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December 18, 2011 - Final Pre-Anniversary End of the World Show...

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This show is where we celebrate our final pre-anniversary end of the world show. Chains of Honor join us for the first few hours...



Playlist
Neurosis "Theshold"
Mastermind "The End of the World"

HPLHS "The World in Terror and Madness Lies"
Carnivore "Armageddon"
Fields of the Nephilim "Chord of Souls"
My Dying Bride "Apocalypse Woman"
Tornado "Massive Extinction Impact"

Chains of Honor "Neighbs"
The Nefilim "Chaocracy"
IXXI "Armageddon Nobility"
Ecthition "Warmageddon"
Anvil " I Dreamed It was the End of the World"

Chains of Honor "Last Chance"
Don't Go Into the Woods "Take the Head to the Tarpit - Live"

Worm Quartet "A Worm Quartet Christmas"
Dimmu Borgir "Progenies of the Great Apocalypse - Live"
Cradle of Filth "Thank God for the Suffering"
Skuzo "Dance to the Apocalypse"

Chains of Honor "A Giant John Wilkes Booth"
The Wizzard "Doomsday Radio"
At the Gates "The Flames of End"
Bad Religion "Fuck Armageddon... This is Hell"
Bathory "Armageddon"

Chains of Honor "Territories"
Embrace the Massacre "Half Dead"
Jonestown "Burn the Page"
HPLHS "The Carol of the Olde Ones"
Anacrusis "Apocalypse"
Atreyu "Doomsday"
Black Sabbath "Hand of Doom'

Chains of Honor "Altitudes"
Black Tusk "End of Days"
Harter Attack "Death Bells of the Apocalypse"
Nightwish "End of All Hope"
HPLHS "It's the Most Horrible Time of the Year"
Engine "Falling Star'

Deadlock "The End of the World"
Destruction "Armageddonizer"
Jeff Walker Und Die Fluffers "The End of the World"

Harley Poe "It's Only the End of the World"

Hypocrisy "Apocalypse (Re-Recorded)"
HPLHS "Death May Die"
Iperyt "A Pocket Sized Armageddon"
Holyhell "Apocalypse"
Incubus "The Battle of Armageddon"

Therion "Quetzalcoatl"
The Nefilim "Pazuzu (Black Rain)"
What's He Building in There "Armageddon"
Amphionelle "Apocalypse"
Thrall "Mass Extinction"

Syphilitic Vagina's "Armgeddon Buttfuck"
Shadowgarden "Slowmotion Apocalypse"
Anathema "Alternative 4"
Pyogenesis "In the End"
Sacrifice "Flames of Armageddon"

Venom "Black Xmas" (R)
Feilds of the Nephilim "Psychonaut Lib III"
Psyche Corporation "End of the World"
Bob Wayne "2012"

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard;
It was The Final Pre Anniversary Count Down One Year To The End Of The World Show, where scenarios would be run through as to how the world would end, and what to do. The band Chains Of Honor was there, as were Tim, and Rick. The first scenario was that the moon would come out of it's orbit, and crash into the earth. What they did in this scenario was to all scream really loud, and then, stop, meaning it was all over. Then, because we are certain the apocalypse will involve zombies, there was a scenario involving them. Now, last year, that did not go too well, because we had the wimpiest zombies ever known, none of them wanted to go outside because it was just too cold, poor babies! So this year it went differently. Another reason it hadn't gone so well last year was because Just Joe got too into it, and actually bit people. So, this year, Just Joe would be a humping zombie, and people would have to try and fend him off, if he humped them for five seconds, they would become zombies, too, and they would hump people. The goal was to get Just Joe outside, where he did not want to go because, again, it was cold outside, being mid to late December in central New York. Anyone who successfully fought off Just Joe was a survivor. Just Joe humped to his Hugging Music. Rick was the only survivor, so,when the apocalypse comes, you should stick close by Rick, and maybe you will survive. Then they ran a scenario with rival cults. Tim would be the leader of one cult, and a member of Chains Of Honor would be the leader of the other. They would see who could recruit the most members. The band member promised his cult members safety. Tim promised his members cheap women, and yogurt, and weapons. Almost everyone joined Tim's cult. Then the two cults were given weaponry, baking sheets, and told to battle it out until there was a winner. But, again, Rick had joined Tim's cult, so the other cult never had a shot at survival, but the battle with the cookie sheets was impressive. Now, as has been mentioned here, Tim's manhood has been seriously called into question, he loves "Dawson's Creek", "Glee", both the TV series, and the movie, the "Twilight" movies, and now, we find out, Janet Jackson! It was decided that another attempt should be made to make Tim into a man, that had been tried last year, and it had seemed to be working, but then he heard some Bon Jovi, and that turned him back into a girl again. So they had him watch a DVD entitled "Video Armageddon", it had lots of gore, boobs, asses, and asses on fire. Over the night, Tim did become more and more manly. Unfortunately, as was the case last time as well, the more manly he gets, the more of an obnoxious jerk he seems to become. He finally stormed out, after not liking two of the songs that were played. one was a cover of "The End Of The World", the pop song, which started his rant, and then a song about the end of the world, which was funny, and had cool lyrics, but was sung in a total country way, completely set him off, he said he was leaving, because he couldn't take this crap anymore. They were undecided as to whether they wanted to keep this obnoxious Tim, or try to change him. There was a final end of the world scenario, where they counted down the seconds... And nothing happened. The band Chains Of Honor was there for about the first half of the night, in addition to what I already said they did, they were interviewed, and all the songs from their CD were played. They rock, www.facebook.com/chainsofhonor is the website where you can find them. Just Joe was asked, and didn't know, why Kal had had his cell phone when Just Joe was on vacation. Just Joe was apparently unaware that, in addition to super gluing the doors and windows on his house shut, and digging a tunnel there, Kal had stolen his cell phone. Just Joe denied having anything to do with why Kal was absent this week... As we were nearing Christmas, some Christmas music was played, but LE style Christmas music, of course, comedy songs, and parodies of Christmas songs with different lyrics... So, a very happy Pre Anniversary One Year Count Down To The End Of The World, everyone! If you have stuff you really want to get done, better get cracking!
 

December 26, 2010 - We Love Satan Show

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; As this LE began at midnight, December 26th, it began just as Christmas Day was ending. So we took credit for ending Christmas, yes, it was us, your welcome, everyone! So this was, of course, a We Love Satan Show. EVD, Little Gorgar, Adam, Tim, and Rick from The Metallic Onslaught, were there. They decided that Tim would be the most likely choice for Satan to inhabit, I mean he just screams out evil by his very being, of course he would be the one. So they got him prepared by having him do evil things. They had him twist Just Joe's nipple, steal Just Joe's Cheetos, and then give them to everyone but Just Joe. Tribute to the Past Russian Roulette was played. If a Christmas song, or a Satanic song played, then Just Joe would be thrown onto a barbed wire board. It did, so he did. Tim helped with that by sitting on his lap. They now thought Tim was sufficiently prepared, so they summoned Satan. But apparently Satan didn't want Tim, he wanted Rick, who would have ever thought that?! I mean, gentle, kind Rick?! Rick grabbed Adam, dragged him into the hallway, and, well, let's just say, there was only a mess of remains all over the hallway, and no Adam anywhere. So Adam was our sacrifice to Satan, everyone had thought that it would be Just Joe, including Just Joe himself. Rick didn't remember killing Adam when they told him Satan had made him do it to provide the sacrifice. Just Joe made a stew out of Adam's remains, and Tim ate it. He didn't know at first that that was what the stew was made out of, but, when he was told, he just said it was delicious, and kept right on eating. During a segment of Movie Time, Azkath became enraged when EVD told him he had seen the first episodes of the most recent "Doctor Who" series, and why hadn't any of them ever told him about that show and how good it was. Azkath beat the crap out of him, threw him out, and threw the barbed wire board on top of him. Azkath decided this would be a perfect day to summon an Elder God. He played some appropriate music, and waited to hear from the basement, which was where he summoned the God to appear, saying they could be contained down there. They listened via the microphone Azkath had set up. Soon there were strange sounds. Just Joe went to peek at what was down there. He said it was the evil bunnies he had seen when they sent him into the future a while back. And they were rapidly multiplying, as rabbits always do. Just Joe went and got a gun and started shooting the bunnies. When that didn't work well enough, he set off a grenade. That worked, it destroyed all the bunnies, leaving yet another stew like mess of remains all over the basement. Someone will probably be fed that, maybe Tim. Azkath said that, maybe he had brought about the bunnies in the future, and, since they were now destroyed, maybe Just Joe should go back to the future (wait, that sounds familiar, wasn't there some movies with that title or something?), and check on what was happening there now. Just Joe didn't want to, but Azkath hypnotized him, sent him two years and one month into the future, and asked him what he saw now. No bunnies. But a lot of shoggoths, eating all the people. Then Just Joe started screaming, really loudly. But, when asked what he was seeing now, all he would shriek was that it was unspeakable. He was hysterical, and extremely loud, so Azkath brought him back. Just Joe didn't remember being in the future, or what he had seen. He thought he had saved the day by destroying the bunnies, not realizing, or remembering, that, now that the shoggoths weren't able to eat the bunnies, they were eating the people. So now that's the future we apparently look forward to. Happy Holidays, everyone. As I made mention of, there was Movie Time, a few segments of it throughout the night, with Tim and EVD participating in some of them, that is until Azkath kicked EVD out violently, as I mentioned above. There was a lot of music about and praising Satan all night, and, for one last time, some Christmas music, of the Last Exit variety...



Listen to the Show

Babylon Whores "Errata Stigmata"
Venom "Black Xmas"
Danzig "Possession" (R)
The Elctric Hellfire Club "Satan's Little Helpers"
Necrodeath "Am I Evil?"

Rob Balder "RE: Your Brains"
This Will Hurt You "Jingle Ball Rock"
King Diamond "No Presents for Christmas"
Cryptic Wintermoon "SuperSatan"
White Zombie "Warp Asylum" (R)

The Great Kat "Satan Goes to Church"
Grimoire of Exalted Deeds "Medley of Kookiness"
HPLHS "Silent Night, Blasphemous Night"
One Man Army and the Undead Quartet "Knights in Satans Service"
Sasquatch Agnostic "Satan Lives in My Watermelon Sprouts"
Satanic Impalement "Satan Comes Ripping"

Ozzy Osbourne "Sabbath, Bloody Sabbath - Live" (R)
Behemoth "Blackest Ov the Black"
Inquisition "Before the Symbol of Satan We Vow and Praise"
Grim Reaper "Rock You To Hell"
Nuclear Assault "Stranded in Hell"

Motley Crue "Helter Skelter" (R)
Old Man's Child "Soul Possessed"
Riot "Storming the Gates of Hell"

Masada "Destiny of Man"
Dragonland "Neverending Story"
Finnugor "Diabolus Et Satanas"

Insane Clown Posse "Santa's a Fat Bitch"
TV's Kyle "All I Want for Christmas is Stuff"
Carnivore "God is Dead"
Deicide "Deicide"
Morbid Angel "Brainstorm"

Delrium Tremens "Worship Satan"
Coven "Satanic as Hell"
BCT "I Love Satan"
Dimmu Borgir "The Serpentine Offering"
Baldbox "The Island of Recalled Toys"

Mastadon "March of the Fire Ants" (R)
South Park "Christmas Time in Hell"
De Infernali "Ave Satan"
Emperor "Curse All You Men!"
Slayer "Jesus Saves"

Pitchblack "Satanic Majesty"
Cradle of Filth "Better to Reign in Hell"
Watain "Satan's Hunger"
Dream into Dust "Counterfeit"
Nadiwrath "Darkness Has Lost It's Meaning"

Unexpect "Megalomaniac Trees"
HPLHS "Mountains of Madness"
Lawnmower Death "Satan's Trampoline"

Sturmgewehr666 "In League with Satan"
Dr. Know "Satan's Black World of Doom"
Syphillitic Vagina's "In Satanic Service"
Svartsyn "Witches Dance for Satan"
Taghut "This World Belongs to Satan"
HPLHS "The Cultist Song"
Endura "The Stars are Right"

War "Satan"
Bad Religion "Fuck Armageddon... This is Hell"
Stephen Lynch "Beelz"
DAD "Rim of Hell"
This Will Hurt You "X-Mas Tree on Fire Fire Fire"
Excrementory Grindfuckers "Grindcore Out of Hell"
Hanoi Rocks "Dead by Xmas"

Pretty Maids "In Santa's Claws"
EXE "Metal Hell"
Worm Quartet "A Worm Quartet Christmas"
The Pushrods "XXX-Mas Sucks"
Venom "Live Like an Angel, Die Like a Devil"
Devo Spice "Lean Christmas"

Vindicator "Straight Outta Hell"
Ned's Bible Story
HPLHS "Awake Ye Scary Great Olde Ones"

Lost Goat "Burn in Hell"
Heretic "Horns of Hell"
Danzig "Devil's Plaything"

Mercyful Fate "Satan's Fall"

December 19, 2010 - Zombie Apocalypse Show

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; This was our Second Pre-Anniversary Count Down To The End Of The World Show, to mark the world ending in two years, on December 21st, since it might be a wee bit hard to celebrate it after that, at least here, maybe somewhere else, we celebrate it in advance. And, this year, we decided to prepare for it by taking the probably least likely scenario of how it will occur, although, you never know do you, a zombie apocalypse, and training for that, a test run through drill, if you will. EVD, Dave (for once!), Shane, Little Gorgar, Adam, Dustin, from the band Sorrow Of Batavia, Tim, formerly of Century Media, and, before that, of Victory Records, Tim's friend Steve, and BBBIIIIILLLLL!!!!!, who turned out to be Kal, were there. When the program began, Just Joe was not there, again. It was decided that he probably needed rescuing from the zombies, so Dave and Adam were dispatched to do that. They returned with Just Joe, Kal rescued Just Joe from the zombies. Just Joe was not at all happy to find out BBBIIIIILLLLL!!!!! was really Kal, rescue or no. Adam had apparently been bitten by a zombie, he bit Just Joe, and Just Joe became a zombie. Just Joe was dragged away by Adam. Dave and Shane were sent to retrieve him. They did, but Dave was really pissed, saying Just Joe had bitten him, for real, and that he quit. Shane also complained Just Joe had really bitten him, but he threw Just Joe down the stairs. They had Kal show them how he had locked Just Joe in the trunk of his own car a couple weeks back, to keep him from getting to LE, by doing it again now, to punish him because he was actually biting people, getting into this zombie thing a bit too much, this was only supposed to be a rehearsal after all, a mock run through drill. Just Joe was really mad when he was again locked in his trunk for real. Kal got bitten by Adam during all this, became a zombie, bit EVD, and turned him into one as well. The zombies got Tim next. Shane tried to throw Just Joe down the stairs, Just Joe resisted, smacked Shane lightly on the head, knocking him out (Shane has a weak soft spot on top of his head, just like a new born baby, if you hit him there at all, he goes out like a light, I guess that is a defect of being grown from Just Joe's severed hand), but, when he fainted, he knocked Just Joe down the stairs by falling against him, so Just Joe went down the stairs anyways. Adam got thrown down the stairs as well. The Zombies were supposed to drag Dustin outside to turn him into a zombie, but Dustin fought successfully, saying it was too cold to go outside. Dustin was told he was disqualified from The Zombie Apocalypse Show. But then all the other Zombies refused to go outside as well, saying it was just too cold, and, they didn't care if they were dead, they still weren't going out in the cold. What a bunch of wimp wussy zombies!! I guess now we know another way to stop zombies, besides shooting them in the head, apparently if you can get them outside in the winter, you'll be safe that way too. The zombies insisted that, if they were gonna devour people, they were just going to have to have this apocalypse indoors. Now zombies are making demands or they'll go on strike?! What kind of zombies are these?! You just can't get good zombie help anywhere any more! What is this world coming to?! Well, apparently, an end. They tried to zombify Dustin again, but he fought again, successfully, again, for a while, but, eventually they got him, and devoured him. Then he quit, even though he had already been fired. Not at all a team player! Some of the other zombies quit too. Again, these zombies have to be the worst zombies ever! Steve commented on how he didn't think this had been a very good zombie apocalypse, saying there should have been props, blood and such, and making other suggestions. It was pointed out to him that he had been there all night, and he could have made those suggestions then, but didn't. He said he had wanted to critique it after the fact. Zombies Just Joe and Tim were sicked on him and told to devour him, which they did. Just Joe said he had locked Shane in the trunk of his car, his, meaning Just Joe's, not Shane's. No one ever went to let him out, so he spent the rest of the night there, at least, who knows, maybe more, maybe he'd even still be there next week, who knows when Just Joe, or anyone else, will get around to letting him out. But Just Joe turned on his car radio so Shane could hear the rest of LE, and hear them mocking him and laughing at his being trapped in the trunk. There were a few segments of Movie Time throughout the night, with Tim, Little Gorgar, Adam, Steve, and EVD participating in some of them, EVD apparently being really excited that he had actually seen a movie to contribute, because, right at the very beginning of the night, when no one was talking about movies, and it was being explained that it was The Second Pre-Anniversary Count Down To The End Of The World Show Zombie Apocalypse Edition, he blurted out, out of nowhere, "I Saw A Movie". There were a whole lot of songs about zombies, at least until about 4:00, when the Zombie Apocalypse portion of the program ended, as all the zombies had either quit, or, in Dustin's case, been fired, so the last two hours of the night were mostly just The Pre-Anniversary Count Down part, with a couple more zombie songs thrown in. And there was LE style Christmas themed music throughout the night as well. And so thus went our Second Pre-Anniversary Count Down To The End Of The World Show Zombie Apocalypse Edition. It was concluded that the Zombie Apocalypse part hadn't gone all that well, was kinda a failure. Well, what can you really expect with wimp wuss whiny zombies who make demands and put conditions on there being willing to do what zombies do, grab and devour people, eat their brains, and turn them into more zombies. I mean, really, is that so hard?! All you need to be concerned with is doing that if you are any kind of zombie worth his or her salt! You guys really sucked at being zombies! You should be ashamed of yourselves! Well, anyways, Happy Pre-Anniversary Of The End Of The World, everyone! Remember, if you have things you want to get accomplished, or affairs to be gotten in order, or affairs you want to have with anyone for that matter, better get cracking! There's only two years to go! So, Happy Holidays, everyone!



Listen to the Show

Deceased "The Silent Creature"
Bring Me the Horizon "Crucify Me"
HPLHS "Death to the World"
Melechesh "Ghouls of Nineveh"

Broughton's Rules "Disaster of the Week"
Sodom "Hellfire"
Judgement Day "Zombie Rodeo Clown"
Death "Zombie Ritual"
Worm Quartet "A Worm Quartet Xmas"

Belphegor "Bondage Goat Zombie"
As They Sleep "Oracle of the Dead"
Born of Scars "Face"
HPLHS "Oh Come All Ye Olde Ones"
Ayat "Curses! Curses! And Never Sleep"

Baldbox "The Island of Recalled Toys"
Warblade "Dead Man Walking"
Dead Man's Bones "My Body's a Zombie for You"
GWAR "Zombies, March"
Six Feet of Foreplay "Zombie Gangbang"

The Misfits "Astro Zombies"
The Accused "Fast Zombies Rule"
Voltaire "Brains!"

Dragged into Sunlight "Buried with Leeches"
Manowar "Shell Shock"
We Are the Illusion "A Falling Entity"

HPLHS "Harley Got Devoured by the Undead"
Arson Anthem "Teach the Gun (to Love the Bullet)"
Mongrel "I Refuse"
The Dickies "Infidel ZOmbie"
Jesse Smith "Christmas with the Zombies"

Zombie Apocalypse "Prologue: Forthcoming Apocalypse / Morti Viventi / Red Black and Blue / The Dead in the Queue / Bastard Shit Bastard / Fill My Mouth with Dirt / This Day is a Spark of Life / Every Horror Every Day / March on to Victory / Epilogue: Legions of the Dead Prepare for War"

Insane Clown Posse "Santa's a Fat Bitch"
Carpe Duke "Vomit of Evil"
Symbol 6 "Dog Days"
Motionless in White "London in Terror"
HPLHS "Death May Die"

Filthy Christians "Zombie Holocaust"
Tankard "Zombie Attack"
T-Ride "Zombie's from Hell"
The Dead "Necro Zombie Flesh Feast"
Kylesa "Dust"

Deceased "Fearless Undead Machines"
Shitfun "Necroclitoral Spremoclimax Zombie"
Psycho Charger "Redneck Zombies (Tomb Dragomir Remix)"
Mao Tse Tung Experience "Zombie Society"
Nunslaughter "Sacrifical Zombie"

Heaven Below "Dying Vicariously"
HPLHS "The Shoggoth Song"
Semargl "Credo Flaming Rain"
Haeresiarchs of Dis "Intent Caticle"

Abominant "Firestorm"
Bane "Pandemonium"
Neurosis "A Sun that Never Sets"
Anathema "Sleepless"
Anacrusis "I Love the World"

Arcturus "Alone"
Integrity "Abraxas Annihilation"
Kekal "Armageddon"
Killing Joke "Pandemonium"
Kreator "Terrible Certainty"

Schoolyard Heroes "Dawn of the Dead"
Rudra "The Pathless Path to the Knowable Unknown"
Scepter "Humans Massaker"
Slayer "God Send Death" (R)

Orphanage "At the Mountains of Madness"
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