February 26, 2012 - Joe and Kal Get Tazed... from Aethyric Productions on Vimeo.
Playlist;
Michael Monroe "Trick of the Wrist / '78"
The Commander-In-Chief "Evolution"
Break of Reality "Lateralus"
Spater "Sucker Punch"
Vendetta "Fragmented Reality"
Semargl "I Hate You"
Neothist "Scars of Melancholy"
Napalm Death "Fall on their Swords"
Spater "Brain Dead"
Rage "Feel My Pain"
Arryan Path "Ira Imperium (The Damned)"
Destroy the Evidence "Citadel"
Dawn of the Apocalypse "Conquered"
Walking with Titans "This Fight"
Another Vendetta "Our Own Apocalypse"
The Commander-In-Chief "Let It Go"
Metal Church "Date with Poverty" (R)
Lethargy "Little Man"
Spater "Rat Salad"
Thoughts in Reverse "de Molay"
Asphyx "We Doom You to Death"
Cannibal Corpse "The Strangulation Chair"
Pantera "No Good (Attack the Radical)"
Idols of Perversity "Idols of Perversity"
Ordo Equilibrio Rosarius "Forgive Me, I Am Not Satan; I Am Mary Just Like You"
Ace Frehley "Rip It Out"
Corrosion of Conformity "Great Purification"
Old Man's Child "Fall of Man"
spater "Witch One"
The Chris Waffle Experience "Penguins are Disgusting"
Exumer "Fire and Damnation"
Angel Witch "Dead Sea Scrolls"
Bloodreign "Goodbye Liar"
Spater "Novacaine"
Metal Law "Between the Dark and Light"
Saltillo "Proxy"
Slatibartfass "Kapitel II: Liebe"
Ministry "Double Tap"
Spater "Three Blind Mice"
Just a Memory "Battlefield"
Static People "Toxic Overload"
Illnath "Fall of Giants"
Dunderbeist "Through the Peephole"
Earthbound "Victim of a Madman"
Goatwhore "My Name is Frightful Among the Believers"
The Black Dahlia Murder "Statutory Ape" (R)
Heidevolk "Het Verbond Met Rome"
The Objex "Retribution"
Faith or Fear "Deep Down"
Eluveitie "The Uprising"
Kartikeya "Neverborn"
Lillian Axe "Lava on My Tongue"
** Old-School Hour **
Dio "Don't Talk to Strangers"
Opeth "Demon of the Fall" (R)
Nevermore "Maker of Man"
Savage Grace "After the Fall from Grace"
Savatage "Edge of Thorns"
Emperor "The Majesty of the Nightsky" (R)
L.A. Guns "Why Ain't I Bleeding" (R)
Dream Theater "Only a Matter of Time" (R)
Bang Tango "Someone Like You" (R)
Elvenking "Neverending Nights"
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard;
Rick, from The Metallic Onslaught, was there. So was Dave, from the band Spater, he is also the creator of The Finger Lakes Metal Fest, which would be that May, where Spater, and nineteen other bands would be performing. He was interviewed about that, and lots of Spater's music was played. They rock, www.spaterrock.com is their website, and, www.spaterrock.com/flmetalfest is the website for The Finger Lakes Metal Fest. Just Joe has been conducting an investigation into why he has a new kid. Even though everyone told him that it was, in all likely hood his fault that he has another spawn, Just Joe is dumb, so he wasn't excepting that. He said he had been slowly eliminating candidates, and he now said he was sure he had found the culprit. He accused Kal of being responsible! Kal denied it, and everyone else told Just Joe that, though Kal is probably responsible for a lot of other things, A LOT OF OTHER THINGS, that this... Probably not so much. I mean, nine months ago, Kal wasn't even legal! Just Joe said he was sure he was right, that Kal had been avoiding him for that very reason. They argued it back and forth, and Azkath said they would let the computer decide, because, after all, computers are all knowing, and always right, so, if the computer says it, then it must be true. Russian Roulette was played. The computer would play a set of music at random. If a bullet, I.,E., any cheesy glam hair band song, any over played song that went mainstream, any weird, bizarre song, or two cover songs, played, Kal was guilty, and would be tazed by Raven, no bullet, Just Joe was guilty, and would be tazed by Raven. No bullet. So it is decided, once and for all, Just Joe is responsible for his own spawn, and he got tazed on each ass cheek, which serves him right for being responsible for another mini him, that is what the world really needed! Just Joe said they were going to play something that they hadn't played in a long time... What's In Just Joe's Pants. And what was in Just Joe's pants was Foul Mouth Girl's cell phone. I think she will now be looking to buy a new cell phone! Kal had been wearing a hat with a big crab on it, he says the crab's name is Lamar, because it goes on his head, so after the actress Heady Lamar, get it? Oh, Kal, you are so clever. A few weeks ago, Raven had hidden Lamar, and Kal had not been able to find her. He was still very upset about this. Tonight, the tazer went missing, and, although no one, except Just Joe, had thought that Kal was responsible for Just Joe's kid, everyone did think he was responsible for the missing tazer, no matter how much he denied it. After a while, Raven told him it was his last chance to admit to it. He didn't, and she tazed him and knocked him out. Evidently she found it. Azkath told Just Joe he should go home and apologize to his wife, and spend time with his new spawn, as he had probably been neglecting it, with his investigation conducting and all. Now that he had to except that it was his, he should get to know it. So Just Joe went home a half an hour early. There were two segments of Movie Time, with everyone participating, including Mark Anbinder, a long time WVBR personality. The last hour was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour...
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