The Last Exit for the Lost Show Archive

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Dustin, from the band Thirteen South, was there in the first talk break. He updated us on the band, their upcoming shows, and the fact that they will very soon, for the first time, have a CD of studio recorded music available. They are a cool band. www.myspace.com/thirteensouth is their website. Just Joe was back after two weeks of absence. The week before had been Easter, and he had somehow found out that, on that day, he is The Easter Bunny, and gets killed a lot, so he had stayed away in protest. We thought some traitor had told him this, as he never remembers anything, and they tried to tell him it was a lie, but apparently he's learned how to navigate the Internet, and has seen the video proof on www.thelastexit.org where you can see footage of all the mayhem that goes on here, as well as lots of other cool stuff, so be sure to always check that out. It's just highly unfortunate that Just Joe has learned how to access it! The week before that had been National Joe Day,so Just Joe had been banned from the show because he is so difficult to be around on that day, even worse than usual, much worse. So, in spite over being banned on his day... Just Joe... He procreated! He spawned. As in he now has an offspring. A KID!!!!! And, again, as an act of spite, he says he's going to keep this one, not sacrifice it to Satan or anything! Now I know April Fools Day was last week, but this is not a nasty April Fools Day Joke, much as we all hoped it was, there really is a Just Joe offspring and I guess it's here to stay! I guess Just Joe should never be banned on his special day again! Even putting up with his super obnoxiousness on that day, as bad as that is, and it's BAD, is still far far preferable to having him go spawn! So I guess Just Joe won that round. *shudder!* Movie Time occurred. Azkath threw Just Joe down the stairs for discussing a "the Family Guy" movie as one of his movies, and saying he liked it, as Azkath really hates "The Family Guy". Gorgar was there in the last hour. He was given the news of Just Joe's offspring, and was as disgusted as everyone else. Just think what we have to look forward to in the future... A world where Shoebox, Crappy The Clown, and, Just Joe's progeny are all grown up and helping run it! *ugh! shudder!*

Listen to the Show

Vreid "Alarm"
Lair of the Minotaur "Let's Kill These Motherfuckers"
Triptykon "In Shrouds Decayed"

Dark Throne "I Am the Graves of the 80's"
Hundredth "Betrayer"
Cancer Bats "Black Metal Bicycle"
Dead Man's Bones "My Body's a Zombie for You"
22nd Century "Life in Space"

inRed "Fun Beneath the Dying Sun"
Cirque De So What "The Bible, An Audio Book"
Synnove "Rhythms of the Apocalypse"
Eluveitie "Quoth the Raven"
Aeon Zen "Blinded Rain"

Barren Earth "Curse of the Red River"
The Dillenger Escape Plan "Room Full of Eyes"
The Deluge "Undulations"
Psyche Corporation "Whirring World"

Mongrel "Butterknife Suicide"
inRed "Stone Road"
Darktrance "Don't Want to Miss You"
Cirque De So What "Luke Ski Cereal"
Netherbird "As I Die"

Others "Julie Ann"
Chamber Law "Let It Out - Live"
Gwynbliedd "Nostalgia"
Sorrow of Batavia "A Hollow So Vapid"

Cirque du So What "The Track You Will Listen to the Most on this Disc"
Devo Spice "Disclaimer"
Bleeding Through "Anti-Hero"
Vio-Lence "Eternal Nightmare"
Flotsam and Jetsam "I Live, You Die"
Defecation "Time Folding Machine"

Van Canto "Master of Puppets"
Dreylands "Room 7 - Vain"
Makarus Pen "Sacrifice"
Faith and the Muse "Mercyground"
Tranqulatwist "Never a Moment / Time Capsule"

Cirque du So What "Name Pitch Meeting"
Worm Quartet "C is for Lettuce / Inner Voice"
If Man is Five "Transgressions"
Y3K "The Creeping Chaos"
Icewind Blast "Necropolis"
One Eyed Doll "Meth Monster"

Son of Aurelius "Pandora's Burden"
Shadows Sanctuary "Hailfyre"
Nassau Chainsaw "Behind Enemy Lines"

Beneath Me "While You Were Sleeping"
Survivor Zero "Scavengers of Christ"
Cirque du So What "Stoogefighter"
Witness "We'll Sleep When We're Dead"
Pandora's Toybox "Back Home to the Gallows"

Eudoxis "Metal Fix"
Jon Oliva's Pain "The Evil Within"
Heathen "Control by Chaos"
Ambush! "Anti-Thiest"
Cirque du So What "You Need Prozac, Charlie Brown"
Ekotren "Can't Stay"
Cirque du So What "Hidden Track #2"

Broken Melody "I Live Again"
Audio Transmission 9 "Winter"
Andra Dare "Iatromantis"
Cirque du So What "Meanwhile..."
The Breathing Process "Vultures"
Kauze "The Cure"

Cirque su So What "Mythbusters: The Cat Came Back"
Kimberly Freeman "Overdose"

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; It was Easter Sunday, so it was a We Love Satan Show, of course. And, as Dave's 3rd anniversary of being here had been 3 days prior to this LE, back on April 1st (isn't that just the most appropriate day to have been HIS anniversary?!), it was also a celebration of that. Just Joe boycotted this program, because he somehow figured out, I'm sure some traitor must have told him, he would never be able to remember on his own, that as he plays The Easter Bunny every year, he gets killed and resurrected multiple times. But then again, that's how we got Shane, from one of those killings and resurrections. Azkath also theorized that this may be why Just Joe has that weird terror of jellybeans, because they remind him of Easter, and his many painful deaths then. Well, so with no Just Joe we needed someone to be The Easter Bunny, and The Enforcer volunteered to do it, they put the bunny ears on him and all was good. Azkath bashed The Easter Bunny in the head repeatedly until he was dead. Then they poured water on him, which is always how we do the resurrections. Only it didn't work this time. Apparently Just Joe is the only Easter Bunny we can miraculously resurrect. Ah well, ya win some, ya lose some, easy come, easy go, and all that, farewell, Enforcer! So now there was this big dead rabbit, which EVD was charged with disposing of, in some far away dumpster. Loren, from the band New Animal, suggested via our chat room that Dave should be made to eat six hundred sixty six Skittles, in honor of it being We Love Satan night. Now for most people this would be impossible, and they did not have that many Skittles, so instead they made him eat an entire bag of pop-rock like skittles at once. EVD had brought multiple colored duct tape in lots of pretty Easter-y colors, yellow, pink, purple, blue, and three girls, Foul Mouth Girl, Genevieve, she of the band Psyche Corporation, and, Victoria, all wrapped Dave up in it 'til he was a lovely Easter Egg. Then Azkath took The Boomstick, and cracked the Easter Egg, Dave, and Skittles came out, a lot of Skittles. How very Easter, crack an egg, get candy! Azkath then told Dave that as it was his 3rd Anniversary celebration, he had a gift for him... Spikes. The three girls took Dave outside and crucified him, nailing him to a tree, so Dave got nailed by three girls, if you will. Dave, in his horror of trees, ripped himself free, apparently, because there was lots of wood (well, I guess if a guy's been nailed by three girls at once, there would be a lot of wood, now wouldn't there?!), a lot more Skittles, Victoria was gone, it was not known exactly what had happened to her, she may have just gone home, and it was thought that Dave ate EVD in his terror of the trees. At any rate, Dave, EVD, and, Victoria were all gone, and none of them were heard from any more on this night. Genevieve was there all night, and lots of her songs were played. www.psychecorporation.com and, www.myspace.com/psychecorp are her websites. And, of course, as this was a We Love Satan Show, music for and about Satan was played all night long. No appearance by Satan this year on the program, but he did make an appearance in our chat room... So, once again, Dave, although it was a mixed night for you, on the good side, you ingested a ton of candy, made a lovely Easter egg, and got nailed by three girls at once, on the bad side, well there was the whole tree thing, and I know anything involving trees, for you that's a very bad thing, but, anyways, again, a very Happy 3rd Anniversary to you!



Listen to the Show

Babylon Whores "Errata Stigmata"
Abigor "As Astral Images Darken Reality"
Dark Angel "The Promise of Agony"
Hallows Eve "Lethal Tendencies"

Lair of the Minotaur "Attack the Gods"
Worm Quartet "The Laudromat of Sin" (R)
Morbid Angel "God of Emptiness"
Mindless Self Indulgence "Hail Satan"
Samsas Traum "Satanas"

Triptykon "Goetia"
The Great Kat "Satan Goes to Church"
Sacrifice "The Devil's Martyr"
Omega Lithium "Stigmata"
Pazuzu "The Churning Seas of Absu"

Psyche Corporation "Whirring World"
Eluviete "Idolminion"
LAW "Of Monkeys and Man" (R)
The Breathing Process "Grimoire"
Steve Goodie "Ice Cream Man"

Ov Hell "Invoker" (R)
Beltane "Satanic Reawakening MMVI"
Slayer "Hell Awaits" (R)
Carnifex "Angel of Death"
Rheinchaos "I Bring the Shadows"

Gwynbleidd "Stormcalling"
3 Inches of Blood "Axes of Evil"
Vindicator "Deathfront Demons"
Violence on Silence "The Silence Burns"
Venom "In League with Satan"

Psyche Corporation "Pretend"
Alice Cooper "Go to Hell"
T-Ride "Zombies from Hell"
Grim Reaper "Rock You To Hell"
Mercyful Fate "Devil Eyes"
Gorgoroth "Incipit Satan" (R)

Laibach "Sympathy for the Devil (Time for Change)"
Marduk "Sex with Satan"

GWAR "Gor-Gor"

Nuclear Assault "Stranded in Hell"
Lawnmower Deth "Satan's Trampoline"
The Misfits "Green Hell"
White Zombie "I Am Hell"
Transcending Bizarre "Dimension Hell"

Deicide "Crucifixation"
High on Fire "Snakes for the Divine"
Killing Joke "Hosannas from the Basement of Hell"
Cryptic Wintermoon "Supersatan"
Carpathian Forest "Submit to Satan!!!"

Psyche Corporation "Odonatan"
The Great Luke Ski "Everybody Get Lost"
Coven "Satanic as Hell"
Death Angel "Mistress of Pain"

Possessed "The Eyes of Horror"
Current 93 "The Descent of Long Satan and Babylon"
Andra Dare "Lilith"
Power Symphony "Lucifer"
Putrescence "Moonlight Illuminates Limbs Forced Into Impossible Positions"

Psyche Corporation "Beast"
Proscriptor "Devil Woman"
Chaotic Discord "Goat Fuckin' Virgin Killers from Hell"
The Rockin' Dildos "Hellish Metal"
Wrath "Hell is Full"

Vreid "Disciplined"
Mercyful Fate "Evil / Nuns Have No Fun - Live"
Indestroy "A.I.M.L.E.S.S."
Zubrowska "What a Wonderful World"

Dark Angel "Leave Scars"

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; It was National Joe Day, which is the day where everyone who wants to be is named Joe for that day, a day to celebrate Joe, so to speak. So Just Joe was banned from this LE, as he just gets too full of himself on that day, and is unbearable to be around. I know, I know, your thinking, "so what's new there?", but, trust us, it's     MUCH WORSE than usual! So no Just Joe on this night. Although there was supposed to be a Dave, he apparently went missing, and, with no Just Joe to send out to look for him, he would just have to stay that way for now. The band New Animal was supposed to be there to talk about their upcoming participation in the next The Last Exit For The Lost Presents Show, and were no shows. EVD was there for part of the night, and The Enforcer was there for a little while. There was Movie Time, and, in the final two hours of the program, a lot of old music was played, which was great to hear. Azkath read some funny top eight lists of things, like top eight rejected names for super heroes, top eight reasons I'm unemployed, and, top eight bumper stickers...

Listen to the Show

Hanoi Rocks "Obscured"
Leatherwolf "Thunder"
Sickhoose "TIA"
Gwynbleidd "Canvas for Departure"

Heathen "Arrows of Agony"
White Wizard "Iron Goddess of Vengeance"
Ekotren "Dead Behind the Eyes"
Accept "Balls to the Wall" (R)
Dokken "Will the Sun Rise?" (R)

Jon Oliva's Pain "Death Rides a Black Horse"
22nd Century "509"
Chamber Law "Judge and Jury"
137 "Fight for your Right (to Party)"
Svartsot "I Salens Varme Glod"

LAW "Jeffery Dahmer / Brain Probing Relativism"
Psyche Corporation "Pretend"
New Animal "Hollow"
Zadoc... and the Nightmare "Long Way from Home"

Eluveitie "Kingdom Come Undone"
Van Canto "Tribe of Force"
Mortemia "The New Desire"
Amoral "Song for the Stubborn"
Steve Goodie "Ice Cream Man"

Triptykon "Myopic Empire"
One-Eyed Doll "Hoochie Mama"
Ambush! "New American Holocaust"
Hollenthon "Deathly Dirges"
Andra Dare "Swan"

The Breathing Process "Hordes"
Stark "Get It"
Slik Helvetika "Hafnium"
Black Breath "Eat the Witch"
Lair of the Minotaur "Goatstorm"

Automan "Back in the Sun"
Killer Dwarfs "Stand Tall (Stick to your Guns)"
Lethal Dose "Who We Are"
Geezer "Beach Skeleton"
Heidevolk "Dondergod"
Tom Smith "I Had a Shoggoth"

Hundredth "Willows"
Volumes "Starstruck"
Aeon Zen "Time Divine"
Netherbird "Alison Hell"
Paul Dianno's Battlezone "The Forgotten Ones"
Geist "Einen Winter auf See"

Sovereign Strength "War on this World"
Dreamscapes of the Perverse "World of Malice"
Darkness Remains "Aura of Despair"
Hysterica "Louder"
Echoes of Eternity "Buried Beneath of Thousand Dreams"

Hades "DamNation"
Herod "Assimilation"
Impelliteri "Tonight I Fly"
Vicious Rumors "Blitz the World"
Heretic "Time Runs Short"

Amoral "Year of the Suckerpunch" (R)
Holy Terror "Debt of Pain"
VoiVod "Brainscan"
Vio-Lence "Parapalegic"
WASP "Chainsaw Charlie (Murders in the Rue Morgue)"

Warrel Dane "When We Pray"
Watchtower "The Fall of Reason"
Giant Squid "Neonate"
Warlock "Vorwarts, All Right!"

Slayer "In-a-Gadda-Da-Vida" (R)
Suicidal Tendencies "War Inside My Head" (R)
Wench "Mercy"
Wrath "Sudden Death"
Manowar "Black Wind, Fire, and Steel" (R)

Hallows Eve "Lethal Tendencies"
Dark Angel "Never to Rise Again"

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Shane, the man that grew from a spare hand of Just Joe's, was there after not having been for quite a while. EVD was also there, and The Enforcer was there for a little while. For the Russian Roulette set... If no bullet played, Just Joe would get to play a glam set of music, as he was still upset over thinking there would be an hour of glam the week before and falling yet again for that setting the clocks ahead thing which causes that hour not to exist. However, if he got to do that, while his set was playing, if it angered Shane with it's glaminess, Shane could do anything he liked to Just Joe to vent his rage. If a bullet played... In our never ending expansion of cool, fun things you can do with balloons in combination with other objects... If a bullet played, Just Joe would have to hold a balloon in his mouth, and everyone there would get to throw mouse traps at Just Joe's face trying to pop a balloon. No bullet. So Just Joe got his glam set. As a glam girl myself, that was good to hear. However, the glam did indeed make Shane angry, and at the end of the set, oh, what a coincidence(!), he had shoved a balloon in Just Joe's mouth, and threw mouse traps at it 'til it popped, and the others threw mouse traps at him and popped balloons too. There was Movie Time, in four parts. Gorgar was there in the last hour...



Listen to the Show

Divinity Destroyed "For Those Left Behind"
Psyche Corporation "Get Down"
Sorrow of Batavia "Descent Charred and Blackened"
The Agonist "Business Suits and Combat Boots"
Brenda's Never Been "Soul Sick"
A New Dawn "Acension"

Triptykon "Goetia"
Death Angel "Disturbing the Peace - Live"
The Breathing Process "Starless: Eternal / Odyssey (un)Dead"
Amoral "Year of the Suckerpunch"

Keller "Sentenced to Death"
Minier "The Skeptic"
Tommy Ernolli "Taking Control"
Geezer "Beach Skeleton"
Steve Goodie "Ice Cream Man"

Julian's Lullabye "Just for a Day"
Omega Lithium "Snow Red"
Pandora's Toybox "The Big Fat Wallet... / Catching Waifs"
Ekotren "Light to Shine"
Netherbird "Nepenthe"

Blind Witness "Prologue / All Alone"
Volumes "Starstruck"
Vampires Everywhere "Immortal Love"
White Wizzard "Iron Goddess of Vengeance"
*Blackchords "At World's End"
Dreyelands "Room 2 - Can't Hide Away"

Phantom "Under the Gun"
Mean Streak "Roadkill"
Detente "It's Your Fate"
Warrior Soul "Punk and Belligerent (Rerecorded)"
Nitevigil "Break the Ice"

Tigertailz "Love Bomb Baby"
Europe "Stormwind"
TNT "Everyone's a Star"
Dokken "Just Got Lucky"
Faster Pussycat "Bathroom Wall - Live"

Hanoi Rocks "Intro / Obscured"
Van canto "My Voice"
Eluveitie "A Thousandfold"
Dark Fortess "Nemesis"

Andra Dare "Kyanos"
Stark "Wasting Air"
Armageddon "Winter Skies"
Sickhoose "TIA"
One Eyed Doll "Wheels on the Bus"

Others "Stitch"
Geist "Helike"
Bloodshoteye "There Will be Blood"
Requiem for Oblivion "Casting Shadows"
Gwynbliedd "Stare Into the Sun"

Mastermind "Desire"
22nd Century "Life in Space"
Fireball Ministry "Followed by a Fall"
We Came as Romans "Roads that Don't End and Views that Never Cease"
Die Among Heroes "In The Event I Don't Return"

Poisonblack "Buried Alive"
Vreid "Blucher"
High on Fire "Holy Flames of the Fire Spitter"
Hades "The Leaders?"

ZnoWhite "War Machine"

Amy Hendrickson and the Prime Directive "The Hydra"