Playlist
HPLHS "The Carol of the Olde Ones / Death May Die / Oh Come All Ye Olde Ones / Harley Got Devoured by the Undead"
Jesse Smith "Christmas with the Zombies"
Millbastards "Power Struggle"
Anger as Art "Gods of Hate"
Ulcer "Grant Us Death"
Shai Hulud "Reach Beyond the Stars"
Enshadowed "Starry Throne of It"
Killaton "Chance"
Skyclad "The Great Brain Robbery"
St. Madness "Speaking in Tongues"
Korpiklanni "Happy Little Boozer" (R)
The Misfits "Skulls"
BigBoote "A is for Anarchy"
Anthrax "Armed and Dangerous"
Anacrusis "Stop Me"
Dufus "Fun Wearing Underwear - Live"
Worm Quartet "Monkey"
Entombed "Supposed to Rot"
Skinny Puppy "Inquisition"
Rage "Scared to Death"
Atom and His Package "Possession (Not the One by Danzig)"
Tom Smith and the great Luke Ski "Cthuhlu Ftagn"
Worm Quartet "A Worm Quartet Christmas"
Savatage "Holocaust"
SOD "Milk- Live"
Overkill "Wrecking Crew"
Proscriptor "I Ran"
The Pushrods "XXX-Mas Sucks"
Divinity Destroyed "Prism"
Firewater "The Man on the Burning Tightrope"
Vandroya "When Heaven Decides to Call"
Diamond Tyr "Crossing Over"
King Diamond "No Presents for Xmas"
Black Flag "Drinking and Driving - Live"
Morbid Saint "Lock Up Your Children"
Samael "Son of Earth"
Nuclear Bubble Wrap "Sharktopus"
Millbastards "Arsenic"
Cradle of Filth "Thirteen Autumns and a Widow (Red October Mix)"
HPLHS "The Cultist Song"
Cemetary "And Julie is No More"
Queensryche "Deliverance - Live"
Thirteen South "Hungry Hungry Hippos"
Voice of Addiction "Warriors"
South Park "Merry Fucking Christmas (Mr. Garrison)"
This Will Hurt You "Lookz A lot Like Christmas"
Suicidal Tendencies "If I Don't Wake Up"
Fall of Serenity "Knife to Meet You"
Cosmic Sea "Conclusion of Man"Damien "Possession"
Insane Clown Posse "Red Christmas"
Decapitated "Carnival is Over"
Black Breath "Forced Into Possession"
Incubus "Serpent Temptation - Live"
Asphyx "Os Abysmi Vel Daath"
Kenos "No Presents for Christmas"
Blue Murder "Valley of the Kings" (R)
Pandora's Toybox "The Reapers X-Mas"
Crystal Viper "The Banshee"
Polyethylene "Somebody Saved My Life Last Night"
HPLHS "The Most Horrible Time of the Year"
the great Luke Ski "The Star Wars Hanukkah Song"
Ire Clad "Empowher"
Behemoth "Starspawn" (R)
Flotsam and Jetsam "Suffer the Masses - Live"
SSS "Merry Christmas"
Monty Python "Always Look on the Bright Side..."
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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard
This was a very special LE, as it would be the last one ever, as The
Apocalypse would occur the following Friday. So this was our Apocalypse
Show. It would be mostly a Russian Roulette Show, where the computer would
pick the songs at random, and, when a bullet played, they would stop, and
Azkath would push the button on Satan's box, and it would give instructions
on what would happen. There were a ton of people present, Rick and Randy,
from The Metallic Onslaught, Kal, Keith and Jason, from the band Sanjuro
Fields, Pete and Eric, from the band Ire Clad, members of the band 13 South, and, a very special
guest, someone who has been there from the very beginning of LE, Sloth,
who, tonight, was The Sloth Of The Apocalypse. Sloth claimed that the
Apocalypse was not going to happen. The first bullet was that Sloth had to
eat twenty Twinkies, which sent Sloth into a fit of hysterical mourning,
because Twinkies are the food that sloths thrive on, and, they are no
longer in existence. Next bullet, everyone got records broken on them. The
records didn't break as well as usual, I'm sure Satan's doing, and Azkath
was the only one who bled, when a record didn't break, but snapped back and
gave him a nice gash on the face. Next bullet, Pooh Stick Goes Where? Sloth
took the Pooh Stick, a stick with a Winnie The Pooh's head on it. He first
shoved it up his ass, then went around putting it various places on
everyone's bodies. He put it in someone's doughnut hole, no, that is not a
cute term for what you are probably thinking, an actual doughnut hole, the
kind you eat. Azkath challenged anyone to eat the doughnut off The Pooh
Stick. There were no takers for that for some reason, you would think
doughnut holes would be tasty. But then Sloth ate it himself. Um, EWWW!!!
That brown stuff on the doughnut isn't chocolate! Another bullet, Randy had
to go into the bathroom. The bathroom was supposed to be full of balloons
for this, but Randy had forgotten to get the balloons, BAD RANDY! Eric
was waiting for him in there, with The Pooh Stick. There were disturbing sounds
issuing forth from the bathroom. Azkath sent Sloth to go check on, and
perhaps save Randy. Sloth didn't want to, but finally went. He was heard
telling someone to "Get off of him, you nasty man!". Then it appeared that
Sloth got the crap beaten out of him. Sloth was thrown out of the bathroom.
They asked Sloth, Randy, and, Eric, what had happened. Sloth said he had
tried to break up some disturbing man on man love, but that apparently it
had been consensual, because he wound up getting beaten down, and thrown
out of the bathroom. They asked Randy what had happened. Randy said that
Eric had started talking about the track lighting in his room, and then had
started holding The Pooh Stick in quite disturbing ways... They asked Randy
how he felt... He said violated. Another bullet was that everyone was to
sing "Happy Trails To You", in honor of The Apocalypse. They did. It was
horrible. Sloth was leaving, well, ya know, it takes him two months to get
home, sloths are extremely slow. Azkath told him he had found a Twinkie for
him. Sloth didn't believe him, but took it... He said it was vile, tasted
like vomit. Azkath told him it was only a Ritz cracker, he had told him it
was disguised to look like a Twinkie. Before Sloth left, Azkath played some
special music for him... It was porn sounding music, Sloth preceded to do a
porn act, molesting everyone there. Sloth left still claiming that The
Apocalypse was not going to happen, that, as The Sloth Of The Apocalypse,
he knew these things. Azkath told him he couldn't know these things,
because, without his life force, Twinkies, he was in to weakened a state.
After Rick and Randy had left, they were driving back together, Azkath told
Randy, if he was listening, and he was asleep, which would seem to be a
contradiction, I mean, if he were asleep, how could he be listening, and
vice versa, to every once in a while, reach over and grab Rick's boob.
Again, if he were asleep, how could he do that, but this was because Azkath
had forgotten to hypnotize Randy before he left into doing something that
would make the ride home miserable for his companion. There were two
segments of Movie Time. Just Joe had purposefully stayed away from this LE
because he wanted to avoid the Apocalypse Bunnies that await us. Azkath
still suspects he is building robots to combat the bunnies. Christmas metal and comedy, was played
throughout the night, as well as music befitting The Apocalypse. Azkath
ended the night by thanking everyone who had participated in LE over it's
many years, and then the final song was the only appropriate way to end the
last LE ever, Monty Python's "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life". So,
I guess this is my Final recap for LE. It's been a real blast with LE,
first for two years as a listener, and then for the last ten years as a
participant, and a contributor. It's been great knowing you all, and hope to meet up
with you all again in the next plane of existence. HAPPY APOCALYPSE,
EVERYONE!!! ENJOY!!!
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