The Last Exit for the Lost Show Archive

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; The band Cult Of Saints was there. They brought three brand new songs with them. Or, maybe two, depending on how you want to count it, as one of them was two songs in one, and was thirteen minutes long. All of their new songs, as well as all six of their older songs, were played. They are cool. They were there for most of the night, 'til about four thirty. They were interviewed, told us about their band, and talked about a lot of topics, and told some interesting stories. Just Joe's 7th anniversary at LE was Tuesday, November 23rd, two days after this LE, so this show was a celebration of that. Happy 7th Anniversary, Just Joe! Just Joe, however, was absent for his Anniversary show, no one knew where he was. But clips from his first time on LE, and of some of his early appearances, were played from Best Of The Last Exit For The Lost CD's. Dave, who actually was there for once, went to go look for Just Joe. He didn't come back, with or without Just Joe. Maybe Just Joe was afraid to be there, afraid of whatever horrible things that might be done to him to celebrate his special day. Or maybe it's the band he's afraid of, since, the only other time they were there, Just Joe was also not. Near the end of the night, Azkath said there was a phone call that he couldn't hear well, and it was mumbled and garbled, but he thought that whoever it was said something about Just Joe, although he couldn't be sure. So perhaps that call had something to do with why Just Joe was absent for his anniversary show, where he was, or, perhaps not. I guess we shall hear next week... The last hour of the program was kind of a Tribute To The Past, all old music, with no talk breaks. And thus went Just Joe's 7th anniversary show, minus Just Joe.


Listen to the Show


Fields of the Nephilim "Endemoniada"
Enthroned "Rion Riorrim"
Mongrel "Shut Up Get Dead"
D.O.M. "Love"

Riunation "Republika Amerika"
Kylesa "Cheating Synergy"
Atheist "Tortoise the Titan"
Atrocty (Feat. Yasmin) "The Otherworld"

Razorwyre "Battleshark"
Notekillers "Narrator"
The Lobster Quadrille "Weary - Live"
Grave Digger "Rebels"
The Secret "Dead Alive"

Cult of Saints "Get Me Off (My Own Planet)"
Broughton's Rules "Ghost Heavy Days"
Panzerbastard "Apocalypse Requiem"
Ironwood "Artic Tern"
Korova "We Did It Our Way"

Cult of Saints "A Darkening Sky"
Dio "Don't Talk to Strangers"
Triptykon "Circle of the Tyrants"
Jesus on Extasy "Embrace the World"
System Divide "The COnscious Sedation"

Cult of Saints "The Forgotten"
Psyche Corporation "Pound of Flesh"
Lair of Golgotha "Remembering the Ancient Wars"
Carach Angren "Bloodstains on the Captain's Log"
Kobi LaCroix "We are the Vikings"

Cult of Saints "Long Shadows at Twilight"
Titan "Highlands of Orick"
Vex "Thanatos"
Nadiwrath "Horns"
Sudden Death "CGI"

Cult of Saints "Khatam"
The Lobster Quadrille "I'm on Fire (?) - Live"
Beltane "Eilean Mor"
Lux Carentes "Atom"
Earth "Divine and Bright"

Cult of Saints "Moonsong"
Psycho "Animal"
Citizen Useless "Try Not to Scream"
The Dehumanizers "Planet of the Apes"
High Spirits "Let's Rock"
Nox Aurea "My Voyage Through Galactic Aeons"
Haarp "The Fall, The Rise"
Millbastards "Bunny Boiler - Live"

Cult of Saints "The Veil / Behind the Door"
A Day to Remember "You be Tails, I'll Be Sonic"
As They Sleep "Bedlam at the Nile"
OFF! "Panic Attack"

Ticket to Hell "Metallic Overdose"
United Nations "Communication Letdown"

Accept "Princess of the Dawn"
God's Tower "Rising Arrows"
Dead Horse "Peaceful Death"
Reverend "Ritual"
Sabbat "The Best of Enemies"
Sacred Reich "Death Squad"
Sacrifice "Re-Animation"
Testament "C.O.T.L.O.D."
The Coup De Grace "Burning with Optimism"
Galactic Cowboys "Pump Up the Space Suit / Ranch on Mars Reprise / Speak to Me"

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; For about the first half of the night, EVD, Little Gorgar, Adam, and Chad were there. There were three segments of Movie Time, with EVD, Little Gorgar, Adam, and Chad participating in the first one. And there was lots of new music, in fact mostly new music was played, as the week before had been the seven hour Tribute To The Past Show, where only old music is played, so, consequently, no new music then, and then, Azkath had gotten twice as much new music this past week as he usually does, so there was tons and tons of new stuff to be played, and so it was, cool how that works out huh? And several pairs of tickets for a show that was upcoming at The Haunt in the next week were given away, so several happy listeners got great free stuff, a chance to go to a rockin' show...

Listen to the Show

Fields of the Nephilim "Intro (The Harmonica Man) / Slow Kill / Laura II"
Tripykon "Shatter"
Virgin Steele "The Bread of Wickedness"
Bring Me the Horizon "The Fox and the Wolf"

Mockingbird "Puma Punca"
The Sorrow "Crossing Jordan"
OFF! "Now I'm Pissed"
Conducting from the Grave "Curse in the Twilight"
Order of Apollyon "Ich Bin Das Licht"

Combichrist "Kickstart the Fight"
Dyonisis "Dead to Me"
Mr. Death "The Plague and the World it Made"
Lair of Golgotha "Night of the Falling Stars"
Devo Spice "Nothing But a Geek Thing"

Cosmic Sea "Terminal Visions"
Amelia is Dead "Beautiful Suicide"
Hellbastard "Sea Shepherd"
Rebellion "Mad World"
Order of the Dead "Stab"

Cult of Saints "Moonsong"
Setherial "Celestial Remains of the Cosmic Creation"
Pain of Salvation "Sleeping Under the Stars"
Helloween "Are You Metal?"
The Consortium of Genius "What a Friend We Have in Cthulu"

Ruination "Bleed the Wound"
Lux carentes "Slumbering in the Arms"
Chastain "The Mountain Whispers"
American Speedway "Howl Ya Doin"
Notekillers "Eyelash"

Combichrist "Sent to Destroy"
Razorwyre "Fuck You Tonight"
Psycho "Dr. Satan"
Rasputina "My Night Sky"
Dawn of Ashes "Nyarlathotep's Children of the Void"

Cult of Saints "Long Shadows at Twilight"
Place of Skulls "though He Slay Me"
Stench "The Fire"
Vex "Motionless"
Therion "Cu Chulainn"

Vengeance Rising "White Throne"
Bloodgood "Vagrant People"
Leather "The Battlefield of Life"

The Tards "Tear Out the Seats and Mosh"
Cavus "Fist of a Titan"
Control Denied "Breaking the Broken"
Furze "It Leads..."
Kobi LaCroix "We are the Vikings"

Angra "Lease of Life"
Intronaut "Sunderance"
Saeculum Obscurum "Downfall of a Dynasty"
Cypercore "Moment of Impact"
Cradle of Filth "One Foul Step from the Abyss"
Psyche Corporation "Pound of Flesh"

Amelia is Dead "Amnesia Kills Bodies but Left Mine to Die Slowly"
Cosmic Sea "Conclusion of Man"
Ruination "Ghost in the Mirror"

King Diamond "The Candle"
Kylesa "Tired Climb"
Mongrel "West Memphis Hell"
Atheist "Fradulent Cloth"
Ript "Mental"

Nadiwrath "Darkness Has Lost It's Meaning"
Stoneman "Hope You All Die Soon"
Enthroned "Rion Riorrim"
Moss Circle "Ride the Dragon"
Revilers "Running Out"
Panzerbastard "Fatherless Son of a War Machine"

Psycho "Legalize Murder"
Steve vs The Volcano "211"
Insult "Sheople"

Feilds of the Nephilim "Dawnrazor"

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Recap by The Metal Wulf; (FEW Recap at end of Post) Alright, folks, you'd better all enjoy this one, because it's probably the only recap I'll be writing for The Last Exit For The Lost. So, how did this come about? What circumstances drove me to defect from The Metallic Onslaught for what would end up being only one night? Glad ya asked!

So, there was this sinister force in the universe known as Jeffie. Jeffie was a clone of the Last Exit's host, who we all know as the Demon Azkath.  (Well, more specifically, Jeffie was a clone of Jeff the Radio Guy, who in turn is a clone of Azkath, but hey, no sense in getting overly technical here...) On the last edition of The Metallic Onslaught, which was our Halloween show, Jeffie showed up as Pepe. Now, as the night wore on, Pepe decided I should wear his outfit, throwing his itchy poncho on me, and his sombrero, and also shoved his maracas in my hands. Hey, I did my best to play along, just go with it, try to have fun, yada, yada, yada... But then he had to go and chloroform me... This particular indignity was bad enough, but what came next was too much for this Wulf to take. The Onslaught's host, Joe Wyatt, suggested that Jeffie revive me by doing CPR, not knowing that I was slowly reviving on my own. But, Jeffie went with it anyway, and decided to give me mouth-to-mouth, clearly not knowing that tongue should NEVER be involved with the process. Suffice to say, Jeffie could probably have told you what the contents of my stomach were that night...

So, it was a a hard decision, but in the end I figured that it couldn't possibly be any worse going to Ithaca and joining up with Azkath's crew. As I understood it, Jeffie was never allowed on their show, so I would be free of him, once and for all! Now, I should mention that Rick from the Onslaught was also on hand this night, I think in the hopes of getting me to reconsider my move. But, my mind was made up!

And really, I'd thought I'd picked a good night to make my official debut! This was one of their Tribute To The Past Russian Roulette shows, which features nothing but older music The Russian Roulette portion comes from Azkath playing random selections of music. A "bullet" in this variation is actually in the form of a certain category of song, whether it's something that's been overplayed on mainstream radio, or something really cheesy, or a cover version. Those are a few examples anyway. When a bullet plays, someone gets to pick a little slip of paper out of a bag, and what's written on the paper dictates what comes next. The person who drew the slip chooses somebody ("victim"is a good choice of words, here...) to be the subject of whatever's written on the slip. Example: Shane became the subject of record breaking. Literally, having vinyl record albums broken over his head! Other bullets resulted in a few of the guys being piled into the rest room, which was full (and I do mean FULL!) of balloons, not to mention EVD taking a shot to the head with a DVD player (courtesy of me!). If you're a regular listener, I'm sure you know of what I am speaking! Actually, it was a great deal of fun until a bullet with Jeffie's name on it was drawn... Now, this meant that somebody had to actually call Jeffie to come onto the Last Exit, where he is normally forbidden. I mean, really, of all nights! What the HELL? Azkath suspected this particular bullet has been snuck into the bag by Just Joe. But rules are rules, so, against the wishes of nearly everybody there (except Just Joe), Jeffie arrived. It was a short visit, I must say... I think I may have let out a war cry of sorts, as I picked up my liter size bottle of Mountain Dew, and a sharp fragment of record album that just happened to be within reach. What happened next is probably far too gory for words, as I proceeded to bludgeon and slice Jeffie into a virtually unrecognizable lump of red goo in the hallway. Sloth, no stranger to The Last Exit, summed up part of the carnage, describing my ripping Jeffie in half after grabbing hold of each of his butt cheeks. Now, I really must have been in a blind rage, 'cuz I really don't quite remember that part... Anyhoo, what was left of Jeffie was probably far more shocking than the time I killed and ate all his llamas. Just Joe was highly displeased (okay, more like ENRAGED) at returning to find his friends' remains strewn about the hallway, and I think Azkath was a little put-out with me as well. He even went so far as to say that he wasn't making any more Jeffie's to send to the Onslaught. Now, Rick and I both agreed that the Onslaught would be perfectly fine with that, but Azkath seems to think that without Jeffie, we're only going to end up turning on each other. Actually, this was kind of a non-issue at first, since I'd still planned on staying true to my defection. At least, up until I became the subject of a bullet... Just Joe had drawn this particular slip, which simply said "Porno Joe". He didn't seem familiar with this particular action, but made me the target anyway. Azkath assured Joe that he'd remember soon enough, and began playing some really bad Seventies porn music. Next thing I knew, Joe was stripping his shirt off and giving me a lamp dance, bouncing his hairy monkey-like physique on my knees, rubbing my head. I think unrestrained panic would be a good way to describe my reaction. It took my beating him with a computer keyboard to get him off of me, and I quickly made a run for the door, screaming for Rick to get me out of there! Of course, once it was all over, Just Joe didn't remember a thing and I was emotionally scarred, quite possibly for life. They'd gotten me calmed down sufficiently, but I'd already changed my mind about my decision. I was gettin' out of there and returning to the Onslaught!

Hey, if nothing else, we don't have to worry about that annoying Jeffie anymore!



Listen to the Show

Juggernaut "Without Warning"
Hallow's Eve "Lethal Tendencies"
Iron Maiden "Hallowed be Thy Name" (R)
Slayer "Chemical Warfare" (R)

Ram-Zet "I'm Not Dead"
Saint Chaos "Nothing is Forever"

King Kobra "Attention"
SOD "Momo - Live"
Impaler "It Won't Die"
Edge of Sanity "Jesus Cries"
Korpiklaani "Let's Drink"

Blackshine "My Own God"
Annihilator "Schizos (Are Never Alone) Part III"
Emmure "Bars in Atoria"
Raven "Hard Ride"
Gloomy Grim "Elder Ones"

GWAR "Saddamn-a-Go-Go" (R)
Entombed "Insanity's Contagious"
Anthrax "Room for One More"
Fear of God "Drift"
Dissection "Starless Aeon'

Cradle of Filth "Desire in Violent Overture" (R)
Mortal Sin "Deadman Walking'
Reptilian "Sabre-Dance"
Nocturnus "Standing in Blood"
October Tide "All Painted Cold"

The Plankboys "Skeleton Crew"
Pretty Suicide "I Want It All"
Therapy? "Knives"
Defleshed "Curse the Gods"
Arcane Opera "Dust of Stars"

Absolution Project "Mad World"
Overkill "Tyrant"
Savatage "Alone You Breathe (Acoustic)"
Corrosion of Conformity "White Noise"
Taake "Lukt til Helvete"

Hot Buttered Anal "You're Dead"
Manticora "Lovereternalloveternal"
Tourniquet "Broken Chromosomes"
Voi-Vod "Wrong Way Street"
Emperor "The Loss and Curse of Reverence"

King Diamond "Abigail" (R)
Nuclear Assault "Stranded in Hell"
The Project Hate "Christianity Delete"
Skyclad "Single Phial"
Juliet "Eight Lives Gone"

Motley Crue "Piece of Your Action"
Mortiis "The worst in Me"
Nuclear Assault "Lesbians - Live"
Mezzrow "Frozen Soul"
(god-rot) "And You Are Dead"

Nocturne "I Lie"
Naamah "She is My Sin'
Cop Shoot Cop "Room 429"
Novembre "Conservatory Resonance"
Codeseven "It could Happen"

Elusive Travel "Seperation... The Quickest Way to the End"
Schoolyard Heroes "Sometimes They Come Back"
Killing Joke "The Wait"
Kix "Midnight Dynamite"
Kyuss "Odyssey"

Monster Magnet "Negasonic Teenage Warhead"
Skinny Puppy "Inquisition"
Current 93 "The Decent of Long Satan and Babylon"
Melvins "Skin Horse"
Cemetary "Sweet Tragedy"
The Witching "Let Us Drown"

Dead Kennedy's California Uber Alles"
Plasmatics "Lies"
Accept "Son of a Bitch"
Cinderella "Nobody's Fool"

Juggernaut "Hang 'Em High / Honey Bun"
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; This was the night the clocks are set back, at 2:00 A.M. it dropped back to 1:00 A.M, so this was the one night a year that LE is seven hours instead of six, and it is always a Tribute To The Past Show, nothing but old music. And, recently, it has also become a mostly Russian Roulette Show, with the computer picking from over eleven hundred songs at random, and, when a bullet played, i.e., a cheesy, glam, '80's song, any overplayed song, or any cover... Well, here's where it gets a little bit different than usual... When that happened a person would be chosen to draw a "Bullet", a piece of paper with something written on it that would happen to someone, and the person drawing the "bullet" must decide, before knowing what was written there, if they wanted it to happen to themselves, or someone else, and, if someone else, then whom. Got all that? Good. Because I'm not going through it again, and there will be a quiz later. Bullets could also be good or bad things, or that could all be relative, something might not be good for whom it was happening to, but be very good for those of us witnessing it. Akiri from Psyche Corporation played some music for us. And, as she played a Kiss song, she played the first bullet. She chose it to be for Dave, and the bullet read gives a lap dance, so Kiera got a lap dance from Dave, which she didn't want at all, and punched him in the face. Other bullets... Dave and Sloth rubbed their bellies in Shane's face. Sloth got thrown in a bathroom full of balloons with Just Joe, Dave, and Shane and they all fought in there. Later there was fighting involving cardboard box corners. Shane got records broken over his head by Just Joe, Rick from The Metallic Onslaught, and Wulfie, from The Metallic Onslaught. Sloth drew and said his bullet said "everybody hugs Sloth" they did, but then read the bullet and found, big surprise, that it did not say that at all, it said "type Face", which meant that Sloth got a wireless keyboard smashed across his face. EVD got a DVD player smashed on him. Azkath drew a bullet saying that Jeffie had to be allowed to come to LE, which he is forbidden to do. Azkath said no, but there was no arguing with the bullets... Jeffie's original theme music, something we hadn't heard in a long time, played, and Jeffie arrived. But he wasn't there long, he never even got a word out. Wulfie viciously attacked him, bludgeoning him brutally with a Mountain Dew bottle, and then taking a shard of broken record and eviscerating him, opening him up and disemboweling him. This was because Jeffie had revived an unconscious Wulfie on The Metallic Onslaught the week before by giving him mouth to mouth, only Jeffie's version of mouth to mouth is French kissing, which worked, it revived Wulfie, but it infuriated him. So now there was a huge, disgusting Jeffie mess in the hallway, which Wulfie was told he'd have to clean up. Azkath informed Wulfie and Rick that he was not making them another Jeffie this time, unless they asked him to, very nicely, which they were completely fine with. Azkath told them they would ask him, that, with no Jeffie, they would all turn on each other, and, they would want another Jeffie. They didn't believe this, but Azkath was pretty sure. Just Joe, who is the only person in the world who actually really likes Jeffie, considers him his buddy, cried when he saw the mess of very dead Jeffie, and attacked Wulfie, beating on him and saying he wouldn't stop until another Jeffie was made. That didn't happen, not this night, anyways. So, Jeffie's Death Song "The Hamster Dance" played, something else we hadn't heard in quite a while. Wulfie drew a bullet. It read, "Porno Joe". Yet another thing we hadn't witnessed for quite some time. Just Joe's "Porno Theme Music" played, and he began to dance for Wulfie, and to strip for him, and to give him a lap dance, and, actually quite a bit more than a lap dance. Wulfie was traumatized. Just Joe never remembers being Porno Joe when it's over, so he had no clue why Wulfie was infuriated with him. Wulfie said he had left The Metallic Onslaught to get away from stuff like this, and, now, after having quit MO the night before to join LE, he was now quitting LE to go back to MO, especially since there would be no Jeffie there now, as he had killed him. So there was one of the quickest turn arounds, quitting, joining something, and then quitting that to go back to the first in  less than twenty four hours. Wulfie was so traumatized that he had to go home, so he and Rick left. Now, if a bullet played, there was a ton of blown up balloons at the bottom of the basement stairs, and Just Joe would have to throw himself down the stairs into the balloons. If no bullet, Just Joe would get to throw Azkath down the stairs into the balloons. Bullet, a cover. So Just Joe threw himself down the stairs, and we heard a lot of nice loud pops as he bounced on the balloons on the way down. When he came back up, he informed us that balloons do not make a good cushion for your fall, because they bounce away as you land on them, so you still wind up hitting the concrete, only now you bounce on it. For the last couple of hours, the RR, Russian Roulette part of the night ceased, but the TTTP, Tribute To The Past part continued, still all music from the past. So, on this night, we got to hear a lot of old, rare, and obscure Music, that you don't get to hear often, and was good to hear. There was several segments of Movie Time throughout the night, with Rick and Wulfie participating in some of them. And, to list all the guests on this night, EVD, Dave (seeming to suggest that maybe they are not the same person after all), Shane, Rick from The Metallic Onslaught, Wulfie from The Metallic Onslaught, Akiri, and Ria. And so thus went the special, seven hour, Tribute To The Past/Russian Roulette Show, a night with much violence, lots of disturbing, disgusting, traumatizing behavior, lots of silliness and hilarity, and lots of good, old, music...

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; As both Halloween and this LE began at midnight, this was a very special Halloween program. EVD and Shane were there in the first part of the night. But most of the show featured bands. There were two bands, one was there for about the first couple hours, and one was there for most of the night. The former was the band Cult Of Saints, it was their first time here. They were interviewed, told us about themselves, and tracks from their CD were played. They are cool. The latter band was Zadoc And The Nightmare. They have added instruments to their band, they now have a cello and a mandolin. They were there until after 4:00. They played several sets of music, each with about three songs in it. They sounded awesome! They also updated us on what has been, and is, going on with the band, and about their forthcoming new CD. There was some molesting going on involving Just Joe and the band Zadoc And The Nightmare. Just Joe arrived quite late, about three hours into the program. After Zadoc And The Nightmare had gone, in the last part of the night, there were two segments of Movie Time, and one segment of Halloween Anomaly Corner. There was of course lots of Halloween music, both metal and comedy songs all throughout the night, about zombies, monsters, evil, and, just about Halloween in general... And thus went the very special Halloween LE...



Listen to the Show

Helloween "Halloween"
King Diamond "Halloween"
Heaven and Hell "Time Machine - Live"

GWAR "Zombies, March'
Slayer "Hate Worldwide - Live"
Alice Cooper "Keepin' Halloween Alive"
Dimmu Borgir "Ritualist"
Jesus on Extasy "Embrace the World"

Cult of Saints "Long Shadows at Twilight"
Psyche Corporation "Pound of Flesh"
Therion "Kali Yuga III"
Dead Kennedy's "Halloween"

Zadoc and the Nightmare "Neverest / Between / Fire Walk With Me - Live in Studio"

Dyonisis "Smart Mouth"
October Tide "A Nighttime Project"
Winterfylleth "The Wayfarer Pt 3 - To Find Solace... Where Security Stands"
Elvenking "This Nightare Will Never End"

Cult of Saints "Pavlov Theory"
The Commander-in-Chief "Paranoid"
Insane Ian "We're All Gonna Die"
Ministry "Every Day is Halloween"
Steve vs the Volcano "Scrape My Lungs"
The Consortium of Genius "What a Friend We Have in Cthulu"

Zadoc and the Nightmare "Behind Our Eyes / Vampire Bride / Another Way - Live in Studio"

Fields of the Nephilim "Trees Come Down" (R)
Luxt "Safety Dance" (R)
Kill the Client "The Walking Dead"
MC Lars "(Lord It's Hard to Be Happy When You're Not Using) The Metric System"
Vex "Apocalyptic Dream"

Cosmic Sea "Conclusion of Man"
Cradle of Filth "Halloween II"
Dino-Mike "Halloween Night"
Melechesh "Negative Theory"
Dio "Holy Diver / All the Fools Sailed Away - Live"

Zadoc... and the Nightmare "Silk and Cyanide / Road to Yesterday / Nightshade - Live in Studio"

Video Games Live "Sonic the Hedgehog; Staff Credits"
The Way of Purity "The Rise of Noah"
Triptykon "Crucifixus"
Borgne "Tainted Utopia"
The Lobster Quadrille "Whore of Babylon - Live"

Neverland "Ophidia"
Cephalic Carnage "Warbots A.M."
The Great Luke Ski "Blues Campbell"
Abominant "Where Demons Dwell"

Earth at Night "Hey Lucifer"
Mechanical God Creation "2012"
Pasadena Napalm Division "Failure"
TV's Kyle "Spookier than You"
Anti-bodies "Friends Forever"
Dyonisis "Dead to Me"

Schaffer the Darklord "Night of the Living Christ"
MC Lars "Hot Topic is Not Punk Rock"
Others "The Last Man"
Pictures of Pain "Deviator"
Warboner "When You Reflect Death"
Resistant Culture "Medning the Hoop"
Tub Ring "Feed the Rapture"

Ayat "Collective Suicide in the Boudoir (Feeling Wonderful Tonight)"
The Sequence of Prime "Extremophile"
Mercyful Fate "Doomed by the Living Dead"
Current 93 "All the World Makes Great Blood"

Hallows Eve "Hallows Eve"

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard: There was something new that had never been done before, a Little Gorgar's Corner, Little Gorgar got to play a set of music that was her picks. When Tribute to the Past Russian Roulette was played, if a bullet played, Just Joe would get a preview of what might, and probably would, be in store for him next week, which would be The Hard Core Halloween Show. He would get a preview of one of the contraptions Azkath was working on for the occasion. If no bullet, then no preview. No bullet. So we shall see in next week's recap how The Hardcore Halloween Show went. There was a segment of Adventures In Listening, and, for the second time in not very many weeks, the rule of no matter how much something in that segment might suck, it would be let play all the way through, was broken when something sounding very country played and it was stopped, and a new, slightly revised, rule was instituted, that if a song in that segment does not fit the format of LE, it goes. There were three segments of Movie time, with Ria sort of participating in one of them, only she hadn't really seen much of anything lately. There were two segments of Anomaly Corner...

Listen to the Show

Dyonisis "Eve's Song"
Dio "The Last in Line / Children of the Sea / Holy Diver / Heaven and Hell - Live"

Ayat "Curses! Curses! and Never Sleep"
Forbidden "Forsaken at the Gates"
Anti-Bodies "Blacked Out"
Resistant Culture "Surviving in Darkness"
Tryptikon "I am the Twilight"

Mastadon with Billy Gibbons "Just Got Paid"
Creation's End "Hollow"
The Sorrow "Knights of Doom"
Ross the Boss "Great Gods Glorious / Shining Path"

Cult of Saints "Khatam"
Neverland "No One Leaves the Hive"
Mudvayne "Scream with Me" (R)
Kings X "Sumerland - Live"
Firewater "This is My Life"

Sturm Und Drang "The River Runs Dry"
Children of Bodom "Triple Corpse Hammer Blow"
Amoral "Gave Up Easy"

Insane Ian "We're All Gonna Die"
Baptized in Blood "Up Shirts Down Skirts"
Deep Throat "Everything is Black"
Jesus on Extasy "No Gods"
Gay for Johnny Depp "You Have a Theory, I Have a Gun"

Deathkids "Smash Your Face"
Four Trips Ahead "Memento"
Widow Sunday "Dust Angel"
Carach Angren "Corpse in a Nebulous Creek"
Woe "Hatred is our Heart"

Circle of Animals "Poison the Lamb"
Therion "Hellequin"
Mose Giganticus "Bluff and Cover"
Revilers "Stand or Fall"
Insult "Blabbermouth"
Rampant Decay "Pigshit"

King Diamond "A Broken Spell"
The Purrs "Hellish Nightmare"
Anacrusis "Screaming Breath"
Lotus Project "Storm"
Current 93 "Crowleymass Unveiled"

Pasadena Napalm Division "100 Beers with a Zombie"
Wrathchild America "Surrounded by Idiots" (R)
Pro-Pain "Gone Rogue (I Apologize)"
Excruciator "Edenwitch of Torment"
C.P.X. "Choice"

D.O.M. "Soul"
Welicoruss "Dust Fly"
Spellbound Dazzle "Spaceman"
Samson "Red Skies"
Angkor Wat "Oridinary Madness"

Pictures of Pain "Far Beyond"
Jason Brendt "Black Tan Wasted"
Problem with Dragons "Salvation"
The Way of Purity "Anchored to Suffocation"
Cough "Crippled Wizard"

Enslaved "The Beacon"
Dyonisis "Arachne's Song"
While Heaven Wept "The Drowning Years - Live"
TV's Kyle "Apple Feast"
Bring Me the Horizon "Don't Go"

Norma Jean "High Noise Low Output"
Melechech "Sacred Geometry"
Borgne "Suffering to Buy Our Poison"
Society's Plague "The Human, The Canvas"
The Lobster Quadrille "The Whore of Babylon - Live"

Dio "Rainbow in the Dark - Live"

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; EVD was there for most of the night, and Dustin, from the band Thirteen South, was there for about half of it. Tribute to the Past Russian Roulette was played. If no bullet played, Just Joe would get a prize. If a bullet played, no prize for Just Joe. A bullet, Judas Priest's "You've Got Another Think Coming", plus two covers, which also equals a bullet, so no prize for Just Joe. There were three segments of Movie Time, Dustin participated in one of them, and EVD sort of contributed, he talked about a YouTube clip involving Jack Black. There were two segments of Adventures In Listening, and one pseudo Adventures In Listening, where Azkath had some idea of what some of the music might be like, but hadn't listened to it that closely. There was a segment of Anomaly Corner...

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Dyonisis "We Are... / Of the Fear"
Ill Nino "Bullet with Butterfly Wings"
Anti-Bodies "Fuck You"
Malevolent Creation "Invidious Dominion"

Pasadena Napalm Division "Spell It Out"
Avenged Sevenfold "Nightmare" (R)
Resistant Culture "Warning Civilization Ahead"
22nd Century "509"
Mose Giganticus "Commander!"

Dimmu Borgir "Chess with the Abyss"
Hail of Bullets "Tokyo Napalm Holocaust"
Melechesh "Defeating the Giants"
Therion "2012"
Others "She Keeps Coming Back"

Thirteen South "Remnants"
Athorn "Angel of the Fall"
Forbidden "Dragging My Casket"
Vindicator "Thrash and Destroy"
Neverland "Places Unknown"

Stolen Babies "Tablescrap"
All that Remains "Chiron" (R)
Megadeth "In My Darkest Hour" (R)
Motorhead "Killed by Death" (R)
Venom "Women, Leather, and Hell" (R)
Butthole Surfers "The Annoying Song" (R)

Cult of Saints "Khatam"
The Dehumanizers "Renegade Smurf"
Ozzy Osbourne "One More Time" (R)
Revilers "Road Rage"
Bad Brains "Re-Ignition - Live" (R)

Venom "Women, Leather, and Hell" (R)
Nephath "War Ensemble"
Hexx "Under the Spell"
Iced Earth "Number of the Beast"
Judas Priest "You Got Another Thing Comin'"

Circle of Animals "All Spirit / No Mind"
The Lobster Quadrille "The Whore of Babylon - Live"
Cult of Saints "The Forgotten"
Citizen Useless "Day of the Dead"
Creation's End "World Holocaust"

David Rock Feinstein "Metal Will Never Die"
Faith No More "As the Worm Turns" (R)
Corrosion of Conformity "Red Nekkk" (R)
Static People "Carrier"
Baptized in Blood "Last Line Lady"

Dyonisis "Eve's Song"
TV's Kyle "Spookier than You"
Ross the Boss "Hailstorm"
Bella Morte "Can't Let This Die"
Halford "Fire and Ice"
Daath "The Worthless"

Kickhunter "Revolution"
The Rain Within "Into the Far"
Triosphere "Driven"
Tesseract "Deception"
Sargeist "Let the Devil In"

Borgne "Die Trying to Take Off the Rope"
Katra "If There's No Tomorrow"
Fortesse "Par Hauts Nois et Vastes Plaines"
Symphorce "Whatever Hurts"
Toture Division "Whatever Hurts"

Deicide "Sacrifical Suicide" (R)
Triptykon "Shatter"
The Sequence of Prime "Dandelions in Spring"
Neige Et Noirceur "Ancient Folklore Quebecois"
Korzus "2012"

Slimy Cunts and the Fistfucks "I Don't Belong"
Rampant Decay "Apocalyterian"
D.O.M. "Semiconscious"
Arson Anthem "Death of an Idiot"
Pasadena Napalm Division "Speaking in Tongues"
Powerglove "The Flintstones"
Monster Magnet "Perish in Fire"

Dyonisis "Lunatic"

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; It had been Just Joe's birthday sometime in the week preceding this LE. Now, I always give the exact day, but, as of last year, some dispute has arisen about when the exact date is, as ridiculous as that sounds, but remember it's Just Joe we're talking about here. First facebook gave the wrong date, October 9th, then that confused Just Joe, I actually got into the dispute with him last year, he said his birthday was October 6th, but I told him he was wrong, it had always been on October 7th, ever since he's been here 'til last year, but he wouldn't believe me. I know it is his birthday, but he's dumb, and I have a super memory, where he has no memory, so I still say it's the 7th, he never said it was the 6th, 'til facebook screwed it up, and, this year, he didn't even give a date, just said it was sometime this past week, he wasn't sure when, so I am insisting on the 7th. Well, Happy Birthday Just Joe, whenever it was, or, I hope you had a happy day the 6th, 7th and, the 9th, all three dates, whichever is your birthday! Erica, a former host of Ithaska, the program which used to precede LE, but which has been gone for a long time now, was there for about the first hour. She hasn't been on the air here, for about eight years. They told Just Joe to take her down to the basement for his birthday. He tried, but she got away. Then she threw him down the stairs, twice, when they told her to. She was very good at it. Just Joe's Hugging Music played, and he hugged Erica, and EVD. Ian, from the band Arebours, was there for a couple hours. He updated us on things. Music from his CD was played. Arebours is very cool, www.myspace.com/arebours and, www.maurautious.com are their websites. There were three segments of Adventures In Listening, and three segments of Movie Time, one of which, the second, Ian participated in as well. There was a segment of Anomaly Corner...



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Fluttr Effect "Hollywood is Porn"
Ayat "Misogyny when We Embrace"
Enslaved "Night Sight'

Monster Magnet "Gods and Punks"
The Lobster Quadrille "Sand Mountain"
Mose Giganticus "The Left Path"
Earth at Night "Among Giants"
Check Engine "Respected or Feared"

Excruciator "Fatal Fornication"
Withered "Extinguished with the Weary"
Worm Quartet "The Laundromat of Sin"

Tub Ring "Chronic Hypersomnia"
Revolution Renaissance "The World Doesn't Get to Me"
Resistant Culture "Runaway"
Welicorus "Aperiron"
Vindicator "Fresh Outta Hell"

Slimy Cunt and the Fist-Fucks "Kicked Out"
Citizen Useless "Try Not to Scream"
Advesarial "All Idols Fall before the Hammer"
Circle of Animals "...And Together We are Forever"
Revilers "Isolation"
Dyonisis "Dead to Me"

Circle II Circle "Episodes of Mania"
Fast Death "Fast Death"
First Blood "Fear"
Insult "Get Killed / Hate Your Face"
Rampant Decay "I Wish All My Friends Were Dead"
Four Trips Ahead "This Night"

Cult of Saints "Pavlov Theory"
Carpathian Forest "Through the Black Veil of the Burgo Pass"
The Number 12 Looks Like You "...If They Holler, Don't Let Go" (R)
Powerglove "The Simpsons (feat. Tony Kakko)"
Static People "American Robot Mother"

A'Rebours "24fps"
The Lobster Quadrille "The Slayer of the Lord of Death"
Bella Morte "One Winter's Night"
Voluspaa "Mens Manan Lyer Opp"
Aggressor "Deathwalker"

Bella Morte "Logic"
Revenant Dead "Compulsion"
Arson Anthem "If You Heard This You Would Hit Me"
Psyche Corporation "Pound of Flesh"
Rabbit Junk "Industrial is Dead"
Marlowe "Some Common Heredity"

A'Rebours "Cardiac Thanatosis"
One-Eyed Doll "Suicidal Serenade"
The Commander-in-Chief "Great Expectations"
Resistant Culture "Elder Wisdom / Forced Conformity"
System Divide "Lethargy"
Sons of Liberty "False Flag"

Kommandant "Anti-Human Nemesis"
Baptized in Blood "Last Line Lady"
Woe "No Solitude / The Road from Recovery"
Titan "Sythasaurs"
Blackthorn "Gossamer Witchcraft"

Malevolent Creation "Compulsive Face Breaker"
Disfigured Dead "They Hear Your Heart Beating"
Comback Kid "Pull Back the Reins"
Star One "It's Alive, She's Alive, We're Alive"
Jaldaboath "Da Vinci's Code"

Pasadena Napalm Division "Failure"
High Spirits "Let's Rock"
The Sequence of Prime "Dandelions in Spring"
Bio-Hazard "Resist" (R)
Prong "Prove You Wrong" (R)
Hexx "Night of Pain"
Testament "Reign of Terror"
Antibodies "Oi to Your Mutha"

Fluttr Effect "Say Goodbye"

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; In the first portion of the program there were a ton of people there. Three bands, Pandora's Toy Box, The Lobster Quadrille, and Psyche Corporation, all of whom had performed at Wicked Ithaca prior to being on LE, Gorgar, Little Gorgar, Adam, The Enforcer, Dave, and, Rick, Wulfie, and Wulfie's brother BILL!, the last three from The Metallic Onslaught. The bands were interviewed, first Pandora's Toybox, and then The Lobster Quadrille, both of which were first timers here, and they only were able to stay for the first couple of hours. Both bands's music was played, a couple of tracks each. They rock, www.thelobsterquadrille.com is the website, as I'm sure you can guess, where you can find The Lobster Quadrille, and, www.pandorastoybox.net is the website where, as I'm sure you can also tell, Pandora's Toybox can be found, and, www.sorrowseed.com is the website of one of that band member's other band, Sorrow Seed, a song of who's was also played, which also rocked. Psyche Corporation, which is Genevieve, who has been on LE many times, was there for the whole program. Her music was played as well, www.psychecorporation.com is her website. She is cool. After the first two mentioned bands had departed, they sent Just Joe, all covered in Saran Rap in his attempt to make himself look invisible, out to have Wulfie, in his wolf mask, chase him through town. BILL! went with them, and streamed it on his Android phone to the LE website so the listeners could view it live. Someone accused Just Joe of being on pot, and someone else kept asking him for pot, with a cop right nearby, a sample of the brilliant humanity out there. They recounted there adventures when they returned. Tribute to the Past Russian Roulette was played. There are now ten thousand nine hundred eighty nine songs on the computer. If a bullet played, Rick, Wulfie, and BILL!, would each get to break a record over Just Joe's head. If no bullet, Just Joe would get to break a record over Rick's, Wulfie's, and BILL!'s heads. A bullet, the band XYZ. Just Joe got records broken over his head by Rick, Wulfie, BILL!, and Azkath smashed one over Wulfie's head for saying a bad word on the air on accident. Just Joe was knocked out for a bit, but he soon recovered. They decided to hypnotize Wulfie and send him into the future, to a week after the end of the world, to December 30th, 2012, to see if he saw the same thing Just Joe had seen when they did that to him a long time ago. Just Joe had seen, he said, bunnies, lots and lots of bunnies, the land was covered with them, but there was something different about the bunnies, they were frightening, and Just Joe still gets traumatized when it's mentioned to him, especially when they tell him they were probably shoggoths. Wulfie was sent to the future, and they asked him to tell them what he saw. He did see the bunnies, and shoggoths, he said the shoggoths were eating the bunnies. Then he said that, upon closer inspection, there was something wrong about those bunnies. Yes, there was something very not alright about them, he said it was bad, very bad, so bad in fact, that he couldn't say it, so, it was unspeakable. He was brought back. But, before Azkath brought him out of the hypnotic state, he told him that, although he would not remember hearing this, now, every time he heard the word metal, he would be allergic to wolves. And, when Wulfie was out of his trance, they started saying the word metal a lot, using it to describe a lot of the songs they were playing, as in "this is very metal", or "this isn't nearly as metal as I thought it would be". And, indeed, every time they uttered the word metal, Wulfie would start sneezing a lot. So, since Wulfie calls himself The Metal Wulf, now he won't be able to say or hear his name without violently sneezing, and he won't have any idea why, unless he reads this, of course, or listens to LE again. There started to be an Adventures In Listening, but the first song up was SOOOOO bad, sounding almost like a country song, not a metal (sorry Wulfie) song at all, that it actually was the first song ever to break the rule of Adventures In Listening, that, no matter how much it sucked, it would be let play all the way through, but no one could bear to hear this one all the way through, so, for the first time ever in this segment, the song, and the segment, was halted. There was two segments of Movie time, with Wulfie, Rick,BILL! , and Genevieve participating. Rick, Wulfie,BILL!, and Genevieve stayed for the whole program, though BILL! fell asleep about halfway through the night...



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Vindicator "Vindicator"
Bonded by Blood "Blood Spilled Offerings / Exiled to Earth"
Cephalic Carnage "Dimensional Modulation Transmography"
Revenant Dead "Severance"

Pandora's Toybox "Jerking Off this Mortal Coil"
Atrocity (featuring Yasmin) "Black Mountain"
Sons of Liberty "Don't Tread on Me"
Check Engine "Filter"

The Lobster Quadrille "The Whore of Babylon - Live"
Tub Ring "Feed the Rapture"
The Contortionist "Expire"
Mose Giganticus "Commander / Legacy - Live"

The Lobster Quadrille "The Slayer of the Lord of Death"
One-Eyed Doll "Overdose"
The Commander-in-Chief "Paranoid"
Unearthly Trance "The Tesla Effect"
God Size Hate "Desperate Days"
Pandora's Toybox "Evil... and Other Pastimes"

Sorrowseed "Eldritch Hunger"
Doomsday Mourning "Seeds of Doubt"
Powerglove "The Flintstones"
Static People "Save the Worst"

Psyche Corporation "Pound of Flesh"
Iron Thrones " Ever Flowing"
Vanna "Sending Vessels"
Bring me the Horizon "It Never Ends"

Blackshine "Blow My Mind"
Kreator "Replicas of Life"
Model Sons "Yeah"
Obituary "Cause of Death"
XYZ "The Sun Also Rises in Hell"

Powerglove "Gotta Catch Em All"
Painkiller Hotel "Afterglow"

Amon Amarth "Children of the Grave"
Shotgun Messiah "Rain"
Panzie "Rock and Roll Hammer"
Deathloch "No More words"
Enslaved "Waruun"

Pus "Bouncing Scotums"
Worm Quartet "The Laundromat of Sin"
Baldbox "Mixed Messages"
Cirque Du So What "The Bible, an Audio Book"
Dimmu Borgir "Gateways"
Rabbit Junk "In Your Head No One can Hear You Scream"
Vindicator "Pit of the Shoggoths / Strange Aeons"

Worm Quartet "Bunny Bunny Wop Wop'

Pretty Maids "Future World"
Welicoruss "Slavi Rusi (feat Silenzium) / Slavonic Power"
Ayat "The Fine Art of Arrogance - Part One (The Icon and the Cattle)"
Hiroshima Vacation "Bashin' Emo Kids"

Flotsam and Jetsam "The Cold"
The Sorrow "Raising the Devil"
Voluspaa "Ei Folkevise"
Sickhoose "TIA"
D.O.M. "Justify"

Monster Magnet "The Titan Who Cried Like a Baby"
Abigail Williams "An Echo in our Legends"
Alexis "Birds of Prey"
Forbidden "Forbidden Evil"

Vindicator "Gore Orphanage"

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Two members of the band Static People, the vocalist and the guitar player, called in for an extended phone interview. A track of their's was played, www.staticpeople.com and, www.myspace.com/staticpeopleband are their websites, and they are also on facebook search for Static people there. They are cool. Tribute to the Past Russian Roulette was played. Azkath told Just Joe that, after a storm the other day, he had gone outside and found the ground covered in something that looked like bread that had apparently rained down from the sky. He had gathered up a lot of it, and now, if a bullet played, Just Joe would have to eat some of the substance that looked like bread, but, given that it had rained down from the sky, who knew what it was. If no bullet, then he didn't have to eat it. No bullet. There were 2 segments of Adventures In Listening. Three segments of Movie Time were interspersed throughout the night. And there was the return of a segment that hasn't been for a few weeks, Anomaly Corner...

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Atrocity featuring Yasmin "A New Arrival / Call of Yesteryear"
Tub Ring "The Day the World Will End"
Monster Magnet "Dig that Hole"
Jaldaboath "Bring Me the Head of Metatron"
Mose Giganticus "My Machine (Kezner Diced Insanity Remix)"

Rabbit Junk "Industrial is Dead"
Fairyland "Master of the Waves"
Black Anvil "The Evil of All Roots"
Enslaved "Lightening"

Pro-Pain "Road to Nowhere"
Pasadena Napalm Division "Spell It Out"
Coliseum "Skeleton Smile"
Check Engine "counted"
Doomsday Mourning "Catalyst of Suffering"

The Lobster Quadrille "The Slayer of the Lord of Death"
Comeback Kid "Balance"
DyNAbtyte "The Mummy"
Welicoruss "Dust Fly"
Powerglove "Heffalumps and Woozles (Winnie the Pooh)"

Divinity Destroyed "Prism"
Star One "Human See, Human Do"
Vulture Industries "Blood Don't Flow Streamlined"

Static People "Just Sink Down"
Terror "Keepers of the Faith"
Demains "Falling from the Sun"
TV's Kyle "Apple Feast"

Diablo "Subdued"
Cannibal Corpse "Entrails Ripped from a Virgins Cunt" (R)
Vindicator "Beneath the Guillotine"
Mercyful Fate "Return of the Vampire - Live"
Dead Kennedy's "Drug Me"

Pantera "Fucking Hostile" (R)
Distorted "Children of Fall"
Hallows Eve "The Sun Must Die"
Lizzy Borden "Bloody Mary"
WASP "Killahead"

Cryptic Carnage "The Guardians Awake"
Rage "Beyond the Wall of Sleep"
Star of Ash "Blood, Bones, and a Skull"
D.O.M. "Hardcore"
Grave Digger "When the Rain Turns to Blood"

Cult of Saints "Get Me Off (My Own Planet)"
Enter Shikari "Anything Can Happen in the Next Half Hour"
Empyrean "Pleasure of Another's Pain"
Carach Angren "The Sighting is a Portent of Doom"
Buzzov-en "Proven Wrong"

Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love Reaction "We are Volsung"
Evil Survives "creature of Sin"
Iron Fire "The Underworld"
Descending Angel "Blood Stained"

Despised Icon "Les Temps Changent"
Pure Reason Revolution "Fight Fire"
Earth at Night "I Can't Promise Anything"
Kamelot "If Tomorrow came"
Unsun "Clinic for Dolls"

The Sequence of Prime "Nuclear Winter"
Valkyrie "Apocalypse Unsealed"
Unearthly Trance "The Horsemen Arrive in the Night"
Led to the Grave "Metalwhore"
Resistant Culture "Runaway"

Ayat "Misogyny When We Embrace"
Atrocity "After the Storm"
The Lobster Quadrille "Flannery O'Connor"
Hexx "Beware the Darkness"
Monster Magnet "100 Million Miles"

Dave Peckett "Run Away"