The Last Exit for the Lost Show Archive

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Azkath had a test for everyone there... He wanted to see how each of them would do running the program if someone had to take over because he was dead, who would be the best one for the task. He gave each one of them a hypothetical situation in which he died, they involved him going outside, because he overheats easily, and it is summer, very hot weather. In these hypotheticals, while he's outside, something kills him, he spontaneously combusts, he's run over by a herd of moose, an asteroid hits him, Gorgar is driving in his car, has a heart attack, dies, his car hits Azkath, that jolt revives Gorgar, but kills Azkath, and, a herd of deer, looking for Gorgar, shreds Azkath into a million pieces. The first one to try taking over the show was EVD. After accidentally shutting off the microphone for several seconds, he tried to play Queensryche, but Rob Zombie played instead. Despite EVD's claims that he hates Rob Zombie, we know it isn't true, it's the same thing as when he claims to hate his present last week, a framed picture of George W. Bush, it's a lie, he really loves it. EVD destroyed half the studio, he said in his attempts to get the Rob Zombie to stop playing, but we know it was really due to his wild enthusiasm for the music, he got a little, well, actually, a lot, carried away. It didn't look like EVD would be the best choice to run the show. Next to be tested was Dave. And what happened when he took over? Why dead silence, because Dave is living up to the award he was presented with last week proclaiming him the worst co-host ever, and he was yet again, not there when he was supposed to be. Obviously Dave would not be a very good choice either. Next up was Foul Mouth Girl. She did manage to play some Shotgun Messiah, one of her favorite bands, despite not doing very well at running the board, pushing a lot of wrong buttons, then she played Deicide. Now, like EVD, when she says she hates Deicide, we all know that is not the truth, she loves them, they're her favorite band, why she even likes them better than Shotgun Messiah! So when she walked away from the board, and said it was to get away from the Deicide, we know that was not the reason, she probably wanted to rock out to the band. She also was not looking a very likely candidate to run things. Just Joe was next. And he has actually run the show before, so he was certain he could do better than everyone thus far. He said he was going to play the Queensryche that EVD had wanted to play, but hadn't been able to. But, when he pressed the button, a techno version of The Smurfs was all that would play. Then he tried to play Divinity Destroyed, then Others, and finally, his beloved Elf, but the only thing that would play was techno-Smurfs. Well, I guess it could have been much worse, it could have been The Teletubbies. So, Just Joe had failed at taking over the show as miserably as he fails at almost everything else he tries to do. There was only one person left to test, Gorgar. He too tried to play Queensryche, and screamed. Although there was absolutely nothing there that they could see that he could have electrocuted himself on, he had apparently managed to do just that, and appeared to be dead. Only Gorgar could get himself electrocuted by trying to play a CD! Azkath slapped Gorgar hard repeatedly, trying to revive him, but it didn't work. However, playing Dokken for him, did. So I guess we have learned two very important things from this little experiment, 1, Queensryche is very unlucky and probably playing it should be avoided, and, two, Azkath just can't die, he is not allowed to! Azkath told Gorgar that Just Joe had been the one to slap him in the face so hard, and that that was why his face was hurting. There was a segment of Adventures In Listening, two segments of Movie Time, and, Anomaly Corner was interspersed throughout the latter portion of the night.

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(R) - Requested

Lillian Axe "Under the Same Moon"
Axel Rudi Pell "Devil Zone"
Moore "Born to Die"
Coliseum "Man was Never Meant to Fly"

Sickhoose "SRJ"
Status Minor "Machine"
Nox Aurea "The Shadowless Plains"
Annihilator "Payback"

Black Label Society "Parade of the Dead"
Daniel Lioneye "I Saw Myself"
Sister Sin "Outrage"
Exodus "Burn, Hollywood, Burn"
Morning Sidekick "Everybody Go See Twilght"

Ministry "Thunderstruck"
Parity Boot "No more Lies"
Vandan Plas "Holes in the Sky"
VonBones "Hallow's Eve"
L.A. Guns "Let There Be Rock"

The Other "Ghost Ride to Hell"
The Commander-In-Chief "Paranoid"
Black Sabbath "The Shining (Demo with Ian Gillan)"
Ana Kefr "Tonight We Watch the Children Fucking Burn"
Requiem for Oblivion "The Release"

God Sized Hate "Desperate Days"
Vindicator "I Hate People"
Amelia is Dead "Amnesia Kills Bodies, But Left Mine to Slowly Die"
Thirteen South "Hungry, Hungry Hippoes"

Rob Zombie "Never Gonna Stop (The Black Cat Crossing Mix)"

Revenant Dead "Perfekt Hate"
The Sword "Tres Brujas"
Haste the Day "The Quiet, Deadly Ticking"
Gloominous Doom "White Worms from Hell"
Psyche corporation "Sink In"

Aggressor "Chopper"
Oomph "Burning Desire"
Glyder "The Bitter End"
This or the Apocalypse "Subverse"
Ozzy Osbourne "I Want It More"

Shotgun Messiah "SexDrugsandRocknRoll"
Deicide "Deicide"

Rhapsody of Fire "crystal Moonlight"
And Hell Followed With "Those Now Sleep Forever"
Tarot "The Pilot of All Dreams"
Against the Plagues "Great are the Eyed"
Soilwork "The Akuma Afterglow"

check Engine "No Skin"
Asphyx "Os Abysmi Vel Daath"
Danzig "Left Hand Rise Above"
Liv Kristine "Skintight"
Vains of Jenna "I Don't Care"

Smurfs (Techno Remix)

Monster Magnet "king of Mars"
Motorhead "Killed by Death"
Nitro "Freight Train"
Metal Church "Gods of Wrath"
Omen "Escape to Nowhere"

Jingo De Lunch "Reaching"
The Commander-In-Chief "Great Expectations"
Day Six "A Soul's Documentary"
Bitter Frost "Signs that Point to Nowhere"
Semargl "Credo Dead to this World"

Halford "The Mower"
Witchery "From Dead to Worse"
Candlemass "Samarithan - Live"

Dokken "Breaking the Chains (Rerecorded / Remastered)
Procession of Aeons "Particle Explosion"
One Eyed Doll "Be My Friend"
Slayer "Expendable Youth - Live" (R)
The Dead Kennedy's "Drug Me"

Hawk "Fades So Fast"

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Jason, Justin, and Bryan, who make up three fourths of the band Sorrow Of Batavia, were there for almost the first half of the program. They were interviewed, and lots of their songs were played, www.myspace.com/sorrowofbatavia is their website. They rock. They had the band play each other at Boggle. The winner would get to pick a set of music. The loser would have, um well, a "fate" befall him. Jason won, so he got to pick his set of music, a heavy set. They let the band vote on which of two fates should befall Justin. Should he have a naked Just Joe and Dave give him a lap dance, or, should balloons be put on top of him, and Dave splash him 'til all the balloons were popped. All three members could vote, including Justin. Naked lap dance won out. So Just Joe and Dave stripped down and gave Justin his lap dance. But actually, Justin and Bryan got lap dances, because, though Bryan had the chance to move and avoid it, he didn't. Um, ah, guys, I'm really concerned about you! I'd advise you to seek out some professional help, like, right away, quickly! Dave, who had finally seen fit to actually show up, and then left rather early, was presented with a plaque proclaiming him the worst co-host ever, with a bad picture of him on it. Dave was thrilled to get an award, apparently not minding at all that it was saying that he was the worst, I think that was kinda lost on him. Azkath gave Dave several shots to the head with his own award, knocking him out. When Dave came to, he was told that, if he actually showed up regularly, he could have his own entrance theme music. This made Dave very happy. They gave EVD a present, because they pay attention to him when he talks, and they knew it was something he would truly love... A framed picture of George W. Bush. I'm sure those screams from EVD were screams of joy and delight. They took the picture and rubbed it all over EVD. Again, I'm sure those increasingly louder shrieks from EVD were due to the great pleasure this brought him. Just Joe put the picture in EVD's car, but EVD took it out, obviously not wanting to be away from it for even one second. But somehow he left it behind when he went home, all that joy and giddiness must have gotten to him, he just couldn't think straight. Ria, who hadn't been there in a while showed up around 3:00. There was a segment of Adventures In Listening, and Movie Time. And something Azkath had done off and on throughout the years was sort of re-debuted this night... Anomaly Corner. Throughout the last couple hours of the program, he read actual news stories of strange never explained events from over the years in various locations, a cattle mutilation, a strange yellow glow that hung over upstate New York long ago, and a never understood wave of blackness that occurred in the middle of the day, traveling through different areas, years ago. Are theory is that these could very well have been the work of Shoggoths. Just Joe whimpered every time this theory was put forth...



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(R) = Requested

The Accused "Pounding Nails (into the lid of your coffin) / War=Death '88 (and Beyond) / Saturday Night Special"
Circle Jerks "Beat Me Senseless"
Dead Kennedy's "Let's Lynch the Landlord"

Sorrow of Batavia "Midnight Moon - Live"
Detente "Kill Rush"
Moore "Scarred for Life"
Iron Maiden "El Diablo"
Tears "Time Master"

Sorrow of Batavia "A Hollow So Vapid"
Ana Kefr "Tonight We Watch the Children Fucking Burn"
Divinity Destroyed "Like a Prayer"
The Commander-In-Chief "Great Expectations"
Amelia is Dead "Beautiful Silence"

Sorrow of Batavia "A Road Yet Traveled - Live"
Shadow Eden "Your Attention Please"
Maax "Die by the Axe"
Extreme Noise Terror "Cage Paralysis / Think Outside the Box"
Necromonicon "Necropolis"
Hemoptysis "And the World Dies"

Sorrow of Batavia "The Wretched One"
Van Canto "Battery"
Skull Fist "Blackout"
Vindicator "Shock Trauma"

Nile "Sacrifice Unto Sebek"
The Black Dahlia Murder "I Will Return"
Belphegor "The Ancient Enemy"
Oceano "District of Misery"

Sorrow of Batavia "A Descent, Charred and Blackened - Live"
Early Graves "Wraiths"
Thirteen South "Remnants"
In Fear and Faith "Bought the Ticket, Took the Ride"

Exodus "Democide"
Anacrusis "Wrong"

Raven "Hard Ride"
The Great Kat "Rossini's The Barber of Seville"
Slayer "Disorder w/Ice T"
Artillery "In the Trash"
Pitchshifter "Genius"

Possessed "The Eyes of Horror"
Heretic "Riding with the Angels"
Killing Joke "Requiem"
Lethargy "Among the Dead I Lie"
Malevolent Creation "Monster"

Buzzkill "Spellbound and Bitten"
Sickhoose "SRJ"
Dreyelands "Room 3 - Pretending"
Paradox "Power and Glory"
Section A "The City is Falling"

Beta Plus Embryo "Time Kills Everything"
Texas Hippie Coalition "Pissed Off and Mad About It"
Parkway Drive "Sleepwalker"
Edenbridge "Higher"
Evil Dead - The Musical "Do the Necronomicon"

Ozzy Osbourne "Let It Die"
Acid Tiger "Dark Hands"
Blacklisted "I'm Trying to Disappear"
Dead Kennedy's "Chemical Warfare"
Nomeansno "Forward to Death"

Entropia "Nowhere to Hide"
Metal Church "(My Favorite) Nightmare / Waiting for a Saviour"
Monster Magnet "Baby Gotterdamerung - Live / Lord 13"
Suicidal Tendencies "Sorry!? / The Feeling's Back"

Sword "Dare to Spit"
Worm Quartet "Corn / Strap-On Brain"
Faith No More "Surprise, You're Dead!"
Firewater "Whistling in the Dark"
Flotsam and Jetsam "Fade to Black"

Coliseum "Statuary"
Check Engine "Nothing"
Holy Terror "Debt of Pain"
7 Seconds "Regress No Way"

Chastain "The Wicked are Restless"

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Genevieve, of the band Psyche Corporation, was there for most of the night. Her music was played, including a new song. www.psychecorporation.com is her website, she rocks. The Enforcer was there for a little while at the beginning of the night. He informed us that he won't be around for a couple weeks, as he is getting married, and will be honeymooning in Mexico. So Congratulations Enforcer, good luck with all that. Vic, the rhythm guitarist for the band Vindicator called in for an extended interview. He talked about his band, and promoted a concert they would be performing at, in Buffalo, in a couple days. Some songs from his band's CD were played throughout the night. They are cool. For Russian Roulette, it was the same rules as last week: If a bullet played on an odd number, Just Joe would get to play a set of music. If a bullet played on an even number, Foul Mouth Girl would get to play a set of music. And, if a bizarre, EVD song played? As EVD was not there this night, in the highly unlikely event that that would happen two weeks in a row, Genevieve would get to play a set of music. After two rounds, no bullets played, and Russian Roulette was ended there for this night. There was a segment of Adventures In Listening, and two Segments of Movie Time. Gorgar was there in the final hour, and something happened that hasn't in a while... Gorgar's Corner. Not Gorgar's Glamorama, which is similar, yet a completely different thing, trust us, but the original, which preceded that, Gorgar's Corner. Gorgar's pick for this week was the band Crash Diet, with the song "Native Nature...

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(R) = Requested

Sister Sin "Sounds of the Underground"
Daniel Lioneye "Saturnalia / Neolithic Way"
Avenged Sevenfold "Nightmare"
Picture Me Broken "Live is Evil Spelled Backwards"

Vindicator "USSA"
Devil's Blood "Christ or Cocaine / Queen of My Burning Heart"
This or the Apocalypse "Hellish"
Exodus "Class Dismissed (A Hate Primer)"
Jingo De Lunch "Trouble"

Danzig "Hammer of the Gods" (R)
Diamond Head "Am I Evil" (R)
A Plea for Purging "Golden Barriers" (R)

Satyricon "Mother North" (R)
Dio "Holy Diver" (R)
Gravehill "Decibel Ritual"
Celtic Frost "Procreation (of the Wicked)" (R)
Revenant Dead "Desolution"

In Silentio Noctis "Libre Satanas"
Sabbath Assembly "The Saints Shall Inherit the Earth"
Alex Masi "Theory of Nothing"
Llvme "Vaqueirada"
Lord Agheros "Old Throne"

Van Canto "Kings of Metal"
Vindicator "The Dog Beneath the Skin"

Vindicator "Gore Orphanage"
The Commander-In-Chief "Great Expectations"
Iron Maiden "El Dorado"
Colliseum "Skeleton Smile"
Hellcannon "Act of Violence"

Psyche Corporation "Sink In"
Morning Sidekick "Go Commando"
Entropia "Both Feet in the Grave"
Moore "Blood Rage / Anymore"
Thirteen South "Interview with a Stagmire"

Obsession "Scarred for Life"
Em Symphonia "To Silence the Laughter"
Flotsam and Jetsam "N.E. Terror"
Venom "Witching Hour"
Motley Crue "Take Me to the Top"

Trail of Tears "Joyless Trance of Winter"
Sun Descends "Day Rat"
Iced Earth "Last December"
Vader "Dark Age"
Racer X "Gone to Far"

Dead Kennedy's "Winnebago Warrior / Nazi Punks Fuck Off"
Napalm Death "Nazi Punks Fuck Off / In Deference / The Great and the Good"
Dead Kennedy's "Holiday in Cambodia"
Napalm Death "Suffer the Children"

Psyche Corporation "The Ceiling"
The Extra-Dimensional Wound "Invoke the Desolate One"
Sickhoose "TIA"
Kingdom of Sorrow "Behind the Blackest Tears"
Illusion of Joy "My Favorite Complaint"

How to Destroy Angels "Parasite"
Extreme Noise Terror "Cage Paralysis / Think Outside the Box"
Slang "World of Lunacy / Black Rain"
Maax "Bastards"

Crash Diet "Native Nature"
Dir En Grey "Obscure - Live"
Gloominous Doom "Old Bay, Old and Grey"
Dead Man's Bones "Werewolf Heart"
Barren Earth "Deserted Morrows"

Tears "Things Imaginary"
Van Canto "Fear of the Dark"

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; EVD was there. The background theme music for Show Listings this week was the theme from the movie "Alien", which Just Joe and EVD both knew sounded really familiar, that they knew they knew it, but neither one could quite figure out what it was from and had to be told, however they still are way ahead of me, who couldn't even get that it was the theme from "Star Wars" the week before, how pathetic is that?! For Russian Roulette this week, it was done differently this time... A bullet would play, because the computer would go on randomly picking songs until one did, no matter how long it took. Unless of course it still hadn't played one by 6:00 AM, I mean I don't think we were just going to plow right over The Salt Creek Show's time until a bullet finally played, but you never know. In any case that didn't happen, so the question didn't come up. If a bullet played on an odd number it would be for Just Joe, anything odd always has to involve Just Joe, and he would get to play a set of music. If the bullet played on an even number, Foul Mouth Girl would get to play a set of music. And, in the unlikely event that a bizarre EVD song played, then EVD would get to play a set of music. And, after about five songs, a bullet played, and, on this night, the highly unlikely actually happened, William Shatner singing "Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds", a definite EVD song! So EVD got to pick a set of music, three songs, Iron Maiden's "Wasted Years" Megadeath's "Peace Sells But Who's Buying", and, Zadoc And The Nightmare's "Off With Her Head", actually a good set of music. There was a segment of Adventures In Listening, and, Movie Time was done throughout the night. Gorgar was there in the final hour after a long absence. He told us about the problems he's had while he's been away, Bells Palsy, and Mono. Happily they are over now, and he's back to normal, or, as he himself said, as normal as it gets for him. We're all glad you're feeling better, Gorgar.


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(R) - Requested

The Commander-In-Chief "Battle for the Mind"
Exodus "March of the Sycophants"
Coliseum "Crime and the City"
The Devil's Blood "House of 10,000 Bodies"

Sister Sin "Sounds of the Underground"
Daniel Lioneye "Flatlined"
Dir En Grey "Ware Yami Tote - Live"
Gloominous Doom "Old Bay, Old and Grey"
Semargl "Credo Inner Evil"

Ana Kefr "Tonight We Watch the Children Fucking Burn"
Acid Tiger "Death Wave"
Dead Man's Bones "Lose Your Soul'
To Speak of Wolves "Trust, But Verify"

Entropia "Voice Behind the Throne"
Vindicator "Humanarchy / Gore Orphanage"
Dead Man's Bones "My Body's a Zombie for You" (R)

Hemoptysis "Who Needs a Shepherd"
Annihilator "Never, Neverland - Live"
TV's Kyle "Turtle Riding a Dog"
In Slumber "Fellow Believers Follow"
Tears "Trendy Decommercialization"

Napalm Death "The Great and the Good"
Eden's Fall "We Betray"
Diabolic Masquerade "The Blazing Demondome of Murmurs and Secrets"
Faith and the Muse "Running Up That Hill"
William Shatner "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"

Iron Maiden "Wasted Years"
Megadeth "Peace Sells"
Zadoc... and the Nightmare "Off with Her Head"

Sabaton "The Final Solution"
Buzzkill "Spellbound and Bitten"
Sick of It All "Lowest Common Denominator"
Maax "Go Fuck Yourself"
The Right Wing Conspiracy "Bailout"

How to Destroy Angels "The Space in Between"
5th Avenue Vampires "Psycho Sexual"
108 "Forever is Destroyed"
Down to Nothing "Gone for Summer"
My Children My Bride "Dark Passenger"

Psyche Corporation "Sink In"
Woe of Tyrants "Bloodsmear"
Worm Quartet "The Laundromat of Sin"
Ambush! "Unholy Matrimony"
Blessthefall "Hey Baby, Here's that song you wanted"

One Brick Down "Oath"
Ray West "Voices"
Revenant Dead "Revenant"
Saint Deamon "A Day to Come"
Mortemia "The Candle at the Tunnel's End"

Sodom "Asgebombt"
Thrust "Fist Held High"
Eudoxis "Metal Fix"
Pitchshifter "Everything Sucks (Again)"
Android Lust "Ultraman"
The Suicide Machines "I Never Promised You a Rose Garden"

Helloween "We Burn"
Amorphis "Against Widows"
Creeper "I am the Snake"
Cephalic Carnage "Lucid Interval"
Student Rick "Any Way You Want It"

Ebony Tears "Moonlight"

Brighton Rock "Assault Attack"
Krokus "In My Blood"
Barren Earth "The Leer"
Son of Aurelius "Let them Hate and Fear"
Watchmen "Race to the End"

Murderdolls "She was a Teenage Zombie" (R)
Moore "Black Widow"
Avenged Sevenfold "Nightmare"
Illusion of Joy "Psychosexual" (R)

Dyonisis "Rainy Day"

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; The entire band Thirteen South was there for the first two hours of the program. They were interviewed about what's been/will be going on with the band, promoted upcoming shows they'll be participating in, and the songs from their brand new EP were played. They rock, and this is their website. Just Joe played balloon baseball on all of the band members except Dustin, who, for some strange reason, didn't want to participate in this fun, so band member Matty broke the final balloon on Just Joe's face. Adam Savage, the guitarist for the band Mongrel, called in for an extended phone interview. He talked about his band, and his band's upcoming performance at the next The Last Exit For The Lost Presents Show, which would be on the following Friday night. A song from his bands CD was played. They are cool. Show Listings had brand new theme music this week, the theme from "Star Wars", which Just Joe enjoyed, he made lots of laser and light saber noises. Two segments of Adventures In Listening happened, and Movie Time was interspersed throughout the night. And two people who haven't been there for a while were there this night, in the first portion of the program, Shane, and Ria...



Listen to the Show

The Revenant Dead "Atrophy / Shallow Grave / The Dead is Here"

Thirteen South "Intro / From the Inside"
Vindicator "USSA"
Coliseum "Blind in One Eye / Everything to Everyone"

Thirteen South "Interview with a Stagmire"
Brian Posehn "More Metal than You"
Semargl "Credo in Chaos"

Thirteen South "Remnants"
Avenged Sevenfold "Nightmare"
Daniel Lioneye "Euroshaman"
Exodus "A Perpetual State of Indifference / Good Riddance"

Thirteen South "Dead City"
Attack Attack "I Swear I'll Change"
Ana Kefr "Tonight We Watch the Children Fucking Burn"
Sorrow of Batavia "A Hollow So Vapid"

Thirteen South "Hungry Hungry Hippos"
Masterplan "Lonely Winds of War"
Chasing Daylight "Slave"
Laethora "I As Infernal"
Gloominous Doom "The Feature"

The Commander-In-Chief "Battle for the Mind"
Psykosis "Terror at 3am"
Manahan "Pest of Doom"
Phantom X "A Strange World"
Buzzkill "The Rage"

Mongrel "Beyond Repair"
Worm Quartet "Let's Break Some Furniture"
If Man is Five "Chaos"
Millbastards "Hippo Cock"
Others "Stitch"

Maax "Die by the Axe"
Extreme Noise Terror "Cage Paralysis / Think Outside the Box"
Slang "Black Rain"
Battalion "Wings of a Demon"
Thulcandra "Legions of Darkness"

Acid Tiger "Dark Hands"
Jingo De Lunch "Cowboy Song"
Tears "Things Imaginary"
Neverdream "Black Mirror"

Stark "End of the Line"
Detente "Blood I Bleed"
Black Breath "Fallen"
Doomriders "The Equalizer"
22nd Century "Nightmare at 6th Avenue"

Oomph "Song of Death"
Dir En Grey "Hydra"
The Morphean "The Burning Truth"
Cypercore "Something Inside"
Necronomicon "The Return of the Witch"
Illusion of Joy "Psychosexual"

Anacrusis "Fighting Evil"
Revenant Dead "Army of One"
Mary Magdalan "Mind at War"
The Commander-In-Chief "Great Expectations"
Sickhoose "SRJ"

Danzig "The Revengeful"
Elwig "Sons of Revenge"
Meshuggah "Electric Red" (R)
In Slumber "Fellow Believers Follow"
Mastercastle "Jade Star"
Dead Man's Bones "In the Room Where You Sleep"

Hemoptysis "Shadow of Death"
The Devil's Blood "I'll Be Your Ghost"
Powergod "Metal Merchants"

Semargl "Credo Dead to this World"