Mountain" (R)

Moore "Blood Rage / Anymore"
Tub Ring "I Shot Your Faggot Horse Bitch"
Ana Kefr "The Takeover"

Rock Sugar "Don't Stop the Sandman"
Adversarial "All Idols Fall before the Hammer"
Pasadena Napalm Division "100 Beers with a Zombie"
ZUUL "Air Raid"

Angels Beneath Me - Track 1
Abigail Williams "Infernal Divide"
Spellcaster "Chainsaw Champion"
Hiroshima Vacation "I Hate Everyone"
Fallen Angels "Burning of Sodom"
Vains of Jenna "The Art of Telling Lies"

Vindicator "Pit of the Shoggoths / Strange Aeons"
Pantera "The Will tO Survive"
Doro "On the Run"
Lordi "This is Heavy Metal"
Sickhoose "TAF"

One-Eyed Doll "Hoochi Mamma"
Shadowgarden "The Withering of Mine"
Mercyful Fate "Nuns have no Fun - Live"
Death Angel "3rd Floor - Live"

Pantera "Proud to be Loud"
Steve Goodie "We Shall Burn a Book for Jesus"
CPX "It's My Time Now"
Revenant Dead "Vertigo"
BXI "We are Witches"

Heretic "Blood will Tell"
Malice "Rockin' with You"
Samson "Turn Out the Lights"
SA Slayer "Final Holocaust"
Fast "Black Leather Jacket"
Hexx "Fear No Evil"

Vindicator "The Antique Witcheries"
Moore "Guillotines and Angel Wings"
Death Angel "Death of the Meek"
Welicoruss "To Far worlds"
These are They "Behind the Door"

All Out War "Defiance through Fear"
Juggernaut "Without Warning"
Malevolent Creation "Conflict Finalized"
Slang "World of Lunacy"
Melvins "Inhumanity and Death"
Wretched "In the Marrow"
Worm Quartet "Short Bus Suite"

Sons of Liberty "We the People"

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; It was Dave's birthday. There was cake there for Dave's birthday. For his birthday present, Russian Roulette was played, and it involved balloon golf, but special balloon golf, just for Dave... The balloons were filled with candy... If a bullet played, Dave would have the balloon golf played on him, and would try and catch the candy in his mouth when the balloon broke. If no bullet, Just Joe, James, and T.J. would have the balloon golf played on them by Dave, and risk life limb and being eaten by Dave as he went after the candy that would be released all over them when the balloons broke... No bullet... So first T.J., then Just Joe, and, last, James, got to experience Dave playing balloon golf on them, and then trampling all over them to devour the candy when the balloons popped. Miraculously, somehow, they all managed to survive that uneaten. Since Dave has now had UFC training, it was decided he should demonstrate his new skills. He and Just Joe would have a UFC style match, with no rules, and it would be to a knockout, with James as referee. So the fight began... There was a whole lot of slappin' goin' on, then Just Joe got Dave in a choke hold and was choking him out. It appeared that Just Joe would have won the match, despite being much smaller than Dave, and despite Dave's being a trained UFC fighter now, but then the referee, James, knocked Just Joe completely out with a vicious shot to the head with a dust thing. That was the commentator, Azkath's, description of it, and those were his words, "A Dust Thing", so, if you don't understand, blame Azkath, all I can say is, whatever a dust thing was, it sure made a sound when it connected with Just Joe's head that sounded like it delivered a wicked blow, and, it did, as, as I said, Just Joe was rendered unconscious, and stayed that way for a while. Since it had been said that there would be no rules, it was decided that Dave would have to be given the win, even though he would have lost if it hadn't been for the referee's blatant interference, so I guess it was actually more WWE than UFC. James said he figured that, since it was Dave's birthday, he just thought that Dave should get the knockout, so, he got it for him. James gave Dave his birthday spankings, with James's studded belt. James gave Dave several spanks with the belt, then started choking him out with it. James and T.J. started choking Dave out with the belt, and then Azkath finished the job, as they were doing badly at it. Then they picked him up, it takes more than one person to move Dave, and T.J. and James through his unconscious body in the snow, however, not only did Dave go into the snow, but T.J. and James did as well, and, since James was not wearing his belt, as he had removed it to spank and choke Dave with it, James's pants fell down, so he was in the snow with his pants down. Just Joe became distraught. He said he remembered the future from the past, or the past from the future, with all the shoggoths, and they were all saying "hi Kal", just like the one Azkath had summoned last week, and, what he had thought were a lot of bunnies, well, they weren't bunnies after all, they were the eyes of all those shoggoths. Just Joe was quite traumatized by the memory. And he said the shoggoth from last week was on the roof now, holding itself up there with, why with it's tentacles, of course! What else?! So now Just Joe was afraid to go outside, but he did have some more news. His car had been destroyed last week when Azkath hid the shoggoth in it, and the car was consumed by the shoggoth. However, who new that car insurance companies have policies that cover your car being enveloped and, hence, ruined, by a shoggoth. So they paid for a brand new car for him, and doubled his rates. So now you know, if it ever happens to you that you lose your car to a shoggoth, your insurance will cover it, isn't that nice to know! Azkath told Just Joe that Gorgar was in trouble dealing with the shoggoth, and that Just Joe should go help him. Just Joe didn't want to go help Gorgar, he refused several times, but finally, after being asked again, he said he would go help Gorgar, he wasn't at all happy about it, but he would go. He went. I'm sure that turned out just fine for both Just Joe and Gorgar.

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Unexpect "Novae"
Heathen "Control by Chaos"
Amoral "Vivid"
Wrath and Rapture "The Temple at Dusk / Interlude II / A Breathtaking Tragedy"

Overkill "Bring Me the Night"
Sorrow of Batavia "Descent, Charred, and Blackened"
One Eyed Doll "Be My Friend"
Candestine "Fracture"
Karnivool "The Medicine Wears Off / The Caudal Lure"

137 "Wrecking Ball"
Chamber Law "Get Up and Die"
Lethal Dose "Witnessing"
Thirteen South "Angel - Live"

Zoetrope "Company Man"
Bagga Bownz "Done With the Pain"
Borknagar "Ruins of the Future"
Eocene "Comfort Lies"
12 Oz Muzzle "Too Pretty for Prison"
Rain Fell Within "Torn Apart"

Steel Panther "Death to All But Metal"
Others "Countess of Blood"
Cyril Achard "All or Nothing"
The Empire Shall Fall "Lords of War"
Arkaik "The Divine Manifestation"

Living Sacrifice "Nietzsche's Madness"
Noxious Corp "Grey Shades"
Bone Jar "Quest of Fate"
Andra Dare "Lilith"
Procession of Aeons "Particle Explosion"

Gwynbleidd "Stare into the Sun"
Requiem for Oblivion "Ominous"
Sickhoose "Take It All"
Illuminata "Czlowiek Bez Twarzy"
Kimberly Freeman "Overdose"

Aspera "Torn Apart"
Carnifex "Entombed Monarch"
Ihsahn "After"
The Deluge "Seven Days"
Dark Fortress "Wraith"

Beltane "Satanic Reawakening"
Mattson "Shadows"
The Element "Narrowing Part II"
Silent Fall "On Top of the World"
Helloween "I Want Out"

HPLHS "Tentacles"
Devolved "Vex"
22nd Century "Let Me Be"
One-Eyed Doll "Tara"
Don't Mention the War "Mother's Womb"
NOFX "Suits and Ladders"

Fear Factory "Christploitation"
Broken Melody "The Beast Within"
Nebuleyes "The Universal Being"
Finger Painted Death "Lost in Shadow"
Orphaned Land "In Thy Never Ending Way"

Mastermind "Meltdown"
WASP "Promised Land"
Solitude "Tipping the Balance"
Holy Terror "No Resurrection"
Outbreak "Misdirected / Temporary Hype"

Motorhead "Iron Fist" (R)
Mater Dea "Trip to Skye"

John Arch "Relentless"