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April 28, 2013 - Chris Farmer from Strange One Records Visits...

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Background: The Goblin Collection 1975-1989

Ghost BC "Infestissumam / Per Aspera Ad Inferi / Secular Haze"
Amorphis "The Wanderer"
Marduk "Souls for Belial"
Eldkraft "Fate's Door"

Burden My Surrender "Worry"
Mindless Self Indulgence "Hey Tomorrow Fuck You and Your Friend Yesterday"
Skid Row "This is Killing Me"
Amon Amarth "Deceiver of the Gods"
Death Dealer "Warmaster"
Beyond Mortal Dreams "Feast of Carrion"

Inviolate "Invocation"
Blood Ceremony "The Eldritch Dark"
Terreteya "Icarus"
Arsis "Carve My Cross"
Eternal Storm "From the Ashes"

Sanjuro Fields "Rudy Can't Fail"
Atrocity "Murder Blood Assassination"
Gama Bomb "Backwards Bible"
Masters of Metal "Evolution of Being"
Astronomikon "The Stone Abomination"
Meth Leppard "Trial by Stone"

** Russian Roulette **
Bile "Teknowhore"
Avenged Sevenfold "Nightmare"
White Lion "All the Fallen Men"
Aborym "Ruinrama Kolossal SPQR (Satanic Pollution - Gliphotic Rage)"
Buckner and Garcia "Ode to a Centipede"

Enders Game "Return to Dust"
Insane Ian "The Ultra Epic Video Game Medley IV: Guns of the Last Nightmare New Patriot Revelations"
Ghoultown "Drink with the Living Dead"
TurboNegro "You Give Me Worms (live)"
I Am Duckeye "Punching Dicks"

Inviolate "Feast of Ashes"
Psyche Corporation "Nightmares"
Ancient VVisdom "Let the End Begin"
Divided Multitude "The World is Watching"
Birth A.D. "Cause Problems"

Worm Quartet "The Laundromat of Sin"
Divinty Destroyed "Threshold / Forever and Never"
The Clan Destined "Swinging Like Judas"
Queensryche "Dare"

Sanjuro Fields "How the Day Breaks"
Ape Machine "They Want You to Bleed, They Want"
Ark of the Covenant "Transgressors"
Burial Vault "The Nightly Horror"
Suicidal Tendencies "God Only Knows Who I Am"

Bonecage "Soup Beans and Cornbread"
Andre Tonelli "Fill the Sky"
Tobias Sammet's Avantasia "Where Clock Hands Freeze"
Adesta "Expend"
The Agonist "The Mass of the Earth"

Inviolate "Illusion of Mercy

** Old School Hour **
Virulence "Spilling It Out"
Guillotine "The Bottomless Pit"
Creeper "Testing Me"
Cryptic Wintermoon "Darkness Forever"

Skyclad "Deja Vu Ain't What It Used to Be"
Shok Paris "Steel and Starlight"
Shotgun Messiah "Jihad"
Seducer "No Contract"

Seduce "Crash Landing"
Septic Flesh "Shamanic Rite"
Seer's Tear "A Gathering of Separate Ways"
Iron Maiden "The Evil that Men Do"

Saint Chaos "Nothing is Forever"

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard

Chris Farmer, who runs the Strange One record label, which has on it, the band inviolate, which would be performing at the next The Last Exit For The Lost Presents Show, was there for most of the night. www.strangeonerecords.com is his website. Also present were, Just Joe, Kal, James, annd, towards the end of the night, Gorgar. Russian Roulette was played. If a bullet played, Chris would get to bash things over Just Joe's head. If no bullet, Just Joe would get some candy, he hoped not jellybeans this time, he is afraid of them for some weird reason. But something happened that hasn't happened in so long they hadn't even been accounting for it in forever, an EVD song, from back in the day when he was a regular co-host, any bizarre song, Buckner And Garcia's tribute to the video game Centipede, six minutes of it. It was decided that Chris would get to bash stuff on Just Joe. To show him how it's done, as he is new here, Azkath showed him on James, bashing him in the head repeatedly. Then Chris, and Azkath smashed multiple things on Just Joe, including placing a baking sheet over his privates, and then whacking them with a stick, through the baking sheet. Later, there was more violence and hitting people with things. There were segments of Movie Time. The last hour was The Old School Hour...

April 7, 2013 - We Still Love Satan and Just Joe

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Divinity Destroyed "Divinity Destroyed"

Soilwork "Spectrum of Eternity"

Rotting Christ "In Yumen-Xibalba"

Mad Old Lady "Glances in the Dark"

Hammerforce "Mass Media"

Luna Sopor "Valence"

Hazy Hamlet "Symphony of Steel"

Volbeat "Room 24"

Ghoultown "Under the Phantom Moon"

Jello Biafra & The Guantanamo School of Medicine "Werewolves of Wall Street"

I am Duckeye "Punching Dicks"

Suicidal Tendencies "Smash It!"

Descent into Madness "Blindfold"

Thousand Year War "Weep as we Die"

Vindicdiv "Down In a Black Hole"

Owl "Signs of Life"

Bring Me the Horizon "And the Snakes Start to Sing"

LostAlone "We Are The Archaeology of the Futures Past"

None Dare Call it Conspiracy "Tales of the Lost"

Raven Lord "Perish"

Birth A.D. "Fill in the Blank / Kill Everything"

Louna "Lets Get Louder"

Morbid Angel "Fall from Grace"

Balcony of Blood "You Feel My Fucking Hate"

ASG "Avalache"

Toxic Holocaust "Arise from the Cemetery"

Left for Dead "Brain Rupture"

Suffocation "Cycles of Suffering"

The Great Luke Ski "Cthulu Fthagan - Live"

Extrema "Pyre of Fire"

Vaduz "I Saw the Light Again"

War-Saw "Burn!"

Queensryche "Redemption"

** Russian Roulette Set **

Robot Goes Here "The Performance/Composition Dichotomy (Skill Is Not Art)"

Iron Steel "Attack!"

Sum 41 "The Hell Song"

Quireboys "Hey You"

Amy Hendrickson and the Prime Directive "The Hydra"

Madder Mortem "He Who Longer for the Stars"

Chamber "Maybe First We Die"

Will "Kingdom Come"

UDO "Metal Machine"

Saffire "Stormy Waters"

Dead Horse Trauma "The Murder of Crows"

Starkill "Fires of Life"

October Tide "Caught in Silence"

Deaflock "Clash"

Decrepitaph "The Carnal Slumber"

Adema "Resolution"

Halo "You Don't Matter"

Millbastards "Endgame"

** Old School Hour **

GhoulTown "Boots of Hell"

Cycle Sluts from Hell "Bloodlust" (R)

Ramones "Let's Go" (R)

Evol "Abandoned Society"

Dr. Know "God Told Me To"

Hellion "Run for your Life"

Warrior Soul "The Wasteland"

WASP "The Hellion"

Disbelief "For God?"

King Missile "It's Saturday"

Idols of Perversity "Dumb Ass Bitch"

Dufus "Sample #1"

Hitman "Metal Sport"

Rough Cutt "Cutt Your Heart Out"

Holy Terror "Debt of Pain"

Divinity Destroyed "Haven"

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard

This was kind of a continuation of the Easter Show, as, last week, on Easter, there had been no Easter Bunny, or Satan. Just Joe was there, as were, Kal, Eric, James, and, someone who hadn't been there in nine months, almost to the exact day, this was April 7th, he had last been there on July 8th, Gorgar, he was there for the first couple of hours. Satan showed up this time, he possessed Kal. He wanted Just Joe sacrificed, they tried several times, but Just Joe wouldn't die, confirming our theory that, as both God and Satan have brought him back from the dead, thanks to Stryper, on separate Christmases, Just Joe is now immortal, but he can be hurt, there were a whole lot of "Ow!"'s from him. Russian Roulette was played. If a bullet played, James had brought some really big spikes with him, he suggested they put them at the bottom of the stairs, and throw Just Joe down on top of them. If no bullet, then Just Joe would get some candy. Two bullets. Just Joe did not want to go down the stairs, he was refusing. James tried to throw him down, and they both went down, landing on the spikes. Just Joe still didn't die, but James did. However, James had been our Easter Bunny for the night, so all that needed to be done was to put the Easter Bunny ears on him, pour water on him, and he was resurrected, with holes in him. There were more "Ow!'s" from Just Joe, who also had holes in him. Just Joe wanted to know if he could have his candy anyways? Azkath said sure, and handed him jellybeans, Just Joe went running away, screaming in terror, for some really weird reason he is afraid of jellybeans, and, he had forgotten, because he is not too bright, to specify that he likes candy, except for jellybeans, when he made his request. Well, hey, jellybeans are an Easter staple. Something was done that hadn't been done for several years at least, an enactment, and recitation of "Who Will Be Eaten First?" about The Apocalypse that will occur when Cthulhu rises from the sea, and how it would be to one's great advantage to be eaten first, and not be around to witness the horror that will reign. Just Joe, Kal, and, James did the readings and recitations. Also we learned that Just Joe had apparently been arrested again in the past week, again for unusually aggressive behavior, that, as usual, he can't remember, apparently he was throwing children at the Easter Bunny, so maybe Eric's exorcism wasn't quite a complete success after all. There were segments of Movie Time. The last hour was The Old School Hour...

December 23, 2012 - We Love Satan Xmas Show

2:20 AM
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King Diamond "No Presents for Christmas"
HPLHS "Freddy the Red Brained Mi-Go"
Kekal "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
Agoraphobic Nosebleed "Make a Joyful Noise"
Psychostick "Jungle Bell Metal"
The Pushrods "XXX-mas Sucks"
Robert Lund and Spaff "Fun to Fly (With the Fat Guy)"
Blind System "The Ultimate Christmas Song Medley"
HPLHS "Es Y'Golonac / Mountains of Madness / Here Comes Yog-Sothoth"

Babylon Whores "Errata Stigmata"
Behemoth "Welcome to Hell"
Coven "Rock this Church"
Grim Reaper "Rock You To Hell"
Lawnmower Deth "Satan's Trampoline"
Impaled Nazarene "In the Name of Satan / Sadhu Satana"
Morbid Angel "Bleed for the Devil"

Overkill "Deny the Cross"

Nuclear Assault "Stranded in Hell"
Oz "Turn the Cross Upside Down"
The Great Kat "Satan Goes to Church"
The Electric Hellfire Club "I Dream of Demons"

VoiVod "Astronomy Domine" (R)
Faithbomb "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
TV's Kyle "Put a Santa Hat on It"
HPLHS "Tentacles / I Saw Mommy Kissing Yog-Sothoth"
South Park "Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel"
This Will Hurt You "Santa's Cuming to Town"
Pretty Maids "A Merry Jingle"

Sabbat "A Cautionary Tale"
GWAR "Slaughterama" (R)
Nine Inch Nails "Heresy"
The Accused "Devil Woman"
Carnivore "Angry Neurotic Catholics / God is Dead"

Laibach "Sympathy for the Devil"
Venom "Black Xmas"
Cradle of Filth "To Eve, The Art of Witchcraft"
Marduk "Chorus of Cracking Necks"
BCT "I Love Satan"

Cryptic Wintermoon "SuperSatan"
Beyond Mortal Dreams "The Earth Belongs to Hell"
Black Anvil "The Evil of All Roots"
HPLHS "Oh Come All Te Olde Ones"
Ensoph "Evil has Found a Servant"
Vandals "Christmas Time for My Penis"
Entombed "Satan"
Necropsya "Made with Evil"

Coven "Satanic as Hell"
Carpathian Forest "Submit to Satan!!!"
Deicide "Oblivious to Evil"
I Shit on Your Face "Satanic Staphylococcus"
Samsas Traum "Satanas"
The Rocking Dildos "Hellish Metal"
Venom "In League with Satan"

Stryper "Winter Wonderland - Live"

Fight "Christmas Ride"
16 Second Stare "The Grinch"
MXPX "Christmas Night of Zombies"
Robert Lund & Spaff "Undead Elves"
SSS "Merry Christmasss"

** Mercyful Fate Block **

The Oath
Nuns Have No Fun - Live
Burning the Cross
Leave My Soul Alone (Brats)

a Corpse Without Soul
Doomed by the Living Dead - Live
King Diamond Talks
Shadow Night - Live
Melissa

Black Rose "Kill for Fun"
Mercyful Fate "Walking Back to Hell - Live"
Come to the Sabbath

HPLHS "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Fishmen"
George Gidley "A Few of My Biggest pet Peeves"
Exodus "Deliver Us to Evil"
HPLHS "The Worst Hotel"
This Will Hurt You "2nd Noel"
Psychostick "Holiday Hate"
HPLHS "Eerie Dreary Solstice"
Dokken "Santa Clause Is Coming to Town"
Kenos "No Presents for Christmas"
Hanoi Rocks "Dead By Xmas"

Worm Quartet "A Worm Quartet Christmas"
HPLHS "Cthulhu Lives!"

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard

Well, as I bid you all farewell in my last recap, as this past Friday, December 21st, was to be the day the world ended, but here I am recapping another LE, well, who knows, either the world didn't end, or it did, and we are all living in a post Apocalypse world, it certainly sucks enough, and there is enough wrong for that to be possible. So, as Christmas was a couple days away, this was a very special We Love Satan Christmas Post Apocalypse Extravaganza, the first one of those ever. Just Joe was there, as were, Eric, from the band Ire Clad, Rick and Randy from The Metallic Onslaught, and, Tim. Randy was wearing a Cthulhu puppet on his hand, which he would later rub in Just Joe's face. Azkath asked Just Joe where he had been last week. Just Joe said in a bunker, preparing for The Apocalypse. Azkath said Just Joe had been building robots, Just Joe denied it. Azkath told him that the post Apocalypse evil bunnies were still coming for him. Tim arrived, saying that there were lots of scary bunnies outside. Just Joe said he had a statement prepared, to read when the bunnies arrived... He then read a statement declaring that what Azkath had been accusing him of for months now, and that he had been so strongly denying, was in fact true, he had built a robot, he called it Mike, and said that Mike would deal with the bunnies. And Mike actually did, pretty effectively, apparently, because there was now bunny blood and guts, and, well, bunny pieces, all over the snow outside. Chaos ensued. Arydaea began wailing something about her bunnies. Azkath told Just Joe that they had just been messing with him, that those weren't post apocalypse evil bunnies, they were just cute harmless cuddly bunnies, and that Arydaea had put them there, they were hers, and now she was out for blood, Just Joe's blood. They restrained her, and sedated her, perhaps a little too heavy on the sedation, but then perhaps that drool was foaming at the mouth from rage, she kept lunging for Just Joe, and glaring right through him when she couldn't get to him. But she got to him. She threw him down the stairs for starters, then eviscerated him with a chain saw, and stuffed his carcass with bunny corpses. Satan showed up. This year he did not possess Rick, which was a good thing, that had been a scary thing to behold. This time he possessed Randy, who now had horns. Azkath asked Satan if he could bring Just Joe back to life, as he was upset that he was dead, because we need Just Joe. Satan said he thought that some barbecued Just Joe stuffed with bunnies sounded a lot better, so why should he bring him back? Azkath promised he would play the most evil Satanic set ever, if Satan would promise to bring Just Joe back to life. Satan didn't think there could be anything evil enough for him, so he agreed. Azkath played a set of very Satanic metal. Satan said that he had liked that, but that it wasn't evil enough, so let the barbecue commence! Azkath told Satan that he could get even more evil, but that he didn't think Satan would really want him to get even more evil. Satan said bring it on. So Azkath did, he played Stryper singing Christmas music, "Walking In A Winter Wonder Land". Satan couldn't take much of that, saying that that was just too evil, even for him. Azkath said he would not turn it off until Satan brought Just Joe back to life. So, Satan did. They told Just Joe what had happened. A few Christmases ago, he had been killed, and they had played Stryper, hoping for a Christmas miracle, which they had gotten, God had brought him back to life to tell them to stop playing Stryper, a new commandment which I think trumps all the others, so apparently God and Satan both hate Stryper. Hey, now if there is common ground there, maybe they could use that as a starting ground. Stryper bring God and Satan together. Just Joe said that, since God and Satan had brought him back to life, that he was now immortal. Arydaea said that she was going to test that out, because she was going to kill him again. She threw him down the stairs again, and then did horrible things to him with a shovel. But Just Joe was still alive, missing a few parts, which he said he would duct tape on 'til they grew back, because, now that he was immortal, they would grow back, but still alive. So, maybe he is immortal. Azkath did something he had done last year, he let the computer pick at random from Christmas songs, and Satanic songs, to see which would win, last year, Christmas had won, this year, Satan won. Azkath said he was going to do something because of that that he had promised to do anyways, he was going to play a whole lot of Mercyful Fate. Satan was really liking that. Eric had a Bible, which he had been reading from periodically throughout the night. He read from it now, and performed an exorcism, driving Satan out of Randy. Once Randy was himself again, he said that he was going to do something that he had done on The Metallic Onslaught the night before, he was going to be Pants Less Santa. Azkath had heard all about this from Jeffie, and from anyone who had been present for that at The Metallic Onslaught, and wanted absolutely no part of it. He had Rick rush Randy out of there and take him home. By the time they got outside, Randy indeed had no pants on! That's just SOOO WRONG!!! The rest of the night was a mix of Christmas music, metal and comedy, and music for Satan. There were a couple segments of Movie Time, the last one of which Tim ruined by proving once again what a girlie girl he is, reviewing "The Twilight Saga Part 4 Breaking Dawn Part 2", and another chick romantic comedy, Tim has no business on a metal show! And thus went our first ever We Love Satan Christmas Post Apocalypse Show. Oh, all those poor innocent cute little bunnies! Well, Azkath had warned Just Joe that something bad would happen if he built robots, or, technically, one robot, which had actually worked quite well, considering who built it, but then again, they were just harmless, defenseless bunnies, it probably wouldn't have worked so well if they were really post Apocalypse evil bunnies. And something bad had happened for Just Joe, he had been killed. Although, if he is now immortal, I guess he is happy with that. Arydaea destroyed Mike The Robot. So, everyone, whomever, or whatever, you celebrate, or if you don't celebrate anyone or anything at all, have lots of fun doing, or not doing that! Have a happy time all!

December 16, 2012 - The Last Show before the End of the World

1:01 AM
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HPLHS "The Carol of the Olde Ones / Death May Die / Oh Come All Ye Olde Ones / Harley Got Devoured by the Undead"
Jesse Smith "Christmas with the Zombies"

Millbastards "Power Struggle"
Anger as Art "Gods of Hate"
Ulcer "Grant Us Death"
Shai Hulud "Reach Beyond the Stars"
Enshadowed "Starry Throne of It"

Killaton "Chance"
Skyclad "The Great Brain Robbery"
St. Madness "Speaking in Tongues"
Korpiklanni "Happy Little Boozer" (R)
The Misfits "Skulls"

BigBoote "A is for Anarchy"
Anthrax "Armed and Dangerous"
Anacrusis "Stop Me"
Dufus "Fun Wearing Underwear - Live"
Worm Quartet "Monkey"

Entombed "Supposed to Rot"
Skinny Puppy "Inquisition"
Rage "Scared to Death"
Atom and His Package "Possession (Not the One by Danzig)"
Tom Smith and the great Luke Ski "Cthuhlu Ftagn"

Worm Quartet "A Worm Quartet Christmas"
Savatage "Holocaust"
SOD "Milk- Live"
Overkill "Wrecking Crew"
Proscriptor "I Ran"

The Pushrods "XXX-Mas Sucks"

Divinity Destroyed "Prism"
Firewater "The Man on the Burning Tightrope"
Vandroya "When Heaven Decides to Call"
Diamond Tyr "Crossing Over"

King Diamond "No Presents for Xmas"
Black Flag "Drinking and Driving - Live"
Morbid Saint "Lock Up Your Children"
Samael "Son of Earth"
Nuclear Bubble Wrap "Sharktopus"

Millbastards "Arsenic"
Cradle of Filth "Thirteen Autumns and a Widow (Red October Mix)"

HPLHS "The Cultist Song"
Cemetary "And Julie is No More"
Queensryche "Deliverance - Live"
Thirteen South "Hungry Hungry Hippos"
Voice of Addiction "Warriors"

South Park "Merry Fucking Christmas (Mr. Garrison)"
This Will Hurt You "Lookz A lot Like Christmas"
Suicidal Tendencies "If I Don't Wake Up"
Fall of Serenity "Knife to Meet You"

Cosmic Sea "Conclusion of Man"
Damien "Possession"

Insane Clown Posse "Red Christmas"
Decapitated "Carnival is Over"
Black Breath "Forced Into Possession"
Incubus "Serpent Temptation - Live"
Asphyx "Os Abysmi Vel Daath"

Kenos "No Presents for Christmas"
Blue Murder "Valley of the Kings" (R)
Pandora's Toybox "The Reapers X-Mas"
Crystal Viper "The Banshee"
Polyethylene "Somebody Saved My Life Last Night"

HPLHS "The Most Horrible Time of the Year"
the great Luke Ski "The Star Wars Hanukkah Song"
Ire Clad "Empowher"
Behemoth "Starspawn" (R)
Flotsam and Jetsam "Suffer the Masses - Live"
SSS "Merry Christmas"

Monty Python "Always Look on the Bright Side..."

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard

This was a very special LE, as it would be the last one ever, as The Apocalypse would occur the following Friday. So this was our Apocalypse Show. It would be mostly a Russian Roulette Show, where the computer would pick the songs at random, and, when a bullet played, they would stop, and Azkath would push the button on Satan's box, and it would give instructions on what would happen. There were a ton of people present, Rick and Randy, from The Metallic Onslaught, Kal, Keith and Jason, from the band Sanjuro Fields, Pete and Eric, from the band Ire Clad, members of the band 13 South, and, a very special guest, someone who has been there from the very beginning of LE, Sloth, who, tonight, was The Sloth Of The Apocalypse. Sloth claimed that the Apocalypse was not going to happen. The first bullet was that Sloth had to eat twenty Twinkies, which sent Sloth into a fit of hysterical mourning, because Twinkies are the food that sloths thrive on, and, they are no longer in existence. Next bullet, everyone got records broken on them. The records didn't break as well as usual, I'm sure Satan's doing, and Azkath was the only one who bled, when a record didn't break, but snapped back and gave him a nice gash on the face. Next bullet, Pooh Stick Goes Where? Sloth took the Pooh Stick, a stick with a Winnie The Pooh's head on it. He first shoved it up his ass, then went around putting it various places on everyone's bodies. He put it in someone's doughnut hole, no, that is not a cute term for what you are probably thinking, an actual doughnut hole, the kind you eat. Azkath challenged anyone to eat the doughnut off The Pooh Stick. There were no takers for that for some reason, you would think doughnut holes would be tasty. But then Sloth ate it himself. Um, EWWW!!! That brown stuff on the doughnut isn't chocolate! Another bullet, Randy had to go into the bathroom. The bathroom was supposed to be full of balloons for this, but Randy had forgotten to get the balloons, BAD RANDY! Eric was waiting for him in there, with The Pooh Stick. There were disturbing sounds issuing forth from the bathroom. Azkath sent Sloth to go check on, and perhaps save Randy. Sloth didn't want to, but finally went. He was heard telling someone to "Get off of him, you nasty man!". Then it appeared that Sloth got the crap beaten out of him. Sloth was thrown out of the bathroom. They asked Sloth, Randy, and, Eric, what had happened. Sloth said he had tried to break up some disturbing man on man love, but that apparently it had been consensual, because he wound up getting beaten down, and thrown out of the bathroom. They asked Randy what had happened. Randy said that Eric had started talking about the track lighting in his room, and then had started holding The Pooh Stick in quite disturbing ways... They asked Randy how he felt... He said violated. Another bullet was that everyone was to sing "Happy Trails To You", in honor of The Apocalypse. They did. It was horrible. Sloth was leaving, well, ya know, it takes him two months to get home, sloths are extremely slow. Azkath told him he had found a Twinkie for him. Sloth didn't believe him, but took it... He said it was vile, tasted like vomit. Azkath told him it was only a Ritz cracker, he had told him it was disguised to look like a Twinkie. Before Sloth left, Azkath played some special music for him... It was porn sounding music, Sloth preceded to do a porn act, molesting everyone there. Sloth left still claiming that The Apocalypse was not going to happen, that, as The Sloth Of The Apocalypse, he knew these things. Azkath told him he couldn't know these things, because, without his life force, Twinkies, he was in to weakened a state. After Rick and Randy had left, they were driving back together, Azkath told Randy, if he was listening, and he was asleep, which would seem to be a contradiction, I mean, if he were asleep, how could he be listening, and vice versa, to every once in a while, reach over and grab Rick's boob. Again, if he were asleep, how could he do that, but this was because Azkath had forgotten to hypnotize Randy before he left into doing something that would make the ride home miserable for his companion. There were two segments of Movie Time. Just Joe had purposefully stayed away from this LE because he wanted to avoid the Apocalypse Bunnies that await us. Azkath still suspects he is building robots to combat the bunnies. Christmas metal and comedy, was played throughout the night, as well as music befitting The Apocalypse. Azkath ended the night by thanking everyone who had participated in LE over it's many years, and then the final song was the only appropriate way to end the last LE ever, Monty Python's "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life". So, I guess this is my Final recap for LE. It's been a real blast with LE, first for two years as a listener, and then for the last ten years as a participant, and a contributor. It's been great knowing you all, and hope to meet up with you all again in the next plane of existence. HAPPY APOCALYPSE, EVERYONE!!! ENJOY!!!

November 4, 2012 - Dealer's Choice Show

10:07 PM
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Mercyful Fate "A Dangerous Meeting"
Heretic "White Chapel"
5th Element "Judas"
One-Eyed Doll "Committed"

Devo Spice "Pac-Man"
Helloween "Wanna Be God"
Anthem "Face the Core"
Abserdo "Cheese Video Games"
Atrum Inritus "The Chains that Bind"

Cradle of Filth "Huge Onyx Wings Behind Depair" (R)
Nine Treasures "For Whom the Bell Tolls" (R)
Kreator "Wolfchild"
Meira "It's That Time of the Month, Watch Out for Bears"
Over the Falls "Han Solo"

Shever "Ritual of Chaos"
The Blood Meridian "Reoccuring Nightmare"
Seth Faergolzia and the 23 Psaegz "Landscaper"
Fear "Let's Have a War"
Graveyard "An Industry of Murder"

Dimmu Borgir "Fear and Wonder"
Skip the Forplay "This City (We're Taking Over)"
God Seed "Alt Liv"
Diablo Swing Orchestra "Honey Trap Aftermath"
Circle Jerks "Live Fast, Die Young / What's Your Problem"

Rick Derringer "Demolition"
The Misfits "Hollywood Babylon"
Anthrax "Armed and Dangerous"
Impending Doom "Baptized in Filth"
Inviolate "The Invocation"
The Sisters of Mercy "Driven Like the Snow"

Steve Goodie "Nobody to Vote"
Amon Amarth "Twilight of the Thunder God"
Ozzy Osbourne "Fire in the Sky"
Motorhead "The Ace of Spades - Live"
Sonata Arctica "Don't Say a Word"

DRI "Beneath the Wheel" (R)
Between the Buried and Me "Autodidact"
Coroner "Masked Jackal" (R)
Hear n Aid "Stars" (R)
Firewater "Dropping Like Flies"

Prong "Revenge... Best Served Cold"
Pentagram "When the Screams Come" (R)
Manowar "Revelation (Death's Angel)"
Sopor Aeturnus and the Ensemble of Shadows "Sopor Fratem Mortis Est"
Chasing Valor "Victorious" (R)

Until We Have Faces "Voice"
Divinity Destroyed "Like a Prayer"
Testament "Agony"
Metal Church "Ton of Bricks"
Napalm Death "The Wolf I Feed"

Earthship "Athena"
Skyclad "Halo of Flies"
Machine Head "Locust"
Worm Quartet "Mommy's Broken"
Pandora's Toybox "The Big Fat Wallet with the Bulging Dick"
VNV Nation "Tempest"

Semargl "Drag Me to Hell"
Psyche Corporation "Oh!"
Tranquilatwist "Bruise My Soul"
Y&T "Lipstick and Leather"
Carcass "Corporal Jigsore Quandary"
Pus "Bouncing Scrotums"

Careless "Blackened Walls of Freedom"
Muckraker "Big Box"
High on Fire "Fertile Green"
Lake of Tears "Devil's Diner"
Netherbird "Alice in Hell"

Earthbound "Evil Under the Sun"
Dyonisis "Eve's Song"
Doro "Sealed in Blood (Human Rights)"
Kittie "Into the Darkness" (R)
Mongrel "Revisionist"
One-Eyed Doll "Envy"

GWAR "School's Out" (R)
Blue Murder "Valley of the Kings" (R)
Hurricane "I'm On To You" (R)
Sweet Savage "Eye of the Storm"
Eric Steel "Rescue Me"

Ava Inferni "((ghostlights))"
Trihexyn "Death's Desire"
Judas Priest "Breaking the Law" (R)
Vulcan "Strapped into Reality"
Devo Spice "South Park Junkie (2012)"

Krokus "Screaming in he Night"
Drachen "A Tale that Wasn't Right"

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard

This was the night when we go back on Standard Time, and set the clocks back, so that at 2:00 A.M., it becomes 1:00 A.M. again. Which means, of course, that this is the night when we make up for having a shortened, five hour instead of six hour, program, which we had last spring, when we set the clocks ahead, and now we have a seven hour program. In the past, this program was usually a Tribute To The Past Show, all old music. But now, since there is usually an Old School Hour at the end of every program, it was decided to do something a bit different this time. It was called a Dealer's Choice, where everyone there would pick one song in each set of music, so the set would have one song from each person there, Azkath, Arydaea, Rick from The Metallic Onslaught, Randy from The Metallic Onslaught, and, Ken from The Metallic Onslaught. That is how it was 'til the last hour, when Rick, Randy, And, Ken went home. New music was also played, and listener's requests. Topics were discussed, like Disney's now owning the "Star Wars" movie franchise, and what that might mean for the series. Ken was still being his obnoxious self, saying Azkath's name in an annoying way, or whispering it, and saying it was his invisible friend doing it, not him, throwing stuff at him, and, he stabbed his nipple, piercing it, with a pair of scissors. When it was time for Rick, Randy, and, Ken to go home, they had driven up together, Azkath hypnotized Randy, telling him that, every half hour on the way home, Ken would be dying, and that it would be up to Randy to save his life, by giving him mouth to mouth, or the Heimlich maneuver. Ken tried to tell Randy while he was still under to just let him die, but Azkath told Randy not to listen to Ken. There were two segments of Movie Time, with almost everyone there participating. Azkath talked briefly about a book he was reading by Andrew Collins, about Ghost lights and plasma, and what they might be, or mean. The last hour was not an all old school hour as it usually is, but a mix of old and new music...

September 30, 2012 - Walter Cruttenden Interview

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The feature of this show was an extended interview with Author Walter Cruttenden. The interview went a little longer than planned, but for those of you interested in an alternative view of Ancient History and Cosmology, it was a very good interview. Walter is the head of The Binary Research Institute and we discussed his book, The Lost Star of Myth and Time and the theories within. We talked about evidence of the cyclic nature of time, the possibilities of our solar system actually be a binary star system and how that explains precession. We talked about ancient artifacts that should not be, what one may call Out of Place artifacts, and evidence for advanced cultures in great antiquity. Alse check out LostStarBook.com.

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Playlist

Therion "Kali Yuga Part 1"
Engel "One Good Thing"
Inviolate "Illusion of Mercy"
Banshee "Fight"
The Lobster Quadrille "Descendit Ad Inferos - Live"

Nine Treasures "Yoohor"
Eluveitie "Your Gaulish War"
Saltillo "Gatekeepers"
Prototype "Catalyst"
Glenn Hughes and Chad Smith "Maybe I'm a Leo"

Finsterforst "Stirbt zuletzt"
Witchcraft "Flag of Fate"
Holy Dragons "M.A.D. Mutual Assured Destruction - AN602 Wind Of Hate"
NettleCarrier "Demoriel"

Firewater "Dead Man's Boots"
Insane Ian "Watch Your Language"
Sylosis "Fear the World"
Vultures "Post Apocalyptic Party"
Oceans of Insects "Vestige"

Threshold "Staring at the Sun"
Diabalus in Musica "Shadow of the Throne"

** Walter Cruttenden Interview **

Therion "Kali Yuga Part 2"

The Moor "Antikythera"

Aghora "Kali Yuga"

Therion "Kali Yuga III"

** End of Interview **

Karitkeya "Mahayuga Pt 3 - Dvapara Yuga"
This or the Apocalypse "You Own No One But You"
Pandora's Toybox "Clowntrodden"
Psyche Corporation "Pound of Flesh"

All Dinosaurs "Rules of Civility and Decent Behaviour / Sad Song"
Stygian "Unholy"
Tellusian "Karnival"
Weapon "Grotesque Carven Portal / Embers and Revelations"

Munruthel "The Mown Dawns Lie on the Ground"
Bullet "All Fired Up"
Razzmatazz "Metalgod"
Pig Destroyer "The Diplomat"
Sinister "Unheavenly Domain"

Ire Clad "Saints of Lies"
MX Machine "Fuck the Neighbors (Live)"
Pathology "Asphyiation through Consumption"
Eat My Fuk "Gag You With My Cock"
Chrysalide "Let the Bombs Fall"
The Fat Dukes of Fuck "Step Aside and Let that Fucker Dance"
Lethal Aggression "Circle Pit of Life"
The Samans "Mob Rule"

** Old School Hour **

Metallica "The Thing That Should Not Be"

Savatage "Sirens (Demo Session For Par Records 1983)"
Onslaught "Shellshock"
Boiler "Bingo" (R)
Hammerfall "The Dragon Lies Bleeding" (R)

Agent Steel "(The Swarm is Upon Us) Mad Locust Rising"
Fear Factory "Scapegoat" (R)
Suicidal Tendencies "Possessed to Skate" (R)
Flotsam and Jetsam "Wading through the Darkness"

Fifth Angel "Call Out the Warning"
Kings X "Over My Head"

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard;
Present were, Just Joe, Rick and Ken from The Metallic Onslaught, and, later in the program, Eric, from the band Ire Clad, he was there later because Ire Clad had been performing at a concert. The worst co-host in the world, Dave, actually showed up too. At 2am, Walter Cruttenden called in for an extended interview, it lasted over an hour. He is an author, and he has a radio show podcast. He talked about the binary star theory, that earth has a second sun, and that that sun may be the star Sirius, and the cyclic nature of time and consciousness, that time and consciousness go in cycles, dark ages, and golden ages, and that the cycles last about twenty four thousand years, and that it may have something to do with earth's journey around it's second sun. Also discussed, were ancient cultures, and how the many artifacts we are now finding would point to the fact that they were much smarter than we ever knew, smarter than we are now. Speculation on where they may have obtained such knowledge was also discussed, perhaps with contact from other dimensions, or other consciousness's. It was said that the binary star theory would better explain the procession of the equinox, than the current theory that it is caused by the earth wobbling on it's axis. It was a very deep, thought provoking conversation. If you are interested in these kinds of things, you should check him out. Interspersed throughout the interview were songs that talked about the topics being discussed. Later, Ken was being obnoxious, so he and Azkath brawled with hammers. Ken keeps saying Azkath's name in a really annoying way, interrupting him when he is talking by doing that, which is what caused Azkath to break Ken's knee the last time he was on LE. Apparently Ken enjoyed having his knee broken, because he was doing the exact same thing tonight. Later Azkath asked where Ken was, saying he didn't like not being able to see where he was. And that turned out to be smart, because, just as he was saying that, Ken knocked him out. Just Joe took over the board. Rick and Ken told Just Joe to play some Metallica, because Azkath loved Metallica. The opposite is true, Azkath loathes Metallica, and had vowed that they would never be played during LE, but Just Joe is apparently too dumb to know or remember that, so he played it. Azkath woke up, and wondered what was going on. They told him all of it, that Ken had knocked him out, Just Joe had taken over, and played Metallica, to which Just Joe added that they told him to play Metallica because it was Azkath's favorite. Azkath said he would get back at Ken. Ken and Rick were leaving, but Azkath threatened to do something to Ken if he was at The Metallic Onslaught next week. Just Joe has been absent a lot lately, and Azkath thinks that it is because he is building robots, which would be a very bad thing. He kept accusing Just Joe of making robots, which Just Joe kept denying, but Azkath never believed him. It also was hypothesized that Just Joe and Dave have either switched places, or, could be the same person, as Just Joe said. If that were true, how they were both there now was not explained, but it was Just Joe who was claiming that, and, well, he is not too bright. There were some segments of Movie Time. Azkath, Just Joe, and, Eric contributed, everyone else had not seen anything. The last hour was The Old School Hour...

September 2, 2012 - Shoebox and Devo Spice

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This show marks the return of Shoebox of Worm Quartet and Devo Spice. It has been probably 7 years since the last time Shoebox graced us with his presence. The first couple of hours we talk to them a lot and play a lot of material from their various projects. It's a pretty crazy time...

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Playlist;

Alice Cooper "Caught in a Dream"
Judas Priest "The Hellion / Electric Eye"
Crimson Glory "Touch the Sun"
Loudness "Crazy! Crazy! Crazy!"

Devo Spice "Earworm"
Worm Quartet "The Ballad of Dr. Stopp / Kim Kardashian"

Cirque Du So What? "Let's Do Improv"

Devo Spice "Weird Al Didn't Write This Song"
Worm Quartet "On the Shoulders of Freaks"
Trollfest "Finsken, Norsken og Presten"
I Spit Ashes "My Ulysses"
Castle "Corpse Candles"

Worm Quartet "The Laundromat Of Sin"
Devo Spice "The Dumbest Song On Rock Band"
The Agonist "Revenge Of The Dadaists"
The Commander-In-Chief "Great Expectations"
Queensryche "Queen Of The Reich"

Worm Quartet "A Song for Worm Quartet to sing with TV's Kyle"
Devo Spice "Platform Wars"
Cirque Du So What? "Abortions and Guns"
Lethal Aggression "Stupidity"
The Snips "Better Part of Never"
Razorwyre "Fight or be Fucked"

Abhor "Trifecta"
Doomed to Obscurity "I Don't Care"
The Glory Stompers "Money in the Bag"
Fisthammer "Kull the Conqueror"
Dublin Death Patrol "My Riot"

Devo Spice "In the 80's"
Heavy Cross "Red Light Woman"
For Sleeping or Jumping "Beardrops"
Anatomia "Turbo Lover"
Cryptopsy "Red-Skinned Scapegoat"
Tankard "Witch Hunt 2.0"

Autumn's End "Arise from Slumber"
Nova Art "Black Harmony"
Thy Will Be Done "In the Ways of the Old"
Ex Deo "Burned to Serve as Nocturnal Light"
Tracer "Louder than This"

ASKA "Freedom"
Nuse "C8CH18"
Dust Bolt "Into Madness"
Striker "Let It Burn"
Chaosweaver "Infected"

Saturnian "Shadow of Prophecy"
Watain "Reaping Death"
A Forest of Stars "Left Behind as Static"

** Old School Hour **
Deceased "The Cemetary's Full"
Def Leppard "Getcha Rocks Off - Demo Version"
Ice Age "A Case of Cerebral Death"
Mezzrow "Then Came the Killing"

Drive "Kamikaze"
Vain "Beat the Bullet" (R)

Alice Cooper "Hallowed Be My Name / Second Coming / Ballad of Dwight Fry"
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard;

For about the first two hours of the night, there were like a million people there. Someone who has not been there in a long while, Shoebox(!), he brought Devo Spice with him. They talked about their comedy music and lots of songs from both of them were played. While they were there, also present were, the worst co-host in the world Dave, yes, he was actually there, Adam and Nikki, Just Joe, Kal, Rick from The Metallic Onslaught, Tim. There was a lot of very funny conversation, with the two comedic musicians there, and Just Joe and Dave asking them questions. www.wormquartet.com and www.devospice.com are the websites where you can find Shoebox and Devo respectively. Also present was Shoebox's wife, Kim. Around 2:00, a lot of people left, leaving Rick, Tim, Just Joe, and, Kal. They were going to fix Tim, make him more of a man, and less of a wussy girl. So they had him watch a mix tape called "The Whore Church". By the time Tim was done with it, he said he felt like hitting the open road and speeding. He had enjoyed it. So it seemed to have helped him. There were some segments of Movie Time, with everyone left after 2:00 participating. In a reversal of how things usually are, Azkath had only seen one movie, and Just Joe had seen five. Azkath talked about a book he had just finished, about the way some of the planets may have come to be, an alternate view. And there were discussions of politics, what with the Republican convention having been the past week, and some news items, a man getting run down and killed while trying to perpetrate a Bigfoot hoax, and a school who wants a three year old deaf boy to change his name because the sign language for it could look like a gun. The last hour was The Old School Hour...

August 19, 2012 - Making Adam Invisible

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Playlist

The Agonist "You're Coming With Me"
Baroness "Mtns. (The Crown and Anchor)"
Silencer "I am Thunder! / 1969 / Great Bear"
Locrian "Coprolite"

Dublin Death Patrol "Blood Sirens"
Jess and the Ancient Ones "Twilight Witchcraft"
Concrete Slacks "Away from Here"
Essenz "Sea of Light - Pleroma"

Inviolate "Condemned"
Ad Patres "Scars of Compromise"
A Forest of Stars "The Blight of God's Acre"
Tantara "Killing of Mother Earth"
Psyche Corporation "Jewels"

Crazy Lixx "Riot Avenue"
Laestrygonia "Io"
Xibalba "No Serenity"
Vore "Throne to the WOlves"
St. Madness "70's Porno"

ASKA "Legion"
Banshee "Legend Lost"
Loudness "Gonna Do It My Way"
Kaipa "Treasure-House"
Chaosweaver "A Requiem for a Lost Universe"

One-Eyed Doll "Envy"
Ashent "Spider's Nest"
Helllander "Trip in Fire"
Death of Centuries "Sad Revolution"
Autumn's End "Cold Winter of Time"

Enochian Threory "The Motives of the Machine"
Widow Sunday "Faces in Glass"
Cryptopsy "Amputated Enigma"
Vorpal Nomad "The Brotherhood"
The Samans "Moths to the Flames We Are"

Diablo Swing Orchestra "Kali Ma Calibre"
Liv Kristine "Panic"
Silent Auction "Heart Attack"
Munreuthel "In Leaves' Whisper Or In Bursts Of The Thunder..."
Iron Maiden "Running Free - Live"

Semargl "Suck My Dick"
The Commander-In-Chief "Evolution"
Static People "You Know It's There"
Careless "Contend in Vein"

Muckraker "Kingmaker"
Eat My Fuk "Tear It Down"
Lethal Aggression "Free is a 4 Letter Word"
Malevolent Patricide "Skeletal SPectre"
Ex Deo "Pollice Verso (Damnatio Ad Bestia)"

Tom Smith and the Great Luke Ski "Cthulhu Ftagn"
The Ziggurat "Nyarlathotep"
HPLHS "Shogoth Prayer"
Dublin Death Patrol "Death Toll Rising"
Obey the Brave "It Starts Today"

** Old School Hour **
The God Machine "I've Seen the Man"
Pyogenesis "Sacrificious Profanity"
Twisted Cross "Blow Up God (Eat His Heart)"
Amulance "Feel the Pain"
Minor Threat "Small Man, Big Mouth"
Blood for Blood "Eulogy for a Dream"

Current 93 "Crowleymass Unveiled"
Fields of the Nephilim "Love Under Will"
Bruce Dickinson "Man of Sorrows - Orchestral Version"

Missing Marcus "So Much for Goodbye - Live on The Last Exit 2005"
Harley Poe "It's Only the End of the World"

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard

Adam and Nikki were there,as were, Eric the bass player for the band Ire Clad, Kal, who hadn't been there in a little while, Tim, and, for one talk break, in the middle of the program, Mark Anbinder, long time WVBR personality. The week before, Adam had removed Dave, the worst co-host in the world's beard, because Dave had said that his beard was making him smart. Now Adam was without his beard, and he said it had made him smarter. Somehow, they convinced Adam, that, if he removed all of his body hair, he would be invisible. So Adam was eager to become hairless. They told him Kal could help him out with that, even though there was a lot of body hair. Kal wrapped Adam up completely in duct tape. then started ripping away all the strips one at a time. It took a long time. There were a lot of strips of duct tape, and Kal had been very thorough, covering every inch of Adam's body. Adam's screams of agony as the tape was ripped away were quite something. They told him that although all the blood was visible, that he would soon be completely invisible. After a while, all the tape was finally off. There was a lot of blood. Also, Kal seemed to be enjoying stripping all that tape off a whole lot, he has quite the sadistic streak, if the government needs any extra people to help waterboard suspects, Kal would fit in nicely. They told Adam that all that pain had paid off, he was now completely invisible. Adam said that now he was going to drive home. Nikki told him that, no he was not, not until he put some clothes on! But Adam insisted that he didn't need to, since no one could see him. Everyone else, except Nikki, because she had to go home with him, assured Adam that he would be fine, he was invisible! So a naked Adam left. I guess losing his beard really did make him stupid. Have fun in jail, Adam! Throughout the night there were discussions of out of the mainstream and paranormal topics, like UFOs, and the program "UFO Hunters", and people like H.P. Lovecraft, Anton Levay, and Alister Crowley. There were some segments of Movie Time, with everyone participating, including Mark Anbinder, on that one break I mentioned. And we saw further proof that Tim just does not get the point of movies, any more than he gets the point of porn. There was still a lot of cool new music, as there had been so much of it last week, after LE had been prerecorded for a week, that it could not all be fit into one program. The last hour was The Old School Hour...

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December 16, 2012 - The Last Show before the End of the World

November 4, 2012 - Dealer's Choice Show

September 30, 2012 - Walter Cruttenden Interview

September 2, 2012 - Shoebox and Devo Spice

August 19, 2012 - Making Adam Invisible

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