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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; As it had been Foul Mouth Girl's birthday on the Wednesday prior to this LE, it was FMG's Birthday Show. Happy Birthday, FMG! Genevieve, of the band Psyche Corporation, was there, as was Exit, Akiri, Ria, EVD, The Enforcer, TeeJay, James, and Dave, who hadn't been there in quite some time. Genevieve and Dave sang "Happy Birthday To You" to FMG, only they sang it backwards, which was Genevieve's idea. They had debate night, where half the people there would take one side of a question to debate, and the other half would take the other side, with the winning side getting to pick songs. They debated "Did the '80's Suck", and, then they debated "should People who commit Suicide be punished with death?". And this was our annual Glam Hour, where, most years, the hour from 2:00 AM, to 3:00 AM is a solid hour of glam music. Just Joe was sooo excited about this, and couldn't wait for that hour. Unfortunately for him, and the rest of us who love glam music, my self included in those people, this was also the night where we begin Daylight Savings Time, which means that, at 2:00 AM, the clocks move ahead one hour to 3:00 AM, which means, of course, that there is no 2:00 AM hour on this night, which Just Joe forgets, because he is too dumb to remember that cruel joke, and forgets every year. Only two glam songs were played, Cinderella, and Skid Row. Just Joe was all happy and rockin' out, as was I, and then, when they told him it was 3:00 AM and glam hour was over he got all sad, and confused, because he couldn't figure out how a whole hour could have gone by so quickly, he never did figure it out, he never does, next year he'll fall for it all over again...

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Eluveitie "Otherworld / Everything Remains as It Never Was"
Finntroll "Galagsang / Mot Skuggornas Varld"
Bruce Dickinson "Accident of Birth"

Zno White "Do or Die"
Living Sacrifice "Unfit to Live"
Exhumer "Waking the Fire"
Illuminata "Story Seas"
Psyche Corporation "Part of her Design"

LAW "Brain Probing Relativism"
Triptykon "A Thousand Lies"
Celtic Frost "Temple of Depression"
Hellhammer "The Third of Storms"
High on Fire "Fire, Flood, and Plague"

Psyche Corporation "Whirring World - Live"
Omega Lithium "My Haunted Self"
Dreyelands "Pretending"
Psychostick "Beer"
Volumes "Through the Trees"
The Great Luke Ski "Gory Gory Hallelujah"

Pandora's Toybox "Down in the Mire"
julian's Lullabye "Eyes of Gray"
Fledgling Death "Rumspringa"

Cinderella "Night Songs"
Skid Row "Youth Gone Wild"

The Great Luke Ski "Anime Fan"
Van Canto "Master of Puppets"
Gronholm "Learn to Crawl"
Helloween "I Want Out"
Zodiac Mindwarp and the Love Reaction "I Come in Peace"

Shotgun Messiah "I Come in Peace"
LA Guns "Sex Action"
Iron Maiden "Caught Somewhere in Time"

Laibach "Final Countdown"
Queensryche "Suite Sister Mary"
Haggard "Of a Might Divine"

Psyche Corporation "Odanatan"
Beltane "Baby Gotterdamerung"
Gwynbleidd "Stormcalling"
The Breathing Process "Pantheon Unravelling"
Die Among Heroes "Forgive This Murder / Under These Street Lights"

Psyche Corporation "Get Down"
Clandestine "Philistine"
Omega Lithium "Angel's Holocaust"
Kimberly Freeman "Kill Me Please"
One Eyed Doll "Wheels on the Bus"

Psyche Corporation "Institute"
Broken Melody "The Beast Within"
Hades "Bloast"
Decide "Carnage in the Temple of the Damned"

Netherbird "As I Die"
Speed X "Flat Black
Aeon Zen "Time Divide"

Dark Fortress "Wraith"

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; It was a night for, and full of, things that begin with B... Barbed wire, and balloons. The Enforcer for some reason volunteered to be the first victim, err, I mean, contestant, in a brand new game. He wore a barbed wire crown, and everyone else threw balloons at his head, trying to get them to pop on the barbed wire. He wound up covered in broken balloons. Then they had Dustin, of the band Thirteen South, stick balloons up his shirt, and everyone would take turns hugging him, getting the balloons to pop. Because of the results of a Tribute to the Past Russian Roulette set, either Dustin or Tudi were to be thrown in the snow. Azakth tossed the barbed wire to them, and Tudi was the one to catch it. Thus, Dustin was thrown in the show. So Just Joe and Tudi, from the band Chamber Law, who was also a guest, threw him in the snow. However, both Dustin and Tudi (and almost Just Joe, but he managed to avoid it), wound up going in the snow. There was Movie Time, and Book Time, which I really liked, but it's a lot shorter than Movie Time, because Just Joe doesn't read, therefore he can't contribute a lot to something involving reading, only the video game inserts he's read...

And, last week Just Joe had been refusing to come back 'til they got the shoggoth off the roof, so Foul Mouth Girl, playing the part of Just Joe for that night, was given the task of getting the shoggoth off the roof so Just Joe would return. Well, Just Joe was obviously back, but he still wasn't happy... It seems she took the shoggoth off the roof, and, in another round of the game Hide The Shoggoth, she had put it on Just Joe's roof at his home. So now Just Joe said he couldn't go home. So, at the end of the night, he at first said he was going to sleep in the basement, then, wisely, considering all the bad things that have happened to him down there, he decided to go to Dustin's house instead, which, I'm sure, came as a nasty surprise to Dustin when Just Joe showed up there...

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Heathen "Intro / Dying Season"
Overkill "Ironbound"
Testament "The New Order - Live"
Slayer "Not of This God"

Amoral "Year of the Suckerpunch"
Eluveitie "The Essence of Ashes"
Immolation "A Token of Malice" (R)
Toxic Society "Morbid Crypt"
Finntroll "Tiden Utan Tid" (R)

Chamber Law "Judge and Jury"
Thirteen South "Legend - Live"
inRed "Quisitny"
Gwynbleidd "Canvas for Departure"

Short Bus Pile Up "Swift Anal Fist"
High on Fire "Bastard Samurai"
Gamma Ray "To the Metal"
Iron Maiden "Stranger in a Strange Land"

The Binary Code "Ghost Planet"
Cirque du So What? "God Hates Comedy Musicians"
Others "Stitch / Malevolent"

Wrath and Rapture "Out of Darkness / Cold"
Living Sacrifice "The Reckoning"
Angels Beneath Me - Live

Godplow "Lucid"
Danzig "The Mandrake's Cry"
Warrant "Dead, Jail, or Rock and Roll"

Acrassicauda "Massacre"
Dark Fortress "Satan Bled"
Within "Red"
Lethal Dose "Who We Are"
Beltane "Call the Ships to Port"

In Flames "Artifacts of the Black Rain"
Broken Melody "Dark and Light"
Blind Witness "These Countless Sleepless Nights"
Bloodwritten "Whore"
Black Tape for a Blue Girl "I Strike You Down"

Mortemia "The Wheel of Fire"
Adorned Blood "Trollmelody"
Arrytan Path "Angel with No Destination"
Choleric "Echoes"
One Eyed Doll "Suicidal Again"

Andra Dare "Forest"
Euphoreador "What Are You Looking For"
Makaras Pen "Currents"
Zevlagh "Iberia Incognita"
The Gathering "A Constant Run"

Demon Hunter "The World is a Thorn"
Suffocate "Not the Fallen"
Triptykon "A Thousand Lies"
Ekotren "Light to Shine"
Volumes "Wormholes"

Green Jelly "Three Little Pigs" (R)
Dirty Looks "Tokyo"
Paul Di'Anno's Battlezone "Whispered Rage"
LD/50 "Destroy"
Martyrdom "Colossus"

Broken Melody "The Beast Within"
Charly Sahona "River of Lies"
Jingo De Lunch "Reaching"
The Dreamside "Silently Awake"

Heretic "Riding with the Angels"
Bruce Dickinson "Accident of Birth"
Iron Maiden "Murder in the Rue Morgue"
Bruce Dickinson "Strange Death in Paradise"

Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Just Joe was not there, and was apparently refusing to be there again 'til they got the shoggoth off the roof. So Foul Mouth Girl would play the part of Just Joe for this night. Only she kept denying she was Just Joe all night. She didn't seem to want to be him, and, REALLY(!), who can blame her?! Who would ever want to be confused with having anything to do with being Just Joe?! It's bad enough when we all have to do it for National Joe Day, it takes your IQ forever to recover! So she didn't do a very good job of playing the part of Just Joe, but in this case, that would be considered a complement, if she, or anyone, did a really good job of being Just Joe, that would be a scary, horrible thing for them, and they should seek some professional help for that right away! The Enforcer was there for one talk break early in the night. He was informed that he was supposed to have beaten the crap out of James last week, for the sucky job he did, all the sucky music he played, when he was helping host the show last week 'til Azkath got there. The Enforcer was told, if he could go back in time and beat the crap out of James that would be good. Or, if he's there the next time James is there, that is if James ever dares to come back again, but, if he does, and The Enforcer is there, if I were James, I'd run away, as quickly as I possibly could. Just Joe, being played by Foul Mouth Girl, was told to take care of getting the shoggoth off the roof so Just Joe would come back. She, err, he said he could do that... Since everyone else likes the shoggoth, and no one likes Just Joe, you might ask, why not leave the shoggoth up there, it's doing two good things, keeping Just Joe away, and everyone but him likes it. Well, Just Joe is useful, and is entertaining, often accidentally, or to his harm, and does all the stuff no one else would do, mostly because he's the only one dumb enough to get talked into doing them... So we kinda need him around... So I guess the poor Shoggy's gotta go...

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Living Sacrifice "Overkill Exposure"
Agoraphobic Nosebleed "Hung from the Rising Sun"
Slayer "Americon"
Hypocrisy "Sky is Falling Down"

Triptykon "A Thousand Lies"
High on Fire "Frost Hammer"
Carnifex "Angel of Death"
Mattsson "The Scream of My Soul"

Cirque du So What? "God Hates Comedy Musicians"
Bloodwritten "Bullet Overdose"
One-Eyed Doll "Meth Monster"
Requiem for Oblivion "Sorrow's Eve / Casting Shadows"

Dead Superstar "Cosmic Affair"
Acrassicauda "Garden of Stones"
Eluveitie "Everything Remains as It Never Was"
Cradle of Filth "Torture Soul Asylum"

Def Leppard "Get Your Rocks Off - Live"
Bruce Dickinson "Tatooed Millionaire - Live"
Black 'n Blue "Chains around Heaven - Live"
Skid Row "Sweet Little Sister - Live"

Abigor "Projekt Shadow"
Cauldron "Chained Up in Chains"
Made Out of Babies "Grimace"
The Lower Animals "Help! I'm Strangling Myself"
Rage "Lord of the Flies"

Karnivool "Goliath"
Tranquilatwist "Downhill"
Heathen "Undone"
Sovereign Strength "War on This World"

Desdemon "Aquiescence of Illusion"
Desolation of Eden "Desolation of Eden"
Slik Helvetika "Cadaver"
Andra Dare "The Evil Inside (with the Heavenly Creatures)"
Psyche Corporation "The Ceiling"

Iron Maiden "Caught Somewhere in Time"
Overkill "The Goal is your Soul"
Dark Tranqulity "At the Point of Ignition"
Slayer "Hate Worldwide" (R)

Suffokate "While They Sleep"
Droids Attack "Canadian Death Bus"
The Paper Sons "Blackout"
Devo Spice "I'm Not Your Personal IT Guy"
Gwynbleidd "Canvas for Departure"

Others "Comes the Darkness"
Wrath and Rapture "Disembodiment"
Mastermind "Meltdown"
Dark Fortress "Osiris"
Kimberly Freeman "Overdose"

LAW "Brick"
inRed "The Howling Caverns"
Broken Melody "Return Denied"
Pistol Shot Gypsy "The Showgun"
Beltane "North Sun"

The Waters Deep Here "Envy / Ira"
One-Eyed Doll "Suicidal Serenade"
Break of Reality "Parabolic Cosmos"

Goes Cube "Grinding the Knife Blade"
Arch Enemy "Savage Messiah / Scream of Anger" (R)
Job for a Cowboy "Lords of Chaos" (R)
Volumes "Through the Trees"
Sorrow of Batavia "Where Thy Heart Once Lain"

Illuminata "A Frame of Beauty"
Bone Jar "Quest of Fate"
Sickhoose "TAF"
Dreamscapes of the Perverse "Rise of Self"
Van Canto "One to Ten"

Mortemia "The Eye of the Storm"
Heidevolk "Walhalla Wacht"
Toxic Society "Human War"

Trouble "The Beginning of Sorrows"

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Recap by Fire Eater Wizard; Dave, James, and EVD hosted the first two and a half hours of the program because Azkath, Foul Mouth Girl, and Just Joe were helping the band Psyche Corporation in New Jersey. Dave and James took turns playing sets of music, and a lot of the sets had themes to them like death, and the seven deadly sins. But James played a lot of no nos, like acoustic Jonathan Davis, covering Radio Head's "Creep", no less(!), and rap. He and Dave picked on EVD, for once unnecessarily, as he was pointing out, correctly what a sucky job James was doing programming the music. James clearly needed to be punished, so, when Azkath, Foul Mouth Girl, and, Just Joe returned, Just Joe attacked, molested and kissed James repeatedly. Well, actually, Handy The Hand Puppet Of Doom did the molesting and kissing, as Just Joe was wearing him. James did a lot of screaming like a girl. Handy also kissed EVD. Azkath played an Insane Clown Posse song which was for all of the co-hosts who had hosted the program in his absence, especially for James, and, even though he had picked it, so it wasn't a random occurrence, he still told Handy to throw Just Joe, who was still wearing him, down the stairs. So Just Joe threw himself down the stairs under the control of The Hand Puppet. Then Azkath told Dave he could help to redeem himself if he threw James down the stairs on top of Just Joe and Handy. Dave did, but they got stuck halfway down, so EVD went to help with that. Later, Azkath told Just Joe to take EVD down in the basement, and shave off his beard. Just Joe did, and that was the last we heard of EVD for the night. Just Joe said he had shaved him, and that under it there had been a whole lot of hair, comparing it to that character in Bugs Bunny. Gorgar arrived in the last hour. We were told that Just Joe had saved Gorgar's life last week, when he had been having trouble with the shoggoth on the roof, and Just Joe had kicked the shoggoth and saved his life. But then Azkath said there had been a ton of deer out there, as Gorgar is the God of all deer, that's why they all flock to him and get hit by his car, not because they are trying to kill him, but because they worship him, and it is a great privilege and honor for any deer to die the martyrs death of dying by being struck by their God... Azkath, Just Joe, and, Gorgar told us what movies they'd seen in the past week, and which were good or bad in Movie Time...



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AC/DC "For Those About To Rock"
Dog Fashion Disco "Rapist Eyes"
MC Chris "Fett's Vette"
KoRn "Creep"

Debauchary "King of Killing"
Turbonegro "Everybody Loves A Chubby Dude"
Cannibal Corpse "Dead Human Collection"
Seasons After "Cry Little Sister"
Alestorm "Captain Morgan's Revenge"
Worm Quartet "My Wife"
Rammstein "Amerika"

Austrian Death Machine "you have just been erased"
Cannibal Corpse "Stabbed In The Throat"
Dethklok "Castratikron"
Circus of Dead Squirrels "Overpopulation Annihilation"
Worm Quartet "Eat Here and Die"

Coal Chamber "Shock The Monkey"
Disturbed "Mistress"
Rammstein "P***y"
The Lone Rangers "Degenerated"
Cold "Stupid Girl"
Dog Fashion Disco "Pogo The Clown"

The Agonist "Thank You, Pain"
Sorrow of Batavia "Descent, Charred, and Blackened"
LAW "Of Monkeys and Man"

Dethklok "I Tampered With The Evidence At The Murdersite of Odin"
Atreyu "Lip-gloss and Black"
The Empire Shall Fall "These Colors Bleed"
Carnifex "By Darkness Enslaved"

Devil To Pay "Goat Leaves"
Ekotren "Dead Behind The Eyes"
High On Fire "How Dark We Pray"
Austrian Death Machine "get to the choppa"
Dethklok "Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle"

Insane Clown Posse "Piggy Pie"

Bloodwritten "Whore"
Requiem for Oblivion "Casting Shadows"
Van Canto "Tribe of Force"
Broken Melody "Return Denied"

Living Sacrifice "Unfit to Live"
Overkill "The Green and Black"
Heathen "No Stone Unturned"
Others "Julie Ann / Fear the Dead"

Lethal Dose "Witnessing"
Living Kufeso "Human War"
Dreamscapes of the Perverse "World of Malice"
Mater Dea "Trip to Skye"
Andra Dare "Fury"

Desdemon "A Soul in Exile"
Unexpect "Rooted Shadows"
Diablo "Raid / Say What You Wanna"
Suffocate "We Long for Blood"
Dark Fortess "Nemesis"

Coroner "The Invinsible"
Anhrax "Panic - Live"
Cacophony "Burn the Ground"
Iron Maiden "Powerslave"
Final Nation "Holy Reaper"

Clandestine "Fearless"
Devolved "Fractured"
Droids Attack "The Crisis in the city (It's Increasing)"
Mortemia "The Pain Infernal and the Fall Eternal"
Mattson "Never Stand Down"
Cyril Achard "It's a Gloomy Day"

Amoral "Year of the Suckerpunch"
Helloween "Dr. Stein"
High on Fire "Holy Flames of the Fire Spitter"