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Kal was there, after a couple of months absence. He was dressed very weirdly, as usual. Just Joe was asked if he had been responsible for Kal's absence. He denied it, not very convincingly. Azkath accused Just Joe of trying to build an apocalypse machine. Again, Just Joe denied it, again, not very convincingly. Due to the results of Russian Roulette, Just Joe had to get completely naked, and run to the P&C, and back again. He got halfway there, then came running back, screaming that there were monsters, lots of monsters. They told him there were no monsters, they had been watching him the whole time, and they hadn't seen any monsters. They told him he was just trying to get out of going to the P&C naked, but it wasn't going to work. They sent him back out. He came back, and now they believed him, they saw the monsters, and they were banging on the building, trying to get in. And Just Joe was covered in a substance that did not look like blood. The monsters seemed to be, well, hot for Just Joe. Just Joe asked Azkath and Kal for help. And the help that they gave him was to throw him outside to the monsters, where a lot of monsters had their way with him. Just Joe was quite upset with Azkath and Kal. They told him that he had wanted them to get the monsters to go away, and they clearly were not going to do that, 'til they got what they wanted, Just Joe, they were gone now, weren't they, so it had worked. Besides, they said it looked like he had enjoyed some of it... Just Joe said that that was beside the point, and part of the problem. Just Joe began howling in distress. But he got to hear a rare, obscure Dio track, which he had actually never heard before, so that made him feel a little better. He told them, next time, to find a way to make the monsters go away that didn't involve them all over, and in, him. There were a few segments of Movie time, one of which Mark Anbinder, a long time WVBR personality, participated in. Just Joe had actually seen six movies, more than anybody else, including Azkath. That was a first. The last hour was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour...

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Rick, Randy, and, Ken, all from The Metallic Onslaught, well except Ken, were there. Also there were two members of the band Spater, Terry, and Dave. Dave is also the founder of The Finger Lakes Metal Fest, which would be the following Saturday, and which The Metallic Onslaught would be hosting. This is The Fest's 7th year. Spater and nineteen other bands would be performing. Spater had also brought their brand new CD, which you could also get at The Fest. Many tracks from it were played. They rock, www.spaterrock.com is their website, and, www.spaterrock.com/flmetalfest is the website for, you guessed it, The Finger Lakes Metal Fest. Azkath hypnotized Randy. He put him to sleep, and meant to have him start doing the Meanie dance, possibly half naked... But the music he wanted to play for him to dance to refused to play for some reason, well, we later learned the reason, Azkath had forgotten to push the button. This prompted Azkath to say "what is this, screw the host night!?", and Randy, still under, took that as a command, and got up saying "screw the host", "screw the host". Azkath fought him, but Randy kept on coming, err, maybe that is an unfortunate choice of words, given the situation. Rick took over host duties while Azkath was still trying to fend off Randy, not all that successfully. Azkath pointed out to Randy that Rick was now the host, so he should go screw him. Randy tried. One hit from Rick and Randy was unconscious. He was out for quite a while. When he finally came to, he had no memory of what had just transpired. They told him he had taken a nap, fallen out of his chair, and hit his head, which would account for his headache. Later, for some unknown reason, Randy lapsed into something Azkath had hypnotized him to believe a few weeks ago, that Ken, a three hundred pound bald guy with a goatee, was a gorgeous woman that Randy would pursue. Randy started hitting on Ken. Then he snapped out of it, saw Ken as he was, and freaked out in horror. Ken started coming onto Randy and they fought. Randy clobbered Ken, and they told him, what had he done, he had assaulted a pretty girl. Randy went back to thinking Ken was a girl, and was terrified over what he had done. Russian Roulette was played. Either way someone was going to play Super Happy Fun Time Jumping Off The Roof Game. If a bullet played, Ken would take the plunge, if not, Randy Would. No bullet, even though Randy tried to dispute it. He wouldn't go up on the roof, so Rick and Ken got him up there. But then he refused to jump, so, to paraphrase a song, "Randy's on the house top and won't come down". Finally Ken told Randy there was a spider behind him, Randy jumped in fear, and finally fell off the roof, making a pretty satisfactory thud. Rick and Ken then took him home. Another wimpy metal guy afraid of a tiny little spider! Wait, Randy isn't a metal guy, he had those credentials revoked a long time ago. Never mind. Randy,and Ken were asked a bunch of those theinsanedomain.com questions, in an attempt to find out what is wrong with them. We still don't have the answer, but we are making progress. There was one segment of Movie Time, with everyone participating. Azkath gave two book reviews about aliens, UFOs, and the study of them. The final hour was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour...

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Just Joe was back, after a weeks absence, and he still will not say where he was when he was not there. Dave, the worst co-host in the world, after being there a whole two weeks in a row, was not there. Well, he did set a record there, three weeks in a row I guess was just too much to expect. Rick, from The Metallic Onslaught, was there. Mike, formerly of that great band Ayurveda, dropped by to talk about his new project. It is a band that features three out of the five members of Ayurveda, but has a very different sound and style. The band is called Photoreal. LE had two songs of their's, and they both were played. Mike talked about the band, how it came to be, and what it will be doing in the near future. It is a cool band. There was a segment of Movie Time, Just Joe only had one movie to contribute, despite having had two weeks to watch stuff. Maybe if we knew why he is absent when he is, we could excuse this, since he won't tell us, we will just go with it is because he sucks. Azkath reviewed a book he had read, About the author, John Keel's trip through India, and that region. The last hour was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour... And Just Joe showed off his injuries he had received on The Metallic Onslaught the night before, celebrating No Pants Day there, when Jeffie had shaved Just Joe's ass... With a weed whacker... Just Joe showed everyone at LE how his injury looked a day later...

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04-29-12 LE Dave vs Raven from Aethyric Productions on Vimeo.

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Just Joe was not there. But Dave, the absolute worst co-host in the world, was amazingly actually there for two whole weeks in a row, which I think may be a record for him! Congratulations! Also there were, Rick and Ken from The Metallic Onslaught, and Raven, who arrived later in the middle of the night. Before she got there, Dave was saying how he would like to spank her. So, Azkath told him to go for it. He did get in one spank, then she knocked him out with a kick to the face. Then everyone beat on Dave. When he came to, he was quite confused. They told him he should try spanking Raven again next time. Dave wondered how he had gotten the foot print on his face. He left, still confused. There were two segments of Movie Time, with almost everyone participating. The last hour was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour...

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Just Joe was back, after a weeks absence, but he didn't want to talk about where he had been. Every time Azkath asked him, which he did a lot of times, Just Joe would either ignore the question, change the subject, or say he didn't want to talk about it. Then Azkath and Just Joe both started screaming. Because DAVE WAS THERE!!! Yes, that's right, the absolute worst co-host in the world ever, was finally here, after not having been for ten months. However, Dave didn't seem to know what they were talking about, he insisted he had only been gone a week. They showed him the date on the computer, but he still wouldn't believe them. So they showed him video recaps of all the things he had missed in almost a year. He finally became distraught, wanting to know what had happened to him, where he had been. The last time we had seen Dave, they had sent him off to look for the aliens that Just Joe had kept insisting he was seeing. But it had turned out that the alien thing had all been a hoax, a trick made up by Just Joe. So, as to where Dave has been, and why he has no memory of the past almost year, who knows? Dave became more and more agitated and confused. He didn't stay too long, he said he needed to go find people he knew and find out where he had been, or something. So he rushed out, oddly, ripping off his clothes as he went, don't know what that was all about, and that is probably the last we will see of him for another year, he does live up to his title of worst co-host in the world so well! In fact, Azkath and Just Joe, once Dave had gone, began to question if Dave had even really been there at all, or if it had been a mass hallucination. Actually, that probably is more likely than that Dave was really there. Who knows? Mark Anbinder, long time WVBR personality, was there for one break, he told us what movies he has seen recently, and talked about movies in general for a bit, some soon coming out ones and such. There were two other official segments of Movie Time. The last hour was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour...

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Recap by Fire Eater WizardJust Joe was absent, no one new where he was. They hoped his new house had not been stolen, that was why he had been absent for a couple weeks recently, his house was stolen, not any of his stuff, just the house from around it. Present were, Rick, Randy, And, Ken, all from The Metallic Onslaught, and also Raven, for part of the night. Rick, Randy, And, Ken were there for most of the night, until almost the last hour. They asked Raven if she was responsible for Just Joe not being there. She was vague on that. Ken kept using the phrase "chop chop", as in hurry up, all night long. So, before he left, Azkath decided to take him literally, and gave him some hard wrestling chops to the chest. As Rick, Randy, and, Ken were getting ready to leave and drive home, Azkath hypnotized Randy and told him that, every five minutes on the way home, he would suddenly see Ken as a beautiful woman, and would hit on him. Rick said that Ken would be the one driving, so Azkath took it back. He put Randy under again, told him to forget that, now he would think Rick was a gorgeous woman, and constantly try to fondle his boobs. But then he rethought that too, because this would surely lead to Randy's death at the hand of Rick, and we need Randy around, he is too easy to make fun of, due to his terrible taste in things, his girlie tastes. So Azkath put him back under, told him to forget that as well. He told him that, on the ride home, he would think that he was a vampire, the sparkling kind, and that Rick was a sparkling vampire. There were three segments of Movie Time, with almost everyone participating to varying degrees. The last hour was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour... And lots of cool new music was played this night...

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4-8-12 Last Exit's We Love Satan Easter Celebration from Aethyric Productions on Vimeo.

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It was Easter Sunday, which meant of course that it was a We Love Satan Show, with all the music about, for, and to, Satan. Now, every Easter since Just Joe has been here, Just Joe has been The Easter Bunny, and he always meets with an awful fate and gets killed in some horrible ways, but, being that it is Easter, he is always resurrected, by pouring water over him, which miraculously brings him back to life. But this time it was decided that Just Joe had suffered enough, and that someone else should be The Easter Bunny who gets sacrificed. It would be Rick. Also present for this night were, Adam, Nikki, and, Adam's friend Chad, whom Azkath has renamed Kyle. At first Just Joe wanted to be The Easter Bunny, he never can remember the horrible things that happen to him on Easter, but Azkath showed him all the recaps of Easters past, and he was okay with someone else being The Easter Bunny this time. So Just Joe was told to kill The Easter Bunny. He tried to throw him down the stairs, but Rick threw him down instead, killing him. They had to put the bunny ears on him, pour water over him and revive him, you can't be resurrected unless you are wearing the bunny ears. Then Adam and Chad/Kyle were told to kill The Easter Bunny, who had a basket of eggs and everything. They tried, twice, and Rick killed them, twice. And, the first time, the water revived them, although, as they were now running low on water, Just Joe provided his own liquid, you don't want to know, and neither did they, they were also covered in eggs, which The Easter Bunny had thoughtfully given them, but the second time, they did not revive, so Rick stashed them in the trunk of his car. As per the results of Russian Roulette, Just Joe had to eat his way out of a whole cabinet full of Peeps. That made him super hyper, then he crashed, so they fed him Peeps which he had regurgitated, there was a lot of that, Just Joe reported that they tasted about the same the second time around. Then Azkath beat Just Joe down with a garbage can, for being too hyper, the can was full, so trash went everywhere. The night was drawing near to a close, and no one had managed to kill The Easter Bunny, Rick is just too tough. Azkath said that their needed to be a sacrificial killing, and a resurrection to save Easter. Rick had an idea, he put the bunny ears on Just Joe, who didn't want them, and then chopped him, killing him. They resurrected Just Joe, and so Easter was saved! There were two segments of Movie Time, with some people participating, some had not seen anything. Just Joe had, actually. The last Hour was The Rare Obscure And Classic Music Hour, with the Rare Obscure And Classic Music being about, for, and, to, Satan, of course! So, whatever you are celebrating or not celebrating, or doing, or not doing at this time, have a fun filled time whatever it is!

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