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It was Easter Sunday, so, of course, it was the We Love Satan Show, Easter edition. Just Joe was The Easter Bunny. And there would be Easter Bunny Olympics. Rick, from The Metallic Onslaught, was there. So were, EVD, Dave, amazingly, Kal, and, some one who hadn't been there in a long, long time, Brian, aka Bri-Law, aka Badchiken. The first Olympic event was hunt The Easter Bunny... Just Joe, outfitted with rabbit ears, a carrot, and a bunch of plastic Easter eggs, had to try to survive being chased by Rick, Foul Mouth Girl, and, Kal, who had weapons like a barbed wire bat and The Boomstick. Just Joe threw his eggs at his pursuers. Foul Mouth Girl killed him that time, with a knife. But, since this is Easter, which is the only time this works, the dead Easter Bunny can be resurrected by pouring water over him. So they brought him back to life. The next event... They gave The Easter Bunny a special candy egg, candy that Rick loved, and The Easter Bunny was supposed to try and keep it away from Rick. Just Joe gave the candy to Dave, and put the rabbit ears on him as well, making Dave The Easter Bunny. Rick got the candy, killing Dave. They resurrected him, and it worked, and then Brian DDT'd Dave, I mean The Easter Bunny, on the floor, killing him. And, they discovered that, when Brian had done that, Dave's rabbit ears had fallen off, so he wasn't The Easter Bunny at that time, and The Easter Bunny is the only one who can be resurrected, he is the only one it works on, we found that out last year, when Harold, The Enforcer, got killed and couldn't be revived, or at least not then, he did eventually turn up alive a couple weeks later. So Dave was dead. Rick put the body in the trunk of EVD's car, and EVD left to dispose of the body. The next event... An Easter version of shooting gallery, at a carnival, where you shoot at the ducks, well, here, The Easter Bunny would walk back and fourth while Rick, Brian, and, Kal threw plastic eggs at him. Brian got in a good shot to the face, and Rick succeeded in accidentally knocking him down the stairs, killing him. They resurrected him with the water. Next event... Brian hadn't been there for the Easter Bunny hunt, and Kal wanted another try at it, so there was a second hunt. Although Kal got in a good shot with the barbed wire bat to Just Joe's, I mean, The Easter Bunny's ass, which tore off a piece of ass, it was Brian who won the hunt, killing The Easter Bunny with The Boomstick. They resurrected The Easter Bunny. Kal hit Brian with the barbed wire bat for gloating that he had won. Next event... This one came about because Brian misunderstood the name of a band, he thought, instead of Fleshburn, which was the correct name, that they had been saying Fleshburger, which gave Azkath, evil demon that he is, a good evil idea. He had Brian hit The Easter Bunny twice brutally with a shovel, killing him. Then, while he was dead, he had Brian cut off one of his hands, and told him to cook it up, put it on a hamburger bun, a fleshburger, and they would feed it to The Easter Bunny when they resurrected him. The Easter Bunny's hand would grow back when he came back to life. After all, two Easters ago, Just Joe planted his severed hand, and, out of that, we got Shane. At the next break they told Just Joe, who was alive again, with two hands, that Brian had cooked him up a special Easter treat, a nice sandwich. Just Joe tasted it. At first he wasn't sure how it was, but then he smothered it in barbecue sauce and salt, and found it pretty tasty. He wanted Brian to try it. Brian didn't want to at all, but Just Joe forced some of the burger down him. Brian puked. They asked Just Joe to rate the sandwich on a scale of one to five. He gave it a three and a half to four. Then they told him that he had eaten his severed hand. He didn't seem to be quite sure how he felt about that. Next event... Throw The Easter Bunny. Brian and Rick would throw The Easter Bunny out of the room, toward the stairs to see who could throw him the farthest. The Easter Bunny didn't want to accidentally go down the stairs, so he closed the door to the stairs. Brian went first, he threw The Bunny a couple times. Then Rick did it, and threw The Bunny right through the door and down the stairs, killing The Easter Bunny, and breaking the door. Rick definitely won that event, which was the final event in The Easter Bunny Olympics. There were three segments of Movie Time, with Rick, Brian, and, Kal participating in various ones, including one special segment, just for this show, Satanic Movie Time, where everyone named their favorite Satanic movie. And, of course, as always on We Love Satan Shows, the majority of the music was about and to or for Satan...
Playlist
Others "Dark Prince Rise"
Babylon Whores "Errata Stigmata"
Evil Madness "From this Hell"
B.R.A.S.H. "AntiChrist"
American Speedway "Get Off the Cross"
Havok "D.O.A."
Satan's Host "By the Hands of the Devil"
Semargl "Credo Inner Evil"
Grim Reaper "Rock You to Hell"
Nuclear Assault "Stranded in Hell"
Nadiwrath "Darkness has Lost It's Meaning"
Helloween "Judas"
Mercyful Fate "The Oath"
Bathory "Holocaust" (R)
Hinsides "Black Witchery Ritual"
Hiems "Wounds Just Death Can Heal"
Deicide "Oblivious to Evil"
Anvil "When Hell Breaks Loose"
Dimmu Borgir "Satan My Master"
Dawnbringer "The Devil"
War "Satan"
Behemoth "Demigod"
Crucifier "Sodomy of Angels"
Xerath "Numbered Among the Dead"
Sabbat "A cautionary Tale"
Samael "Baphomet's Throne"
Hank III "Hellbilly"
Order of the Dead "Neurot Despot"
Red Fang "Painted Parade"
Cosmic Sea "March for Flames"
The Accused "Devil Woman"
Warlock "Hellbound - Live"
Moore "Hell Boy"
Horseface "Crazy"
KMFDM "Take It Like a Man"
The Rods "Raise Some Hell"
Morbid Angel "Blessed are the Sick / Leading the Rats"
Venom "In League with Satan"
Celtic Frost "Return to the Eve (1985 Jam)"
Fleshburn "Evil Monster"
Mercyful Fate "Nuns Have No Fun - Live"
*Medley of Kookiness*
God Size Hate "Desperate Days"
Circus Grenade "The Lost Ostrich Tragedy"
Edge of Sanity "Enigma"
Gorgoroth "incipit Satan"
Jayne Dracula "Saturn Over Sunset"
The Lurking Corpses "Mark of the Devil"
Celtachor "A Warning to Balor"
Between the Buried and Me "Specular Reflections"
Belphegor "Impaled by the Tongue of Sathan"
Lou Siffer and the Howling Demons "Evil"
Ayat "Necronarcos (Tame You Death)"
Slayer "God Send Death"
Cradle of Filth "A Dream of Wolves in the Snow / Summer Dying Fast"
Exodus "Bonded by Blood"
Mercyful Fate "Doomed by the Living Dead"
Fates Warning "Night on Brocken"
Manowar "Bridge of Death"
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