The Last Exit for the Lost Show Archive

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Dustin, from the band Thirteen South, was there in the first talk break. He updated us on the band, their upcoming shows, and the fact that they will very soon, for the first time, have a CD of studio recorded music available. They are a cool band. www.myspace.com/thirteensouth is their website. Just Joe was back after two weeks of absence. The week before had been Easter, and he had somehow found out that, on that day, he is The Easter Bunny, and gets killed a lot, so he had stayed away in protest. We thought some traitor had told him this, as he never remembers anything, and they tried to tell him it was a lie, but apparently he's learned how to navigate the Internet, and has seen the video proof on www.thelastexit.org where you can see footage of all the mayhem that goes on here, as well as lots of other cool stuff, so be sure to always check that out. It's just highly unfortunate that Just Joe has learned how to access it! The week before that had been National Joe Day,so Just Joe had been banned from the show because he is so difficult to be around on that day, even worse than usual, much worse. So, in spite over being banned on his day... Just Joe... He procreated! He spawned. As in he now has an offspring. A KID!!!!! And, again, as an act of spite, he says he's going to keep this one, not sacrifice it to Satan or anything! Now I know April Fools Day was last week, but this is not a nasty April Fools Day Joke, much as we all hoped it was, there really is a Just Joe offspring and I guess it's here to stay! I guess Just Joe should never be banned on his special day again! Even putting up with his super obnoxiousness on that day, as bad as that is, and it's BAD, is still far far preferable to having him go spawn! So I guess Just Joe won that round. *shudder!* Movie Time occurred. Azkath threw Just Joe down the stairs for discussing a "the Family Guy" movie as one of his movies, and saying he liked it, as Azkath really hates "The Family Guy". Gorgar was there in the last hour. He was given the news of Just Joe's offspring, and was as disgusted as everyone else. Just think what we have to look forward to in the future... A world where Shoebox, Crappy The Clown, and, Just Joe's progeny are all grown up and helping run it! *ugh! shudder!*

Listen to the Show

Vreid "Alarm"
Lair of the Minotaur "Let's Kill These Motherfuckers"
Triptykon "In Shrouds Decayed"

Dark Throne "I Am the Graves of the 80's"
Hundredth "Betrayer"
Cancer Bats "Black Metal Bicycle"
Dead Man's Bones "My Body's a Zombie for You"
22nd Century "Life in Space"

inRed "Fun Beneath the Dying Sun"
Cirque De So What "The Bible, An Audio Book"
Synnove "Rhythms of the Apocalypse"
Eluveitie "Quoth the Raven"
Aeon Zen "Blinded Rain"

Barren Earth "Curse of the Red River"
The Dillenger Escape Plan "Room Full of Eyes"
The Deluge "Undulations"
Psyche Corporation "Whirring World"

Mongrel "Butterknife Suicide"
inRed "Stone Road"
Darktrance "Don't Want to Miss You"
Cirque De So What "Luke Ski Cereal"
Netherbird "As I Die"

Others "Julie Ann"
Chamber Law "Let It Out - Live"
Gwynbliedd "Nostalgia"
Sorrow of Batavia "A Hollow So Vapid"

Cirque du So What "The Track You Will Listen to the Most on this Disc"
Devo Spice "Disclaimer"
Bleeding Through "Anti-Hero"
Vio-Lence "Eternal Nightmare"
Flotsam and Jetsam "I Live, You Die"
Defecation "Time Folding Machine"

Van Canto "Master of Puppets"
Dreylands "Room 7 - Vain"
Makarus Pen "Sacrifice"
Faith and the Muse "Mercyground"
Tranqulatwist "Never a Moment / Time Capsule"

Cirque du So What "Name Pitch Meeting"
Worm Quartet "C is for Lettuce / Inner Voice"
If Man is Five "Transgressions"
Y3K "The Creeping Chaos"
Icewind Blast "Necropolis"
One Eyed Doll "Meth Monster"

Son of Aurelius "Pandora's Burden"
Shadows Sanctuary "Hailfyre"
Nassau Chainsaw "Behind Enemy Lines"

Beneath Me "While You Were Sleeping"
Survivor Zero "Scavengers of Christ"
Cirque du So What "Stoogefighter"
Witness "We'll Sleep When We're Dead"
Pandora's Toybox "Back Home to the Gallows"

Eudoxis "Metal Fix"
Jon Oliva's Pain "The Evil Within"
Heathen "Control by Chaos"
Ambush! "Anti-Thiest"
Cirque du So What "You Need Prozac, Charlie Brown"
Ekotren "Can't Stay"
Cirque du So What "Hidden Track #2"

Broken Melody "I Live Again"
Audio Transmission 9 "Winter"
Andra Dare "Iatromantis"
Cirque du So What "Meanwhile..."
The Breathing Process "Vultures"
Kauze "The Cure"

Cirque su So What "Mythbusters: The Cat Came Back"
Kimberly Freeman "Overdose"