The Last Exit for the Lost Show Archive

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard

This was a very special LE, as it would be the last one ever, as The Apocalypse would occur the following Friday. So this was our Apocalypse Show. It would be mostly a Russian Roulette Show, where the computer would pick the songs at random, and, when a bullet played, they would stop, and Azkath would push the button on Satan's box, and it would give instructions on what would happen. There were a ton of people present, Rick and Randy, from The Metallic Onslaught, Kal, Keith and Jason, from the band Sanjuro Fields, Pete and Eric, from the band Ire Clad, members of the band 13 South, and, a very special guest, someone who has been there from the very beginning of LE, Sloth, who, tonight, was The Sloth Of The Apocalypse. Sloth claimed that the Apocalypse was not going to happen. The first bullet was that Sloth had to eat twenty Twinkies, which sent Sloth into a fit of hysterical mourning, because Twinkies are the food that sloths thrive on, and, they are no longer in existence. Next bullet, everyone got records broken on them. The records didn't break as well as usual, I'm sure Satan's doing, and Azkath was the only one who bled, when a record didn't break, but snapped back and gave him a nice gash on the face. Next bullet, Pooh Stick Goes Where? Sloth took the Pooh Stick, a stick with a Winnie The Pooh's head on it. He first shoved it up his ass, then went around putting it various places on everyone's bodies. He put it in someone's doughnut hole, no, that is not a cute term for what you are probably thinking, an actual doughnut hole, the kind you eat. Azkath challenged anyone to eat the doughnut off The Pooh Stick. There were no takers for that for some reason, you would think doughnut holes would be tasty. But then Sloth ate it himself. Um, EWWW!!! That brown stuff on the doughnut isn't chocolate! Another bullet, Randy had to go into the bathroom. The bathroom was supposed to be full of balloons for this, but Randy had forgotten to get the balloons, BAD RANDY! Eric was waiting for him in there, with The Pooh Stick. There were disturbing sounds issuing forth from the bathroom. Azkath sent Sloth to go check on, and perhaps save Randy. Sloth didn't want to, but finally went. He was heard telling someone to "Get off of him, you nasty man!". Then it appeared that Sloth got the crap beaten out of him. Sloth was thrown out of the bathroom. They asked Sloth, Randy, and, Eric, what had happened. Sloth said he had tried to break up some disturbing man on man love, but that apparently it had been consensual, because he wound up getting beaten down, and thrown out of the bathroom. They asked Randy what had happened. Randy said that Eric had started talking about the track lighting in his room, and then had started holding The Pooh Stick in quite disturbing ways... They asked Randy how he felt... He said violated. Another bullet was that everyone was to sing "Happy Trails To You", in honor of The Apocalypse. They did. It was horrible. Sloth was leaving, well, ya know, it takes him two months to get home, sloths are extremely slow. Azkath told him he had found a Twinkie for him. Sloth didn't believe him, but took it... He said it was vile, tasted like vomit. Azkath told him it was only a Ritz cracker, he had told him it was disguised to look like a Twinkie. Before Sloth left, Azkath played some special music for him... It was porn sounding music, Sloth preceded to do a porn act, molesting everyone there. Sloth left still claiming that The Apocalypse was not going to happen, that, as The Sloth Of The Apocalypse, he knew these things. Azkath told him he couldn't know these things, because, without his life force, Twinkies, he was in to weakened a state. After Rick and Randy had left, they were driving back together, Azkath told Randy, if he was listening, and he was asleep, which would seem to be a contradiction, I mean, if he were asleep, how could he be listening, and vice versa, to every once in a while, reach over and grab Rick's boob. Again, if he were asleep, how could he do that, but this was because Azkath had forgotten to hypnotize Randy before he left into doing something that would make the ride home miserable for his companion. There were two segments of Movie Time. Just Joe had purposefully stayed away from this LE because he wanted to avoid the Apocalypse Bunnies that await us. Azkath still suspects he is building robots to combat the bunnies. Christmas metal and comedy, was played throughout the night, as well as music befitting The Apocalypse. Azkath ended the night by thanking everyone who had participated in LE over it's many years, and then the final song was the only appropriate way to end the last LE ever, Monty Python's "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life". So, I guess this is my Final recap for LE. It's been a real blast with LE, first for two years as a listener, and then for the last ten years as a participant, and a contributor. It's been great knowing you all, and hope to meet up with you all again in the next plane of existence. HAPPY APOCALYPSE, EVERYONE!!! ENJOY!!!

For about the first two hours of the night, there were like a million people there. Someone who has not been there in a long while, Shoebox(!), he brought Devo Spice with him. They talked about their comedy music and lots of songs from both of them were played. While they were there, also present were, the worst co-host in the world Dave, yes, he was actually there, Adam and Nikki, Just Joe, Kal, Rick from The Metallic Onslaught, Tim. There was a lot of very funny conversation, with the two comedic musicians there, and Just Joe and Dave asking them questions. www.wormquartet.com and www.devospice.com are the websites where you can find Shoebox and Devo respectively. Also present was Shoebox's wife, Kim. Around 2:00, a lot of people left, leaving Rick, Tim, Just Joe, and, Kal. They were going to fix Tim, make him more of a man, and less of a wussy girl. So they had him watch a mix tape called "The Whore Church". By the time Tim was done with it, he said he felt like hitting the open road and speeding. He had enjoyed it. So it seemed to have helped him. There were some segments of Movie Time, with everyone left after 2:00 participating. In a reversal of how things usually are, Azkath had only seen one movie, and Just Joe had seen five. Azkath talked about a book he had just finished, about the way some of the planets may have come to be, an alternate view. And there were discussions of politics, what with the Republican convention having been the past week, and some news items, a man getting run down and killed while trying to perpetrate a Bigfoot hoax, and a school who wants a three year old deaf boy to change his name because the sign language for it could look like a gun. The last hour was The Old School Hour... 

The God Machine "Purity"

Fear of God "Love's Death"

Fields of the Nephilim "Psychonaut Lib III"

Napalm Death "Errors in the Signals"

Mortillery "Sacrifice"

Baroness "Back Where I Belong"

Diablo Swing Orchestra "Exit Strategy of a Wrecking Ball"

Huntress "Snow Witch"

Superdrive "Blistering"

Bone Jar "Evolution"

Moonspell "Versus"

Upon Wings "The Dream"

Careless "Song 9"

Spider Rockets "Twilight Zone" (R)

Static People "Save the Worst"

TV's Kyle "Strickly Speaking"

Nechochwen "He Ya Ho Na"

Diemonds "Trick or Treat"

Ihsahn "The Paranoid"

Just a Memory "No Turning Back - Live"

The Agonist "Dead Ocean"

Laibach "WAT"

Psyche Corporation "Lock"

Catamenia "The Day the Sun Faded Away"

Jeff Loomis "The Ultimatum"

Pyramada "Wild Child"

Chaosweaver "Ragnarok Sunset"

Rumpelstiltskin Grinder "Dripping with Venom"

A Hero a Fake "Dead and Gone"

Oz "Burning Leather"

Van Canto "Bed of Nails"

Sledge Leather "Fast Forgiveness / The Lost Forgiveness / Sisyphus"

Blood of the Black Owl "Wind Eye"

S.O.D. "Kill Yourself"

Cultfinder "Black Thrashing Terror"

Christian Martucci "Burial Song"

Engorgement "Ejaculation Over Defiled Human Remains"

Amity in Fame "Goodnight and Shut Up"

Eye of Solitude "A Note to Say Farewell"

Firebird "Play the Fool"

Gentlemans Pistols "Widow Maker"

King of Asgard "The Dispossessed"

Roxie 77 "One More Day"

** Old School Hour Plus **

Evil Dead "Blaphemy Divine"

Diablo Swing Orchestra "Velvet Embrancer"

Dead Kennedy's "Buzzbomb"

The Vestibules "Bulbous Bouffant"

Metal Church "Gods of Second Chance - Live"

Crimson Glory (with Todd La Torre) "Angels of War"

Crimson Glory "Touch the Sun"

Parish "Set the Night on Fire"

Queensryche "Surgical Strike"

Lucian Blaque "So Goes the Sun"

Heir Apparent "Crossing the Border"

Savatage "Skull Session"

King Diamond "Sleepless Nights / Bye Bye Missy"

Malteze "Too Late"

Exhorder "The Law" (R)

Ironchrist "Mechanized Emotions"

Agony "Deadly Legacy"

Savage Grace "Into the Fire"

M.O.D. "Don't Feed the Bears"

Omen "Escape to Nowhere"

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Playlist

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard
Just Joe was there, as was Eric the bass player from the band Ire Clad, and Renee/Akiri. Azkath told Just Joe he, Just Joe, that is, was going to sing "Happy Birthday" to me, since it was my birthday, but that it was going to be done in a special way this time. While Just Joe was singing, Akiri would be caning his ass. So he did, and she did. And, actually, there was not all that much difference from usual. I mean, it was obvious his shrieks were from pain, but he always shrieks when he sings, now he was just doing it quite a bit more forcefully. Then Azkath played a song for me. Thank you so much, guys, you made my birthday, I mean, it is the most special gift of all to be serenaded by Just Joe! Akiri got to play a set of music. There were some more discussions of the paranormal, topics like pseudo sceptics, ancient maps, showing ancient cities, some of which are now being discovered, and ancient wrecks recently found in The Baltic seas, which look like The Millennium Falcon from "Star Wars". There were a couple of segments of Movie time, with almost everyone participating. Azkath reviewed a book by David Hatcher Childress, about ancient lost cities, and how the continents used to look much different. The last hour was The Old School Hour...

My Dying Bride "The Crown of Sympathy"

Pyogensis "Like Tears (In the Dust)"

Paradise Lost "Shattered"

Morbid Angel "Blessed are the Sick / Leading the Rats"

Anathema "Shroud of False / Fragile Dreams"

Diablo Swing Orchestra "Aurora"

Grand Magus "Storm King / Silver Moon"

Baroness "March to the Sea"

Just a Memory "Soldiers - Live"

Hangman's Heart "The Blame - Live"

Gorjira "Pain is a Master"

Insane Ian "Some Zombie by George Romero"

Our Flaws Remain "The Worst in Me"

Revenant Dead "Decay Dance"

Ritual of Odds "Nightmare on Elm Street"

Shotgun Messiah "SexDrugsRockN'Roll"

Skid Row "Big Guns"

The Sisters of Mercy "Dominion / Ozymandias"

Braindance "Relentless"

Iron Maiden "Murders in the Rue Morgue"

Ire Clad "Little Middle Man"

Morgoth "Cursed / Body count / Resistance - Live"

Morbid Saint "Crying for Death"

Kremathorium "Witness of God"

Less than 4 "Soft Situations"

Mnemic "I've Been You"

Ihsahn "Departure"

Nile "Natural Liberation Of Fear Through The Ritual Deception Of Death"

Ana Kefr "The Blackening"

Chaosweaver "Malstrom of Black Light"

Kill Devil Hill "Voodoo Doll"

Diemonds "Take on The Night"

The Agonist "Everybody Wants You (Dead)"

I Saw the Deep "He Who Saw The Deep"

Venejer "The Haunting"

Worm Quartet "The Internet is a Big Warm Hug for the World"

Mass Murder Agenda "Drawning Flies"

Rumplestiltskin Grinder "Get Out of My Grave / Gigantic Graveyard"

Kreator "Civilization Collapse"

Opium Symphony "Blame It on the Radio"

Diablo Swing Orchestra "Kali Ma Calibre"

** Old School Hour **

Death Angel "Mistress of Pain"

Solstice "Depression"

Carcass "Cadavaric Incubator of Endoparasites"

Napalm Death "Circle of Hypocrisy"

Mercyful Fate "Black Masses - Live"

Grave "You'll Never See"

GBH "No One Cares"

Suicidal Tendencies "I Shot the Devil" (R)

Slayer "Threshold" (R)

Incubus "Serpent Temptation"

Unleashed "Dead Forever"

Omen "Battle Cry"

Vicious Rumors"In Fire"

Bathory "For All Those Who Died"

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The first almost an hour of this LE was part of a prerecorded program, because the hosts went to a 2CW Wrestling show, which they talked about when they got back, at almost 1:00, the wrestling show had been great. Present were, Rick and Randy of The Metallic Onslaught, Renee/Akiri, and, Eric, the bass player from the band Ire Clad. Rick and Akiri each got to play a set of music, well, with Akiri being forbidden to play some things she wanted to, like Warrant. Awww, c'mon, I wanted to hear the Warrant, too! There were some technical difficulties, problems with the transmitter, which caused the signal to dissolve into static several times. Rick, Randy, and, Akiri, left around 4:00. After that, Azkath and Eric discussed some paranormal topics, the Dogan tribe in Africa, ancient artifacts, chem trails, and, the planet's cycles, whether they may be responsible for global warming. There were a couple segments of Movie Time, with everybody participating. The last hour was The Old School Hour.

Ire Clad "Overture in Hell Minor / Saint of Lies"

L.A. Guns "You Better Not Love Me"

Diablo Swing Orchestra "Mass Rapture"

Faith or Fear "Deep Down"

Ihsahn "Something Out There"

Mortillery "Countless Suicide"

Ephel Duath "Black Prism"

Mortal Agony "No Place to Hide"

The Agonist "Predator and Prayer"

Ulver "Everybody's Been Burned"

Baroness "March to the Sea"

The Black Dahlia Murder "What a Horrible Night to Have A Curse" (R)

Circus Grenade "The Lost Ostrich Assassination"

1000 Shades of Cold "It's a God Damned Suicide"

Kreator "Until Our Paths Cross Again"

Chasing Valor "Victorious"

Zruda "Techno Prisoners"

Opium Symphony "Like Pennies You Had Me Wishing in the End"

Worm Quartet "The Internet is a Big Warm Hug for the World"

Spider Rockets "Twilight Zone"

Binah "Absorption into the Unearthly"

Dark Day Sunday "Halfway to Godz"

12 oz Muzzle "Gravity" (R)

Crazy Lixx "Riot Avenue"

Offending "Modern Enslavement"

Lions Lions "Carry On"

Prong "Revenge... Best Served Cold"

Millbastards "Tranny - Live" (R)

Anathema "The Beginning and the End"

Apocalyptica "Harmageddon"

Castle Bravo "One In A Million"

The Browning "Burn This World"

Just A Memory "For the Love of Pity"

Baroness "Take My Bones Away"

Trixter "Tattoos and Misery"

Sabaton "Burn Your Crosses"

Napalm Death "Orders of Magnitude"

Diemonds "Mystery"

The Ghost Inside "This is What I Know About Sacrifice"

Dr. Acula "Robot People from Hell"

Jorn "A Thousand Cuts"

Grand Magus "Valhalla Rising"

American Dog "Off the Chain"

Disillusion "The Black Sea"

Braindance "Resilience"

Pandora's Toybox "Back Home To the Gallows"

Stolen Babies "Tablescrap"

Firewater "Some Kind Of Kindness"

Daniele Liverani "Nervous Forces"

Bring Me the Horizon "Crucify Me"

Crotchduster "Crotchopus"

** Old School Hour **

Vio-Lence "Phobophobia"

Kreator "Flag of Hate"

Obituary "Turned Inside Out"

Sepultura "Stronger than Hate"

Brats "Leave My Soul Alone"

King Diamond "Dressed in White"

Blood for Blood "Eulogy for a Dream"

Ramallah "Shock and Awe"

Ram-Zet "I'm Not Dead"

Minor Threat "Screaming at a Wall"

Holy Terror "A Fools Gold / Terminal Humor"

Helloween "How Many Tears"

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Pete, from the band Ire Clad, was there, his band had just played their CD release show. Raven, and Just Joe were also there. They told Just Joe that, a few weeks ago, when he thought his house had disappeared, just the house, nothing in it, that Raven had hypnotized him to believe that, that was why it was suddenly back, after he had moved into a new house. Just Joe does not believe he can be hypnotized. So they tried to prove it to him by having Raven hypnotize him now. She hypnotized him to dance when Azkath played a certain song, and, while he was doing that, he molested Pete, rubbing against him. Then she made him think he was a stripper, and he gave Pete a naked lap dance. Before Pete left, they told him he could give Just Joe a chop. He did, and everyone else there did, too, in the same place, to increase the pain. Raven and Foul Mouth Girl got to each play a set of music. Pete also got to throw Just Joe down the stairs, where, when Just Joe screamed, he got attacked by a moth, and so now he has found something else he is afraid of. Azkath made Just Joe run naked to The P&C and back. The last time Just Joe had done that, he had been sexually brutalized by monsters. Azkath was clearly hoping that would happen again, as he had found it highly entertaining, but, no such luck for him this time, and good luck for Just Joe, no monsters. There were several segments of Movie Time, with everyone except Just Joe contributing, despite two weeks absence, he apparently didn't spend any of that time watching movies. The last hour was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour...

Persephone "My Prayer / Immersion"

The Misfits "Unexplained"

Rage "Without a Trace"

Borgne "Only the Dead Can Be Heard"

Diemonds "Loud n' Nasty"

Power Theory "A Fist in the Face of God"

Our Flaws Remain "Humanside"

Ihsahn "The Paranoid"

Opium Symphony "Down the Rabbit Hole"

Benediction "The Vision in the Shroud" (R)

Chaosweaver "The Great Cosmic Serpent"

Ire Clad "Hazard"

Catamenia "Born to Be My Baby"

L.A. Guns "Eel Pie"

The Cory Smoot Experiment "Religion is Fiction"

The Agonist "The Mass of the Earth"

Anarchangel "Trojan Horse"

Dawnbringer "My Destiny is Death"

Hour of 13 "Rite of Samhain"

Brume d'Automne "L'Esprit du Courant"

Prong "State of Rebellion"

Carach Angren "Lingering In An Imprint Haunting"

Mortillery "Voracious Undead"

Ruler "No Hope"

Ire Clad "(In My Head) Forevermore"

Baroness "Take My Bones Away"

Circus Maximus "Namaste"

Diablo Swing Orchestra "Exit Strategy of a Wrecking Ball"

Pretty Maids "Yellow Rain - Live"

The Last Hangmen "Crash Course Dying"

Sexcrement "Trucker Bombed"

TesseracT "Origin"

Tank "Don't Dream in the Dark"

Psyche Corporation "End of the World"

Kreator "Your Heaven, My Hell"

Diemonds "Left for Dead"

Cyclophonia "Screams in the Night"

Vesperian Sorrow "Eye of the Clocktower"

Grand Magus "Sword of the Ocean"

Chasing Valor "Victorious"

Snew "I Got a Rocket"

Gareth Thomas "Destructor"

Soulfallen "Cold Beneath the Sun"

Spider Rockets "Better When It's Loud"

** Old School Hour **

Phantom "Under the Gun"

The Boneless Ones "Give It To You"

Evil Twin "Down"

Quiet Riot "Metal Health - Live"

The Gathering "Third Chance"

The God Machine "Painless"

Fields of the Nephilim "Psychonaut Lib 111"

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Skyclad "The Sky Beneath My Feet"

Kreator "Death to the World"

The Agonist "Ideomotor"

Ire Clad "Overture in Hell Minor / Saint of Lies"

Chaosweaver "Malestrom of Black Light"

Sexcrement "Well Hungover"

Chasing Valor "Victorious"

Ire Clad "Little Middle Man"

Vintersorg "Myren"

Mortillery "Outbreak"

Ereb Altor "Boatman's Call"

Ire Clad "Hazard"

Nile "The Fiends Who Come to Steal the Magick of the Deceased"

Ruler "We Rule the Night"

Slayer "Dead Skin Mask" (R)

Our Flaws Remain "Cruel Summer"

Ire Clad "In Your Face"

Vesperian Sorrow "Casting Dawn into Shadows"

Elisium "Safety Dance"

Diablo Swing Orchestra "Black Box Messiah"

Baroness "Take My Bones Away"

Ire Clad "Empower"

Spider Rockets "Scream"

Burden My Surrender "Rip and Tear"

For Today "Fearless"

Grand Magus "Valhalla Rising"

Ire Clad "Force It Down"

Snew "Release the Beast"

Napalm Death "Suffer the Children"

Malice "Sinister Double"

Ire Clad "Sidestep"

Tony Goldmark "Auditions"

Axxis "Stayin Alive"

Gypsyhawk "Hedgeking"

Ire Clad "Dead Alive"

Tony Goldmark "More Auditions"

Soulfallen "Ghosts"

Cirque Du So What? "Tech Support"

Ire Clad "Forevermore"

Tony Goldmark "The Further Adventures Of Johnny Explosion"

Divinity Destroyed "Void"

Dyonisis "Inside Out"

Psyche Corporation "Still Alive"

Europe "The Final Countdown"

Schoolyard Heroes "Sincerely Yours, Jonathan Harker

NOFX "You're Worng"

The Agonist "Trophy Kill"

The Commander-In-Chief "Great Expectations"

Awaken "Beneath the Surface"

Ulver "I Can See the Light"

Eben Brooks "Hey There, Cthulhu"

Lykaion "Passion Kills"

Znowhite "Too Late / War Machine"

Cyclone Temple "Words are Just Words / Hate Makes Hate"

Rough Cutt "Cutt Your Heart Out"

Metal Sword "Take Off"

Glacier "Devil in Disguise"

Bullet La Volta "Ceiling Life"

Dirty Looks "It's a Bitch"

Skyclad "Something to Cling To"

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